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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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    You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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Days of Our Tar Heels:

“With all that said, the Tar Heels play Cal tonight at 10:30 eastern.”

I have kind of stayed out of this whole situation, but what in the hell is she doing trying to tell Bill Belichick how to talk about football? He better be burning through the viagra for this level of bullshit.   

On 10/14/2025 at 7:43 PM, Eskimohorn said:


You probably already have a case of Herbies

Well it is the love bug

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

If Cal pulls one out after a UNC bye then they've gotta make a move. Virginia is going to enter their backdoor in a dry fashion.

 

So no tar on their feather?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it is the love bug

good ol #53, the same number as the the difference between Bill n Jordy

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I dont think he can survive that leak. She's certifiably batshit. 

Wonder who leaked it.

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I dont think he can survive that leak. She's certifiably batshit. 

How long until this becomes a Casey Kasem situation?

Keep reaching for the stars?

EDIT: That is some fuckery and I don’t know how you can treat family like that. I also had trouble keeping up with who’s bad.

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I don't think I've ever felt so much secondhand embarrassment in my entire life, and I don't think I'm being hyperbolic

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How long until this becomes a Casey Kasem situation?

eh?

30 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I don't think I've ever felt so much secondhand embarrassment in my entire life, and I don't think I'm being hyperbolic

Who are you embarrassed for? I can’t honestly see how you would be embarrassed for any of the parties involved.

5 hours ago, ncsufootball said:

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more fucked up..........  Surprise!

You've got a scheming, 24 year-old gold digger with an IQ of about 80 controlling a 73 year-old, bumbling, anti-social coach who has decided to throw it all away for some fresh pussy. It can and likely will get more fucked up. I'm counting on it. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How long until this becomes a Casey Kasem situation?

6 months ago? She probably already makes him sleep in a dog crate at the foot of her bed. 

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I don't think I've ever felt so much secondhand embarrassment in my entire life, and I don't think I'm being hyperbolic

will smith’s last few years has something to say about that. 

He's lost in Pussy Forest and he has no map.

He probably doesn't even want to leave the forest.

Spent his whole life living and breathing football and eschewing his own life, now UNC is underwriting him getting head under his desk like Lewinsky and fucking on a private jet. Go playa

Guarantee that Joey Freshwater did it better

As bad as it feels for BB, I feel more for the graphics design guys in the room who have to stand there while she shits on their faces with the "I could do this in 3 minutes in Adobe Photoshop" bullshit by a zero-taste, low-IQ golddigger who seems to think putting animated gifs on a website is in any way the same as building motion graphics for a television production.  Every job looks easy until you're the one doing it, bitch. 

I'm thankfully at a point in my life now where I generally don't have to work with people I don't like, and I can walk away.  That one guy leaning on the table looking at the ground probably doesn't have a tongue anymore because he just bit it right off.  Good for him for being the bigger man, I'm not sure I wouldn't have snapped back at her when she showed her ignorance.

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4 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He's lost in Pussy Forest

Directions to said forest?

1 hour ago, immamac said:

My god. 

I'm sensing a collaboration in the making.

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

This is the piece of shit website she was bragging about making in 3 minutes.

Jordon's Sistine Chapel

I reflexively scrolled down and… that was it.

8 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He's lost in Pussy Forest and he has no map.

 

Seems like there are likely bear traps, snares, jagged stumps,  barbed wire , and several other lumberjacks in that particular forest too.

18 hours ago, smuggs said:

If Cal pulls one out after a UNC bye then they've gotta make a move. Virginia is going to enter their backdoor in a dry fashion.

Crossposting a great find by @texifornia

Tex:  "In case you decided not to stay up until the wee hours to watch the Fightin' Belichicks..."

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Directions to said forest?

Around the way from Anal Gulch
On 10/18/2025 at 3:15 AM, aggie08 said:

Directions to said forest?

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So follow me down the yellow brick road. Where brothas go to see naked hoes

Ying Yang Twins taught me that.

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(Matt Hayes) Dear, NY Giants: Please take Bill Belichick off our hands. Signed, UNC football

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This was the danger all along, that Bill Belichick would get another shot with his first love and leave behind a fleeting fling. And no, we’re not talking Jordon Hudson. At least, not yet. This is about football, and North Carolina’s place in Belichick’s pecking order of importance. It may be high now, but that foundation begins to shift at the end of the month — when the Tar Heels complete their first season under the coach known more for winning six Super Bowls than proclaiming he’s dialed in to all things Carolina Blue. 

“Getting ready for Wake Forest, that’s all I got this week,” Belichick said at his weekly press conference when asked about the job opening with the New York Giants. He was then asked if players and/or recruits have asked about his interest in the job, which became available Monday when the Giants fired Brian Daboll. “I’ve been asked about it from time to time,” he continued. “Look, I’ve been down this road before. I’m focused on Wake Forest, that’s it. That’s my commitment to this team. I’m here to do the best for this team.”

If that doesn’t sound like an invitation for the Giants — who Belichick worked for from 1979-90 — to come rescue him from college purgatory, I don’t know what is. And it might just be the best thing for all involved. For Belichick and his obviously failed attempt to create the "33rd team" in college football. For North Carolina and its obviously flawed power structure, a process that led to chancellor Lee Roberts circumventing athletic director Bubba Cunningham and hiring Belichick. 

And for Hudson, Belichick’s 24-year-old muse/girlfriend (or is it girlfriend/muse?), who’s three months younger than quarterback Max Johnson. Belichick can return to the NFL and chase Don Shula’s all-time wins record, and Roberts can return to the chancellor’s residence and do whatever it is he was doing before taking a blow torch to the football program.      

Then there’s Hudson, who can recalibrate her dog and pony show on the biggest stage in the world. My god, the New York Post may hire a full-time J-Hud reporter. Meanwhile, North Carolina can get back to the business of building a sustainable football program with a real, live football coach who’s invested in the long run. Not somebody who sees it as a hobby until a lost NFL franchise comes calling.

But if there’s one critical takeaway from this comical shotgun marriage of university and desperation to be seen (again, not talking about Hudson), it’s that North Carolina sees what it takes to play at the elite level of college football. It just hired the wrong guy to pull it off. North Carolina now understands ― despite what longtime blue dog faithful in Chapel Hill espouse and firmly believe ― football drives the athletic train.

It’s the difference in thriving and surviving as a sports program, and may one day be the key to escaping the cash-strapped ACC. Until then, football has to be more than a money pit. More than a place where a down-on-his-luck legendary coach and his socialite muse hang out for a couple of years before someone in the NFL takes a chance on what once was.

It has to be a place where NIL money is spent smartly, not on a woefully lacking roster of transfer portal throwaways that Belichick’s hand-picked general manager Michael Lombardi apologized for last month in an email to boosters. 

Lombardi said the purpose of the email wasn’t to “shed blame on the past regimes,” then went on to shed blame on the Mack Brown regime. It was essentially a call for patience, and a commitment to continue financial support — after Belichick and Lombardi gutted the North Carolina roster and replaced it with 70 new scholarship players. 

Lombardi isn’t writing that letter — not even a year into Belichick’s first season — if those filling the NIL coffers aren’t already concerned that this thing has gone off the rails. That Belichick, despite Lombardi’s email of don’t blame us, blame the other guy, may not have the chops to build and win in the college football world of it only takes one year to turn around a program.

That Belichick’s $10 million salary and $20 million NIL commitment may be better spent finding the next Curt Cignetti or Marcus Freeman or Clark Lea or Kenny Dillingham. If you’re going to take a chance, roll the dice on a coach (or assistant coach) who has been around the block and understands the intricacies and nuances it takes to build and win in the college game.

You want to take a chance? Hire Mississippi offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., or Indiana offensive coordinator Mike Shanahan, and pay them half of what Belichick is earning. Then watch them hire a staff that knows the college game, and understands roster building in the player empowerment era. They’ll embrace it, not be annoyed by it. 

They’ll crush recruiting with that $20 million NIL fund, and bring innovative offenses to Chapel Hill. They’ll get quarterbacks who fits. Shanahan was critical is identifying both Kurtis Rourke and Fernando Mendoza in the transfer portal for the Hoosiers, and Weis found Trinidad Chambliss at Division II Ferris State ― then convinced him to be the backup at Ole Miss instead of Ohio State. 

Real, profound change is right there for North Carolina. New coach, new vision, same financial support. All the Tar Heels need is someone from the NFL to take Belichick off their hands. 

 

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I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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On 10/17/2025 at 5:15 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Keep reaching for the stars?

EDIT: That is some fuckery and I don’t know how you can treat family like that. I also had trouble keeping up with who’s bad.

I dunno how I missed this and I'm a little late to the party..

But I'll help with your confusion:

 

11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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It appears the Deion Telenovela will soon be airing the Neon Snow Skis over Land Sharks season. As such, and given my deep love for Telenovela action, I'm gonna need them to go ahead and fund at least a couple of more season of Bill's Sugar Baby Takes On the World.

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10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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Every dude in that room got laid, good for them.

And I suppose congrats to the ladies for keeping the weave store solvent?

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 
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10 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Every dude in that room got laid, good for them.

And I suppose congrats to the ladies for keeping the weave store solvent?

Especially the ones who had husbands and boyfriends on the team.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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There is such a thing as "Co-Ed Adult Cheerleading" that isn't Porn?   Who knew?

11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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Does Jordon know that she can dig gold without having to spend a bunch of time with the old-timer? Let the man have his free time for the love of god.

lol, she knows she give him any time to even take a gotdam phone call; it might be one of his kids getting coached by a hostage therapist. 

How would a middle age man get involved in these co-ed adult cheerleading competitions if he was so inclined?  Asking for a friend.

23 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

How would a middle age man get involved in these co-ed adult cheerleading competitions if he was so inclined?  Asking for a friend.

Is it worth it, though?  You know she yammers on about this at night and drags him to this?

I was today old when I learned that adult cheerleading was a thing.

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