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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://archive.ph/Ydfvx#selection-1079.121-1079.144

Article from NYT. This fall is gonna be a riot on gamedays when she's down on the sideline calling plays and making Bill wear a lobster costume with a sign that says save our fishermen. 

O/U on number of days 'til "Bring Back Mack"  movement starts?

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This winter, producers at N.F.L. Films decided that a new season of its sports docuseries, “Hard Knocks,” would focus on Mr. Belichick’s efforts to build the U.N.C. football program ahead of the 2025 season. HBO agreed to air it.

 

But days before they were set to announce the series, Ms. Hudson demanded she be granted content approval and partial ownership of the show, according to a person familiar with the deal who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized by producers to speak to a reporter.

N.F.L. Films pulled the plug.
 

Bitch be crazy

Partial ownership of the show Jesus fucking Christ what a psycho 😂

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“I will not be cyber-bullied into submission,” she wrote online, after posting a photograph of herself dressed like a mermaid with Mr. Belichick as a fisherman reeling her in. “I will continue to stand for love, authenticity and permissibility of nonconformity. They can burn me at the stake, but they cannot burn out my light!!”
She has been equally persistent in availing herself of professional opportunities created by Mr. Belichick’s career — and in making herself a character on the Chapel Hill stage. In January, she posted a photo meant to invoke U.N.C.’s greatest athlete, the basketball luminary Michael Jordan, and seemingly inviting Nike to reach out to her for a brand partnership. She appears in a Carolina sweatshirt, with a caption that reads: “Air JordOn 1 coming Fall of 2025. Consider this a formal pitch.”

Oh good grief. Prepare your Billhole, Bill.

On 5/14/2025 at 8:20 PM, Not a cat said:

Exactly how big are you?Are there Subarus that weigh less than you?

You found a Derka sock. 

She's gonna burn through Chapel Hill like Sherman through Atlanta.

On 5/14/2025 at 4:09 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Ha, knowing the guy as I do, he will have zero interest in that. I am intimately familiar with his inspiration, however; us watching hundreds of hours of college football at various sports bars in our 30s and early 40s. 
 

Dude whipped it up one afternoon on a work day. We had it made into shirts at one point. 

Iowa made up their own renditions after he went there.

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

This winter, producers at N.F.L. Films decided that a new season of its sports docuseries, “Hard Knocks,” would focus on Mr. Belichick’s efforts to build the U.N.C. football program ahead of the 2025 season. HBO agreed to air it.

 

But days before they were set to announce the series, Ms. Hudson demanded she be granted content approval and partial ownership of the show, according to a person familiar with the deal who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized by producers to speak to a reporter.

N.F.L. Films pulled the plug.
 

Bitch be crazy

I believe she also insisted on having the title of Executive Producer or Co-Executive Producer.

One of his 3 kids need to remind him that prostitues will swallow, and it won't cost him his self respect, dignity, or his friends and family. Well, maybe friends and family, but it definitely won't cost him his dignity.

He has grown ass kids. I can't imagine they are on speaking terms with Bill knowing he's gone completely senile letting this dumb bitch ruin his life.

One of his 3 kids need to remind him that prostitues will swallow, and it won't cost him his self respect, dignity, or his friends and family. Well, maybe friends and family, but it definitely won't cost him his dignity.
He has grown ass kids. I can't imagine they are on speaking terms with Bill knowing he's gone completely senile letting this dumb bitch ruin his life.

Two of his kids are on his coaching staff.
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

One of his 3 kids need to remind him that prostitues will swallow, and it won't cost him his self respect, dignity, or his friends and family. Well, maybe friends and family, but it definitely won't cost him his dignity.

He has grown ass kids. I can't imagine they are on speaking terms with Bill knowing he's gone completely senile letting this dumb bitch ruin his life.

You talking about Brady or Jordan?

I have no love lost for Frog, but I want TCU to win in Chapel Hill this Fall. 

Bill is getting White Lotus’d about a month after they get married. He’s going to have a freak accident on the practice field 

18 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I have no love lost for Frog, but I want TCU to win in Chapel Hill this Fall. 

Let's not get carried away. 

I have no love lost for Frog, but I want TCU to win in Chapel Hill this Fall. 

We need a complete blow out either way. Last thing we want is a 7-5 Tar Heel squad.

So fucking bizarre this is happening to the last person you'd expect.

Also chortling at those of you who leapt to discredit Pablo Torre's kickass reporting after UNC's meager non-denial.

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

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Why buy the cow if the milk is free? Yikes

40 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Why buy the cow if the milk is free? Yikes

Because you're worried that the cow might murder you in your sleep if you don't.

24 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That chick needs a sound and thorough dicking by yours truly.

 

You'll have to change your name to "Steel Skank" if you do.

9 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

You'll have to change your name to "Steel Skank" if you do.

aight

There is some emergency security update being implemented, but there is nothing to worry about. Everything is running normally. 

 

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21 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://archive.ph/Ydfvx#selection-1079.121-1079.144

Article from NYT. This fall is gonna be a riot on gamedays when she's down on the sideline calling plays and making Bill wear a lobster costume with a sign that says save our fishermen. 

He is not lasting to the fall, when that buy out drops to 1M he’s gone. 

2 hours ago, hornbri said:

He is not lasting to the fall, when that buy out drops to 1M he’s gone. 

That would do more to destroy his legacy than any of the current nonsense.

On 5/20/2025 at 11:14 AM, ztejas said:

Partial ownership of the show Jesus fucking Christ what a psycho 😂

She is not nearly hot enough to be that fucking crazy. Although I guess if you go for octogenarians the scale shifts some

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

#prenup

Yeah, if he even hints at no prenup, his family needs to have his ass committed

16 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Narrator: The milk wasn’t free

The milk is never free,  even when you think you can completely walk away from it with no strings there is always that fear in the back of your mind that at some point in the future when you piss it might burn or blisters might appear somewhere.  

41 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Yeah, if he even hints at no prenup, his family needs to have his ass committed

Then they'd all be unemployed.

11 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

that fear in the back of your mind that at some point in the future when you piss it might burn or blisters might appear somewhere.  

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On 5/20/2025 at 8:18 AM, Blotto said:

https://archive.ph/Ydfvx#selection-1079.121-1079.144

Article from NYT. This fall is gonna be a riot on gamedays when she's down on the sideline calling plays and making Bill wear a lobster costume with a sign that says save our fishermen. 

Don’t be ridiculous, that would be absurd. I’m sure it’ll be more classy and subtle, like a plastic lobster bib that says save our fishermen. 

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On 5/20/2025 at 10:37 AM, orange dream said:

she must have the tear gas

Where is this from?  My mind is stuck on Curb, but it's not from there...

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Where is this from?  My mind is stuck on Curb, but it's not from there...

I saw it online 10+ years ago.  I don't remember who it was referencing but it was some poor dude who had it on a pedestal. 

Somebody commented that the chick must have a tear gas pussy.  After a few people asked what that meant he said, "pussy so good it will make you cry!!"

I laughed then and every now and then you see a story like this, to which it really is the only logical explanation.

 

"So, Mr. Belichick, you would like to withdraw $350,000 to help a sick relative?" 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

She is not nearly hot enough to be that fucking crazy. Although I guess if you go for octogenarians the scale shifts some

Septuagenarians.  She's no Anna Nicole.

1 hour ago, orange dream said:

I saw it online 10+ years ago.  I don't remember who it was referencing but it was some poor dude who had it on a pedestal. 

Somebody commented that the chick must have a tear gas pussy.  After a few people asked what that meant he said, "pussy so good it will make you cry!!"

I laughed then and every now and then you see a story like this, to which it really is the only logical explanation.

 

I saw the same thing, but I absolutely cannot remember who the people talking were.  For some reason, I feel like Magic Johnson was involved.  

It does sound like something Leon would say on Curb.

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3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

She is not nearly hot enough to be that fucking crazy. Although I guess if you go for octogenarians the scale shifts some

I hate to be superficial, but she has that face that will look mid-40s by the time she is 29.

21 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

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pussy is a hell of a drug 

he could have a hotter and dirtier single mom for muuuch cheaper 

If he was going to marry a 24 year old, surely there were better looking ones than that.

18 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

If he was going to marry a 24 year old, surely there were better looking ones than that.

This is what really bothered me about the whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing...

You become president of the free world.  Arguably the most powerful man alive. You're not that old and you're definitely not ugly. Your predecessors have pulled the likes of Marilyn Monroe.

And you do... her? I mean, she ain't awful. Not really ugly or nothin. But if I'd hit it, she'd rank 3rd at best, and 6th-7th if you include girlfriends where I didn't know em carnally (growing up in the Bible Belt sucks y'all).

As for ol Bill here, he ain't that pretty, so maybe this really is top tier for him. shit i dunno

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

This is what really bothered me about the whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing...

You become president of the free world.  Arguably the most powerful man alive. You're not that old and you're definitely not ugly. Your predecessors have pulled the likes of Marilyn Monroe.

And you do... her? I mean, she ain't awful. Not really ugly or nothin. But if I'd hit it, she'd rank 3rd at best, and 6th-7th if you include girlfriends where I didn't know em carnally (growing up in the Bible Belt sucks y'all).

As for ol Bill here, he ain't that pretty, so maybe this really is top tier for him. shit i dunno

I think Clinton enjoyed the cat/mouse game he had with someone very far beneath him in the hierarchy @ the WH that he had easy access to.  This is also the only time he got caught.....

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