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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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Belichick on the verge of a flameout even worse than Urban Meyer.

 

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You know your personal and professional lives are in a freefall when you would probably benefit from a call to Bobby Petrino for some public image consulting tips. All self-inflicted, too....what a fuck-up. 

this has somehow gone worse than i possible imagined , i figured he would suck but this is Urban Meyer levels of free fall 

20 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You know your personal and professional lives are in a freefall when you would probably benefit from a call to Bobby Petrino for some public image consulting tips. All self-inflicted, too....what a fuck-up. 

 

I don’t think Bobby can fix him. 

Always a pretty good sign when your own school is turning over every stone to find their own violations.

29 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

this has somehow gone worse than i possible imagined , i figured he would suck but this is Urban Meyer levels of free fall 

Man, I had completely forgotten that Urban Meyer coached the Jaguars for a hot minute before trying to figure out what you were referring to.

This is going to be so much worse, and no one will ever forget.

I'm loving all of this-  Rumor mill is running overtime.  Lots of talk that he's gone.  God I hope he stays.  

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-potential-exit-strategy-discussions-have-begun-as-to-bill-belichick

And Jones adds this at the end, as his “opinion” on the matter” “I don’t think it’s a lock that Belichick coaches the Cal game.” The Cal game will be played in Berkeley in only nine days. If something is going to be happening before the 10:30 p.m. ET Friday night kickoff on October 17, it will need to happen fairly quickly.

 

 

 

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Members of Belichick’s coaching staff have already spoken to other schools that are expected to be in CFB Playoff about taking on roles during the postseason. From one coach: “the rats are leaving the ship”.

Some staffers believe a change will come within two weeks.

Reports of serious recruiting violations remain under investigation at UNC. Recruiting and practice violations have already been proven by the school, according to multiple sources.

Using recruit violations to knockdown a coaches buyout has become a standard practice. If Belichick cannot find a landing spot to trigger his own buyout, he’s excepted to accept a greatly reduced, compromised rate.

Belichick's communication with his staff in the past two weeks has been described as "weird" and "distant" by multiple members of UNC's coaching staff. Multiple coaches were unable to get hold of him during UNC's bye week.

From one UNC defensive assistant: "What we've done to these kids is fucked up.”

 

You will know its a wrap when the UNC marching band gets the go ahead to blast Gold Digger when Jordan struts around the field pregame

How is UNC's offensive line?

Who am I kidding? I'm sure they're better.

So, what are the transfer rules again if a coach leaves? They can play within 3 days right?

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

How is UNC's offensive line?

Who am I kidding? I'm sure they're better.

So, what are the transfer rules again if a coach leaves? They can play within 3 days right?

 

Considering San Jose St has a significantly better line than us I would imagine we would take a player or two from UNC. 

Super surprised that hiring a famous old asshole who lost his fastball and has his sugar mama handle his personal affairs didn’t work out. 

33 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"What we've done to these kids is fucked up.”

Site motto material?

23 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You will know its a wrap when the UNC marching band gets the go ahead to blast Gold Digger when Jordan struts around the field pregame

Please let this happen. 

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She’s a bunny rabbit 🐇 boiler. She’s kinda terrifying. Just like all the other influencers who find their publicity starting to dry up, they don’t like to be ignored. 

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Bill fucking Belichick rummaging through old media contacts to try to find a soft landing as a pregame talking head is quite humorous.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Bill fucking Belichick rummaging through old media contacts to try to find a soft landing as a pregame talking head is quite humorous.

The thing is he could have gone the “talking head” route initially. Now He has made his legacy a joke.
 

I really hope the sex and the crazy pussy was magma cum laude level cuz he done fried up his career for it. She will pivot and podcast style do a tell all. Bill managed to piss off Kraft as well. The final fall out from this will be spectacular. 

If Chapel Bill is run out of town I will be disappointed (but not surprised). His ridiculous hiring and coronation; North Carolina desperately throwing everything behind him in terms of resources; the whole Jordan "I'm not a whore, we're really in love" fiasco; her trademarking of every dumb saying imaginable; hiring all of his dipshit sons as coaches; and his severe failings as a college football HC have been one of the great stories of the last 10 months.

If he leaves, heaven help us, we will have to focus on Texas football again. 

53 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Super surprised that hiring a famous old asshole who lost his fastball and has his sugar mama handle his personal affairs didn’t work out. 

 

Ahem, sugar baby

 

 

Pat has done some stellar reporting (digging) on this story,

one of the things Mack Brown is great at doing is building booby traps for his predecessors. Giving the parents of the players access to him and the staff. The parents had everyone’s digits. When that’s gone the parents get mad. And of course leaving the cupboard bare. 

But Bonerchick basically torched himself. Giving benefits to the players he “recruited” over other players seems to have gone over well. From a black out in communications from Bonerchick to his staff to a blackout in communications from the staff to the parents of the players, to a GM buddy who pissed off the BMDs and finally getting your ass kicked while parading your psycho pussy on the sidelines…is next level. Mack’s built in booby traps were not necessarily needed. But once again he will come out being thought of fondly while the school comes at Bill with pitchforks. 

 

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Think there’s an opening at Fox for Bill considering Mark Sanchez will be spending the next few years at Rikers Island. 

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

Think there’s an opening at Fox for Bill considering Mark Sanchez will be spending the next few years at Rikers Island. 

This needs to be a movie. 

What could possibly be a fireable recruiting violation in 2025?

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

They can play within 3 days right?

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Finding a landing spot in the media to trigger the buyout might be a bit of a problem for Bill.  I don’t see a network that broadcasts college games hiring a guy who made his reputation in the NFL and had only one (or less) season at the NCAA level. And that one season was a disaster.
Finding work at a network broadcasting NFL games might be problematic as well.  He has publicly declared war on the Patriots and had probably pissed off others in the NFL world.  Top it off with a thin-skinned, laconic personality; I wouldn’t think he’d be highly sought after for a gig.

7 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Finding a landing spot in the media to trigger the buyout might be a bit of a problem for Bill.  I don’t see a network that broadcasts college games hiring a guy who made his reputation in the NFL and had only one (or less) season at the NCAA level. And that one season was a disaster.
Finding work at a network broadcasting NFL games might be problematic as well.  He has publicly declared war on the Patriots and had probably pissed off others in the NFL world.  Top it off with a thin-skinned, laconic personality; I wouldn’t think he’d be highly sought after for a gig.

I guess the lovebirds can always start a geezer channel on chaturbate

27 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Finding work at a network broadcasting NFL games might be problematic as well.

 

NFL Network?

 

 

58 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Feel bad for the players, but overall very happy to see this flame out spectacularly.

 

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31 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I guess the lovebirds can always start a geezer channel on chaturbate

 

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Pat has done some stellar reporting (digging) on this story,

one of the things Mack Brown is great at doing is building booby traps for his predecessors. Giving the parents of the players access to him and the staff. The parents had everyone’s digits. When that’s gone the parents get mad. And of course leaving the cupboard bare. 

But Bonerchick basically torched himself. Giving benefits to the players he “recruited” over other players seems to have gone over well. From a black out in communications from Bonerchick to his staff to a blackout in communications from the staff to the parents of the players, to a GM buddy who pissed off the BMDs and finally getting your ass kicked while parading your psycho pussy on the sidelines…is next level. Mack’s built in booby traps were not necessarily needed. But once again he will come out being thought of fondly while the school comes at Bill with pitchforks. 

 

They should fire his ass for cause anyway and deal with whatever blowback. Tar and feather his ass on the way out of town. He should be excoriated nonstop by everyone at that school and in sports media. He's basically ruined a bunch of kids' prospects at earning power for god knows how long and probably fucked up a bunch of their potential careers, aside from any potential standouts (if any) that will get looks from other programs. What he's done is far beyond cringe, it's practically criminal.

Soft landing my fucking ass, he should be blacklisted from every program and/or media outlet for all time.

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3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is he could have gone the “talking head” route initially. Now He has made his legacy a joke.
 

I really hope the sex and the crazy pussy was magma cum laude level cuz he done fried up his career for it. She will pivot and podcast style do a tell all. Bill managed to piss off Kraft as well. The final fall out from this will be spectacular. 

She'll be on YouTube, get some early followers for the inside scoop. It will lose momentum quick. Do some media and maybe a book, which will pay bills for a minute. She'll be on the "alternative dating" websites or "modeling" with 2 years. Book it.

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

She'll be on YouTube, get some early followers for the inside scoop. It will lose momentum quick. Do some media and maybe a book, which will pay bills for a minute. She'll be on the "alternative dating" websites or "modeling" with 2 years. Book it.

She is the roughest looking mid 20 year old I have ever seen. She will wind up with a tattoo of a dagger on her side and be flinging herself at some hapless backup QB in Florida in 3 years. 

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Who the fuck would want to listen to that monotone delivery?

His stupid answer to Holly Rowe’s nut-sack slobbering question about his cut off sleeves on his hoodie before the TCU game was fucking cringe to the nth degree. 

 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She is the roughest looking mid 20 year old I have ever seen. She will wind up with a tattoo of a dagger on her side and be flinging herself at some hapless backup QB in Florida in 3 years. 

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I have always thought the same. She’s got that hollowed-out look that lends itself to vodka for breakfast and speed for dinner.

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5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I have always thought the same. She’s got that hollowed-out look that lends itself to vodka for breakfast and speed for dinner.

Yeah she could easily audition for a role as biker’s old lady if the show Renegade was still on the air. 
 

this is kind of a fun harmless exercise: where will she be in 3 years?
 

(Let’s all pray Bill has had a vasectomy or is shooting blanks bc we don’t need the spawn of Satan right this minute. I’ve seen his other kids. See below.) 👇 

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19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She is the roughest looking mid 20 year old I have ever seen. She will wind up with a tattoo of a dagger on her side and be flinging herself at some hapless backup QB in Florida in 3 years. 

Read that as fingering

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