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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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  • TreatyOak
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    You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

How would a middle age man get involved in these co-ed adult cheerleading competitions if he was so inclined?  Asking for a friend.

I'm guessing the same way middle aged men around the world get involved in any activity with fit young women.  Of course, I'm talking about having a great personality and really listening to them.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Is it worth it, though?  You know she yammers on about this at night and drags him to this?

I was today old when I learned that adult cheerleading was a thing.

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2 hours ago, Matuka said:

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Soft-ass league. Make the punishment be to join an all male cheerleading squad. 

18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I need more Belichek-Jordon storylines. He has to stay at UNC another year. I’m just not done, I’m sorry. I need that OTL. 

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This is utterly shocking to me.

As someone who has a 15 year old daughter in competitive cheerleading, I can say a cheer competition is the furthest you can get from a NFL locker room. It is a bizarre environment that is hard to explain unless you've been. This chick's pussy must be absolutely off the charts. 

18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Every dude in that room got laid, good for them.

They're all fucking each other. Not a straight guy in that room besides Bill and any parents present.

And what a weird thing for a 24 year old woman to do. The young ones do it to train for high school and being a college cheerleader. She's crazy af.

 

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8 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

This is utterly shocking to me.

As someone who has a 15 year old daughter in competitive cheerleading, I can say a cheer competition is the furthest you can get from a NFL locker room. It is a bizarre environment that is hard to explain unless you've been. This chick's pussy must be absolutely off the charts. 

They're all fucking each other. Not a straight guy in that room besides Bill and any parents present.

And what a weird thing for a 24 year old woman to do. The young ones do it to train for high school and being a college cheerleader. She's crazy af.

 

We all know she's an influencer, which means your last sentence is redundant. 

Which makes me wonder, is Deion gonna drop his current squeeze for an influencer? Apparently it's the in thing for drama fueled coaches and I feel like Neon is really missing the boat on that one.

Things turned out pretty well for Anthony Michael Hall...

16 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

 

This sumbitch sneezes glitter. I doubt ol' Bill feels threatened by the male cheerleaders.

NTTAWWT

31 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

 

I think we can confidently say she isn't cheating with THAT guy.

Well, she could be pegging that guy, too.

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Imagine if in 2013 during the BYU game, I told you Manny Diaz would be 1-0 againt Bill Belichik as a head coach.

On 11/22/2025 at 8:38 AM, Vato Macho said:

 

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Good for Greg. I bet he made that outfit with the sewing machine Larry bought him. 

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

She's not even hot.

She is the oldest looking 24 year old I’ve ever seen. Could pass for 40. Rode up hard and put away wet. Yuck. Decent enough figure but that face could turn someone to stone. 

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After due consideration of Miss Jordon's role in the life of Coach Belichick, I have come to the belief that she is a MOSSAD spy in training, in thid case on-the-job training. She should be moving into control of his assets before too long.

On 11/23/2025 at 7:02 PM, demos said:

“Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old girlfriend of football coaching legend Bill Belichick, said she is suing sports reporter Pablo Torre, after he has run several reports this year that have made her look bad.”

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-jordon-hudson-says-shes-suing-sports-reporter-pablo-torre/

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Ok, princess. Steve Ballmer's lawyers have been thus far unable to counter anything that Pablo has reported, but I'm sure you'll do just fine.

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

She is the oldest looking 24 year old I’ve ever seen. Could pass for 40. Rode up hard and put away wet. Yuck. Decent enough figure but that face could turn someone to stone. 

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Is Jen single? 

19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Belichik has probably exploded on Jordon in his office.

Probably not "exploded".

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She needs to ditch the full time pageant makeup and stop with the Ozempic microdosing. She's much cuter as a normal 24 year old female human.

 

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19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Belichik has probably exploded on Jordon in his office.

Im guessing it's more of a dribble.

Dammit, Deej.

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Hadn't paid a single bit of attention to any of this since week 1 of the season.  

After skimming the last page it seems to be going well. Like a Wes Anderson movie edited by Adam Sandler. 

14 hours ago, Tex Long said:

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What is it you're contemplating here? How much better Bill is than batshit-crazy Jordan?

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On 11/22/2025 at 9:53 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Hope we get more drip drip drip after today’s home loss.

 

Bold choice to issue an ultimatum to a guy that attended an adult cheerleading event. Spoiler: he’s not going to choose his family

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Bold choice to issue an ultimatum to a guy that attended an adult cheerleading event. Spoiler: he’s not going to choose his family

The only thing I get out of the Belichick drama is that at least UT is better off than UNC.

But, I guess we can attribute that to more talented athletes and a better overall coaching staff than the nepos Bill brought on board in Chapel Hill.

 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

The only thing I get out of the Belichick drama is that at least UT is better off than UNC.

But, I guess we can attribute that to more talented athletes and a better overall coaching staff than the nepos Bill brought on board in Chapel Hill.

 

It’s pretty wild that Chuck Strong is emerging as a better post-Mack hire than Bill Belichick

1 minute ago, B00M said:

It’s pretty wild that Chuck Strong is emerging as a better post-Mack hire than Bill Belichick

Good college coaches don't always succeed in the NFL and vice versa. I always thought Belichick was overrated.

Built his resume on the back of Tom Brady's sustained excellence.

13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Good college coaches don't always succeed in the NFL and vice versa. I always thought Belichick was overrated.

Built his resume on the back of Tom Brady's sustained excellence.

Very true. He is no better than any other football coach. He is worse than alot of them. He lucked into the best player at the most valuable position of any team sport. He sucked before Brady and after Brady. He sucked without Brady.

The genius watched Brady in practice every day, and what did he do? He gave the largest contract in NFL history to someone else. If Mo Lewis hadn't injured Bledsoe, none of us would remember Belichick. 

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Hadn't paid a single bit of attention to any of this since week 1 of the season.  

After skimming the last page it seems to be going well. Like a Wes Anderson movie edited by Adam Sandler. 

Man did you miss out. 

11 hours ago, B00M said:

Spoiler: he’s not going to choose his family

 

14 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

Very true. He is no better than any other football coach. He is worse than alot of them. He lucked into the best player at the most valuable position of any team sport. He sucked before Brady and after Brady. He sucked without Brady.

The genius watched Brady in practice every day, and what did he do? He gave the largest contract in NFL history to someone else. If Mo Lewis hadn't injured Bledsoe, none of us would remember Belichick. 

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6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Pop made a WCF after Duncan left and won a gold medal with a shitty USA roster. 

On 11/24/2025 at 12:46 PM, Nicole44 said:

She is the oldest looking 24 year old I’ve ever seen. Could pass for 40. Rode up hard and put away wet. Yuck. Decent enough figure but that face could turn someone to stone. 

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On 11/25/2025 at 8:32 AM, DFW Horn said:

The only thing I get out of the Belichick drama is that at least UT is better off than UNC.

But, I guess we can attribute that to more talented athletes and a better overall coaching staff than the nepos Bill brought on board in Chapel Hill.

 

they sent mack brown to hang around us, advantage unc

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