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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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BB taking a sledgehammer to his legacy for some paid for pussy is quite humorous.

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Something tells me she already has an entertaining and very public response prepared. 

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

You don't think awfulannouncing.com got the real scoop on this story?

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

This doesn't make sense. Wouldn't he just quit?


It doesn’t make sense because it was a complete fabrication of a story for clicks. 

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

What did you expect us to do?  

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


It doesn’t make sense because it was a complete fabrication of a story for clicks. 

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? 

19 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

Pablo Torre isn't known as a "make it up out of thin air" hack. He has a decent investigative reporting resume. And of course North Carolina is going to publicly deny it. We'll see.

18 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

You don't think awfulannouncing.com got the real scoop on this story?

Needs to be called awefulwebdesign.  Fucking site froze up my laptop. 

Didn't make any sense, UNC would be bending over backwards to accommodate Bill for anything

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The University of North Carolina issued a statement Friday saying Bill Belichick's girlfriend is a welcome guest at football facilities after reports she'd been banned by the school.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45068251/unc-says-bill-belichick-girlfriend-welcome-school

Edited by Michael Knight

I haven't cared about this story at all until today, mostly because the tweet about the ban was immediately contradicted by a tweet from UNC. 

I ended up going down a bit of a rabbit hole and found this, which I present without further comment:

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29 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

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7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Pablo Torre isn't known as a "make it up out of thin air" hack. He has a decent investigative reporting resume. And of course North Carolina is going to publicly deny it. We'll see.

“While Jordon Hudson is not an employee at the University or Carolina Athletics…”

Yeah, the very first sentence of their defense of her makes it clear that she doesn’t work for them. Pretty telling, UNC basically had to deny the story but that messaging is not a coincidence.  

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IMO they tried to ban her but word got out so now the publicly will say what they have to say just so they can save face.

That's my guess. They'll probably have to let her make the occasional appearance now as well.

29 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? 

... or make up some statistics? 

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IMO they tried to ban her but word got out so now the publicly will say what they have to say just so they can save face.


You honestly think UNC thought they could ban her and no one would find out? 

25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IMO they tried to ban her but word got out so now the publicly will say what they have to say just so they can save face.

Jordon walking into the facility on Monday.

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On 5/2/2025 at 8:19 AM, ConferenceRoom said:

Mack can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred. 

Hahahahhaha

yall are in true form. JW seal of approval. 

35 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

“While Jordon Hudson is not an employee at the University or Carolina Athletics…”

Yeah, the very first sentence of their defense of her makes it clear that she doesn’t work for them. Pretty telling, UNC basically had to deny the story but that messaging is not a coincidence.  

Going out of their way to mention that she doesn't work there is definitely some interesting subtext.

23 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


You honestly think UNC thought they could ban her and no one would find out? 

Possibly? It's the rare story that benefits absolutely no one involved if it's leaked.

Seems there was definitely a 'stay in your lane' discussion. 

 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I haven't cared about this story at all until today, mostly because the tweet about the ban was immediately contradicted by a tweet from UNC. 

I ended up going down a bit of a rabbit hole and found this, which I present without further comment:

 

Where the fuck have you been @Park Gothic? This shit is the best offseason story in years and it's clearly only going to get better. Some trustees must have thought they had a plan to solve the crazy girlfriend situation, and then it gets back to Bill (or her, or both) and they shut it down. Man, this is going to be the shitshow of all shitshow, because you know there are a ton of UNC alums who are not having this, and believe their school is bigger than Chapel Bill. We are still in the opening credits of this summer matinee...

She's probably got photos of UNC's $10M football coach getting pegged while wearing a soiled diaper. She'll be on the board of trustees by the end of the month. 

UNC trying their hardest to outdo the Deion circus in Boulder to get eyeballs on their football program.

There was an ESPN story that detailed the hiring process and some of the Trustees and the Athletics Department weren't on the same page so it's likely a Trustee told her to stay away and that was overruled by management. The president of UNC publicly rebuked some of the Trustees for their actions during the hiring process and the internal battle is still going on. 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

if UNC wins a national championship or makes the playoffs this year then Chapel Bill can do whatever the fuck he wants. lol

Did UNC sign tom Brady when I wasn’t looking?

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did UNC sign tom Brady when I wasn’t looking?

Brady taking a page out of the Chad Powers playbook?

 

11 minutes ago, burnt beanz said:

It's a shame.

Poor ole Bill, sitting there with his hot 24 year old girlfriend enthusiastically blowing him, thinking "but what of my legacy?"

More power to him if, after 50 years of being obsessively focused on football, he doesn't care anymore and just wants to be the old rich guy "dating" women far too young for him.

But it's still funny.

UNC trying their hardest to outdo the Deion circus in Boulder to get eyeballs on their football program.

Getting Hard Knocks on campus would’ve been an easier, better way to do that, but in her wisdom, the sugar baby nixed that.
9 hours ago, demos said:

Getting Hard Knocks on campus would’ve been an easier, better way to do that, but in her wisdom, the sugar baby nixed that.


Getting Hard Knocks would have been huge for the program. 

Unless Bill gets rid of her, I don’t see him making it past 2 years and he may just be a one and done. 

If ICE stops by campus, everyone should rat her out.

19 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

Cmon man this doesnt happen in 2025

5 hours ago, The Dude said:

Cmon man this doesnt happen in 2025

"It appears there is zero truth in this report. Let us now discuss it further."

This might be the best offseason saga/drama ever.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I find her to be pretty damn average looking. 

Her cheeks are suspicious. I'm calling some face work. 

Bill is at the Maine beauty competition, haha. UNC athletic department must be in serious WTF mode. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I find her to be pretty damn average looking. 

Too much white showing in the eyes. The white to pupil ratio in the eyes is tipping the crazy scale. She's gonna smash some windshields on her way out. 

15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Too much white showing in the eyes. The white to pupil ratio in the eyes is tipping the crazy scale. She's gonna smash some windshields on her way out. 

She’s going to release all the photos with BB unconscious with a dildo shoved up his ass on the way out. 

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