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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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  • TreatyOak
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    You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

UNC should fire him after this game. 

Would that cancel the TV show his girlfriend got for him to document all of this? 

I think the bigger question is when does she jump ship. This can’t be helping her brand. 

I have nothing personal against Bill Belichick, but holy shit this is funny to watch. 

Damn NC is just bad. Talk about destroying your legacy/brand. 
When Saban fled the NFL back to college he was young enough to start over. Not sure what BB going to do after this. 

I think the bigger question is when does she jump ship. This can’t be helping her brand. 

The first rule of being an attention whore is there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:


The first rule of being an attention whore is there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

This. The interest in Hoodie wanes if he's going 8-5 every year.

7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Damn NC is just bad. Talk about destroying your legacy/brand. 
When Saban fled the NFL back to college he was young enough to start over. Not sure what BB going to do after this. 

The post mortem book on this is going to be fascinating. The most successful, arguably best, coach in NFL wanting desperately to continue coaching, but not a single team gave him a real sniff, relegated to a third tier college program, burning every bridge along the way for batshit pussy.

17 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Damn NC is just bad. Talk about destroying your legacy/brand. 
When Saban fled the NFL back to college he was young enough to start over. Not sure what BB going to do after this. 

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

Also, this is Max Johnson's six year of compiling stats in collegiate football. What the fuck are we doing man?

Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick's Most Over-the-Top PDA Moments (PHOTOS)

 

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Never would have thought a Belichick coached team would look as hapless and inept as a Charlie Strong team.

Edit: r/unctarheels must be lit rn

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Never would have thought a Belichik coached team would look as hapless and inept as a Charlie Strong team.

Belichek is an average (at best) coach who fell assbackwards into glory because of Mo Lewis. 

2 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Belichek is an average (at best) coach who fell assbackwards into glory because of Mo Lewis. 

He’s a little better than average.  Just ill suited for college.

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

He’s a little better than average.  Just ill suited for college.

He’s ill-suited for roster management.

He was horrible at drafting and always benefited from veteran Free Agents coming to New England for less to win a ring with Brady. He is now horrible at acquiring college talent. 
 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I think the bigger question is when does she jump ship. This can’t be helping her brand

 

59 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

The first rule of being an attention whore is there’s no such thing as bad publicity.


Without Bill, she has no brand. He is the only reason that anyone has ever heard of her  

 

 

44 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

“Had”, not “is having”.

His days of having sex may be over with this train wreck. Especially if she thinks that she has a brand at this point rather than understanding that she is a punchline. 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Not sure what BB going to do after this. 

Take a bunch of viagra and lay some pipe. 

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8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Take a bunch of viagra and lay some pipe. 

 

7 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

@Steel Shank approves of this message. 

 

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Damn right he does.  Dude knows his shit.

My name is Steel Shank, and I approve of this message.

I really do wish they had green lighted that TV show AND had given the skank creative control.

The alternate universe would have been epic TV, even better than Snooki

 

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I'm not retirement age yet, but if I could spend my last years "working" at a lower paced version of my successful job AND bang a twenty-something when I was able to...
 

34 minutes ago, petscii said:

I'm not retirement age yet, but if I could spend my last years "working" at a lower paced version of my successful job AND bang a twenty-something when I was able to...
 

I'd have more than a few misgivings about straight up ripping off an entire fanbase in the process, making people question my entire legacy, and emanating nuclear levels of cringe out into the universe in the process but you do you king

Fun story from a local radio station in North Carolina, including interviews with the parents of current players. In summary, shit is getting real bad, real fast in the Research Triangle.

WRAL Article:

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https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46521467/unc-scraps-plans-hulu-series-2-3-start-per-report

 

Amid a 2-3 start to Bill Belichick's tenure at North Carolina, the team has scrapped plans for a documentary series chronicling the season with Hulu, according to a report from Inside Carolina.

The series, which was set to follow UNC throughout the entirety of the season, was actually UNC's second crack at a documentary of Belichick's inaugural college campaign, but an earlier project with HBO's "Hard Knocks" was also scrapped over the summer.

Belichick is awful, but everyone needs to not be giving Mack a pass for leaving another program in the shitter on his way out. Fuck Mack Brown. 

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16 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46521467/unc-scraps-plans-hulu-series-2-3-start-per-report

 

 

Amid a 2-3 start to Bill Belichick's tenure at North Carolina, the team has scrapped plans for a documentary series chronicling the season with Hulu, according to a report from Inside Carolina.

The series, which was set to follow UNC throughout the entirety of the season, was actually UNC's second crack at a documentary of Belichick's inaugural college campaign, but an earlier project with HBO's "Hard Knocks" was also scrapped over the summer.

Thats fucking funny. You know Jordan is reaming Bill's ass about losing another TV project. Probably NowThis style. 

21 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46521467/unc-scraps-plans-hulu-series-2-3-start-per-report

 

 

Amid a 2-3 start to Bill Belichick's tenure at North Carolina, the team has scrapped plans for a documentary series chronicling the season with Hulu, according to a report from Inside Carolina.

The series, which was set to follow UNC throughout the entirety of the season, was actually UNC's second crack at a documentary of Belichick's inaugural college campaign, but an earlier project with HBO's "Hard Knocks" was also scrapped over the summer.

 

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Belichick is awful, but everyone needs to not be giving Mack a pass for leaving another program in the shitter on his way out. Fuck Mack Brown. 

fair, but why not both ? 

I'm not saying not both, but Mack seems to be skating this.

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm not saying not both, but Mack seems to be skating this.

It would help if the two programs that most recently fired Mack didn't turn around and hire the worst possible coaches imaginable. 

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Things at UNC are now way funnier than the girlfriend thing. Their admin and donors have figured out that michael lombardi, who they gave a 3 year contract, is an imbecile on top of being a complete asshole. 

Lombardi recently sent a condescending email to everyone in the athletic department and to their biggest donors. Apparently, the letter was so condescending in tone, self important, and poorly written that multiple donors immediately leaked it to the media to fuck him over and let everyone else get to laugh at him. The gist of the letter, aside from misspellings, was that everything that is going wrong right now is basically all their fault and that they need to be patient.

So way to talk down to and alienate your most immediate financial sources. He basically just wrote a letter to hordes of very successful and accomplished alums and informed them of how smart he is and how little they know about about what it takes to position for achievement. He let them all know he's the smartest guy in every room. In this letter he used quotes from historical figures and even Bill Walsh to emphasize his vast and wordly knowledge. He did this to people who have built business empires and generational wealth without having to lodge their nose up the assholes of football coaches. 

The instant they announced Lombardi would be in charge of personnel evaluation and distribution of money I knew this wasn't a serious endeavor. Bill likes this dude specifically because he sparred with Boston radio hosts in his defense. That's it. And now this dude is in charge of everything there. Even before it went bad people were already murmuring about what a rude and arrogant prick Lombardi could be. And now he's talking down to legacy donors immediately after getting trounced in an empty stadium. They are so fucked. 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Things at UNC are now way funnier than the girlfriend thing. Their admin and donors have figured out that michael lombardi, who they gave a 3 year contract, is an imbecile on top of being a complete asshole. 

Lombardi recently sent a condescending email to everyone in the athletic department and to their biggest donors. Apparently, the letter was so condescending in tone, self important, and poorly written that multiple donors immediately leaked it to the media to fuck him over and let everyone else get to laugh at him. The gist of the letter, aside from misspellings, was that everything that is going wrong right now is basically all their fault and that they need to be patient.

So way to talk down to and alienate your most immediate financial sources. He basically just wrote a letter to hordes of very successful and accomplished alums and informed them of how smart he is and how little they know about about what it takes to position for achievement. He let them all know he's the smartest guy in every room. In this letter he used quotes from historical figures and even Bill Walsh to emphasize his vast and wordly knowledge. He did this to people who have built business empires and generational wealth without having to lodge their nose up the assholes of football coaches. 

The instant they announced Lombardi would be in charge of personnel evaluation and distribution of money I knew this wasn't a serious endeavor. Bill likes this dude specifically because he sparred with Boston radio hosts in his defense. That's it. And now this dude is in charge of everything there. Even before it went bad people were already murmuring about what a rude and arrogant prick Lombardi could be. And now he's talking down to legacy donors immediately after getting trounced in an empty stadium. They are so fucked. 

What kind of assclown alienates the fans? 

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18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What kind of assclown alienates the fans? 

It's a lot worse than alienating fans. 

Both Patterson and Lombardi have pissed off the BMDs by being arrogant, inaccessible, and unlikeable pricks. Based on reports, UNC is a clusterfuck right now.

You don't hire a 73 year old NFL coach for a long rebuild. The trustees and politicians made the hire for attention and they're getting lots of attention for the wrong reasons. Mack had a decent program that stayed out of trouble and that's as good as UNC football is going to get. 

I remember seeing a Michael Lombardi tweet once in response to someone who was defending Bill Belichick. It said "preach." Except he spelled it "preech." He fucked up a one word tweet. And the only reason I remember that was because at the time he was promoting a book on different radio shows and sports podcasts. The title of the book was "Football Genius."

32 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It's a lot worse than alienating fans. 

Both Patterson and Lombardi have pissed off the BMDs by being arrogant, inaccessible, and unlikeable pricks. Based on reports, UNC is a clusterfuck right now.

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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

It's a lot worse than alienating fans. 

Both Patterson and Lombardi have pissed off the BMDs by being arrogant, inaccessible, and unlikeable pricks. Based on reports, UNC is a clusterfuck right now.

Holy shit. Bill has two sons on the staff and lombardi has one. They just seized an entire program and turned it into their hobby fiefdom.

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Thats fucking funny. You know Jordan is reaming Bill's ass about losing another TV project. Probably NowThis style. 

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The Pats need to speed up Bill's statue and invite him asap for the unveiling.  Perfect for this petty clown. 

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The Pats need to speed up Bill's statue and invite him asap for the unveiling.  Perfect for this petty clown. 

Kraft needs to fuck with Belichick and commission a statue of this

Dov Kleiman on X: "Wholesome: 72-year-old Bill Belichick doing Acro Yoga  with his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson on the beach. We have never  seen Bill this happy ❤️🥹 https://t.co/4ChC6Nvtfy" / X

He was garbage before Brady,  go back and look. I have no doubt Brady did a lot of things Bledsoe wish he had the balls to do, with regards to Bill and his head coaching.  Im not sure how great a DC he was, that Giants roster was stacked and Parcells had his hands all over it. 

Would love to know the story on how he was hired at UNC.  Had to be a couple BMD thinking they run the FB program, probably did. 

3 hours ago, Dewey said:

He was garbage before Brady,  go back and look. I have no doubt Brady did a lot of things Bledsoe wish he had the balls to do, with regards to Bill and his head coaching.  Im not sure how great a DC he was, that Giants roster was stacked and Parcells had his hands all over it. 

Would love to know the story on how he was hired at UNC.  Had to be a couple BMD thinking they run the FB program, probably did. 

I don't think he was "garbage." He was a quality DC. He was pretty good at Cleveland. Pretty much every DC in the NFL ever considered good probably had a talented roster. And if he capitulated to Brady in New England it was clearly the right move. 

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Belichick is awful, but everyone needs to not be giving Mack a pass for leaving another program in the shitter on his way out. Fuck Mack Brown. 

Exactly. Mack drove that program into the ground, too. Ran the wheels off it and then kept going until the brake rotors gouged the pavement and shattered. Belichek was handed a smoldering pile. 
 

Now Mack is back in Austin and our program has cratered again. Let’s buy him a house in Norman or College Station and kindly tell him to get the fuck out. Again. 

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