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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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On 3/16/2025 at 2:25 PM, Blotto said:

 

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College Bill is a wild man.

At least he's not skipping leg day.

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On 3/16/2025 at 2:25 PM, Blotto said:

 

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College Bill is a wild man.

Dude's as smooth as Bill Withers.

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1 hour ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

I want to see her walk him in on a leash on all fours as the new UNC entrance. I think that's where this is going.

(Tar) Heel Bill…HEEL!!!

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

How long before she’s banging players left and right?

Could be part of their NIL.

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

How long before she’s banging players left and right?

 

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Train derailing before it clears the station, but at least she doesn’t have him wearing ridiculous suits yet. 

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Looks like the girlfriend is gonna grift of Bill's name. At least she got the name of her business, "Trouble," correct.

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On 4/15/2025 at 11:57 AM, Deej said:

Undefeated.

On the bright side, they can be tied. Win-win.

 

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Holy alarm bells, Batman. 

Don't be surprised if this ends dangerously for Bill. 

 

 

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

Wasn't she a Patriots cheerleader? I thought that's what I read, but I could be wrong.

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

 

You’d think they would have cooked up an answer to that one by now. 

UNC may be praying for Mack before long, if not already. 

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

There is another realm where they could have met.  That's where my mind went....

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

I thought the story was that they met on an airplane and he signed the textbook that she was reading.

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There is another realm where they could have met.  That's where my mind went....

Maybe they met when she helped him cross the street?

Hoodie cares more about how he's viewed and his legacy a whole lot more than he lets on. This just screams, "Fuck it, I lost that battle, let's get weird." End of career crisis.

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2019 Belichick: this guy is all about football and has no time for any of your nonsense

2025 Belichick: fuck it, bring on the nonsense

36 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lol at UNC for hiring this poor bastard.

Smellers like a Schnellenberger at OU situation.

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Maybe they met when she helped him cross the street?

I'll bet he's referred to her as his "niece" at one point....

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There is another realm where they could have met.  That's where my mind went....

Patriots' management does seem to have a thing for massage parlors...

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Patriots' management does seem to have a thing for massage parlors...

Not exactly what I was thinking of but you're getting warmer.

4 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

She is/was 1000% a high end escort 

This woman will be a tornado filled with sawblades when she catches on that he's trying to ditch her. 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I doubt it. She seems real into it and he seems fine with it. 

And if someone doesn't cc her on emails or include her on texts to him?  Are they fired?  Blocked?

15 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

She is/was 1000% a high end escort 

This.  If you know that scene, it’s obvious.  They’re in an arrangement now.

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And if someone doesn't cc her on emails or include her on texts to him?  Are they fired?  Blocked?

why wouldn't someone cc her? I think it's just like her being an assistant or partner I assume he talks through shit with her at home and context is good. I'm not saying it's for everyone, but it's not that hard to understand what's going on here and I don't think it means she's a succubus piece of shit human. Stop being such a woman hater. 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

why wouldn't someone cc her? I think it's just like her being an assistant or partner I assume he talks through shit with her at home and context is good. I'm not saying it's for everyone, but it's not that hard to understand what's going on here and I don't think it means she's a succubus piece of shit human. Stop being such a woman hater. 

I don't think finding this relationship real weird and a little controlling and sketchy makes one a woman hater.

If he keels over and she takes over as coach since she’s up to speed on everything, I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

If he keels over and she takes over as coach since she’s up to speed on everything, I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

It was called Pretty Woman.

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

If he keels over and she takes over as coach since she’s up to speed on everything, I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

Didn’t we see a variation w/ Frontiere and Kroc? 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

why wouldn't someone cc her? I think it's just like her being an assistant or partner I assume he talks through shit with her at home and context is good. I'm not saying it's for everyone, but it's not that hard to understand what's going on here and I don't think it means she's a succubus piece of shit human. Stop being such a woman hater. 

You are insane.

47 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

Too old. 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I doubt it. She seems real into it and he seems fine with it. 

This hits close to home. I have huge age gap with girlfriend not at his level , but 26 years. Everyone around me co-workers and family are suspicious of her intentions. I run a company and she has alienated staff showing up giving unsolicited opinions. Maybe I shouldn’t have told her I do M&A and run a sub 4.4 40 at Surly outings?

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

...I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

Does anyone else think Julia Roberts has a mouth like a crocodile or is it just me?

She can probably swallow a Cornish hen or a softball whole in one gulp.

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24 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

This hits close to home. I have huge age gap with girlfriend not at his level , but 26 years. Everyone around me co-workers and family are suspicious of her intentions. I run a company and she has alienated staff showing up giving unsolicited opinions. Maybe I shouldn’t have told her I do M&A and run a sub 4.4 40 at Surly outings?

They're just woman haters.  Carry on, in fact require everyone to cc her on all communications.

6 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

2019 Belichick: this guy is all about football and has no time for any of your nonsense

2025 Belichick: fuck it, bring on the nonsense

Bill is like “fuck it,” Tom had TB12 so I’m now doing BBinside24

6 hours ago, cabowabo said:

Lol at UNC for hiring this poor bastard.

They hired Mack back.

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