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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

I don't think finding this relationship real weird and a little controlling and sketchy makes one a woman hater.

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They hired Bill to be their coach, not her. Now, if she's on the payroll? I get it.

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5 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Bills being strategic ! Escort with arrangement meeting once or twice a week is 4-8K a month on his net worth. Telling her he loves her and be my regular girlfriend cuts in 1/2. Marry her and the costs doubles.

10 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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"I just don't understand what he sees in her."

(It's very obvious what he sees in her.)

Spoiler

his dick

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

why wouldn't someone cc her?

Good point. It's perfectly normal for a college head coach to tell administrators and department staff to include their spouse or girlfriend on all communications.

11 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Bills being strategic ! Escort with arrangement meeting once or twice a week is 4-8K a month on his net worth. Telling her he loves her and be my regular girlfriend cuts in 1/2. Marry her and the costs doubles.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Maybe she's like his assistant who he also fucks. 

"Why don't you just forward everything to the hole yourself, Bill? I have other shit to do aside from paying you $10 million."

7 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Maybe she's like his assistant who he also fucks. 

He’s high profile she is not. It’s expensive pussy but they are just using each other. Lol

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

www.seeking.com

Yep that’s how I met the love of my life!

11 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Judging from that quick response to the question of how they met, the answer is either strip club or sugar daddy site.  I am leaning heavily to the latter.

God damn, I keep telling you people how they met and you're not listening.

52 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God damn, I keep telling you people how they met and you're not listening.

I believe you.  Honestly I considered adding hooker to the list originally but figured sugar daddy was close enough.

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

how did they meet?

Fantasy football draft party

5 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

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Haha. He finally looks happy! What a crazy photo. 

She better be careful, she’s getting up there. And Bill the Thrill is back on campus 


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Is that a real pic of the happy couple? Is there any context to it? (Other than he’s smiling because piece of ass)

Have we figured out Bill's username on the sugar baby thread?

Instahoe thirst trap dm that worked. I get them all the time and my net worth is jack shit. Glad to see it worked out for one of them.

Is she going to start weighing his balls like Doug Christie's helicopter wife?

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he has the means, she's hot and wants her bills paid. perfect match 

I've always been fascinated by the hierarchy among gold digging whores. Like, at what point did she realize that she's not living-on-a-billionaire's-yacht hot/slutty or even entertainer/athlete worthy, before settling for famous, grumpy old coach living in Generic College Town, USA?

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I've always been fascinated by the hierarchy among gold digging whores. Like, at what point did she realize that she's not living-on-a-billionaire's-yacht hot/slutty or even entertainer/athlete worthy, before settling for famous, grumpy old coach living in Generic College Town, USA?

 

rent is due next week and you're broke 

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

... settling for famous, grumpy old coach living in Generic College Town, USA?

Top of food chain in Chapel Hill is significantly better, in every way, than in, say, in Generic College Station. Not the worst life choice, by a long shot.

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

Have we figured out Bill's username on the sugar baby thread?

Uncle Boobs 

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Current MGM odds for UNC to win national championship next year: +12500

My odds for this woman eventually killing Bill Belichick: +475 

 

 

13 hours ago, Chooky said:

"Why don't you just forward everything to the hole yourself, Bill? I have other shit to do aside from paying you $10 million."

HATER OF WOMAN!

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder if she does anal?

Probably, but she’s not taking.

15 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Top of food chain in Chapel Hill is significantly better, in every way, than in, say, in Generic College Station. Not the worst life choice, by a long shot.

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27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Current MGM odds for UNC to win national championship next year: +12500

My odds for this woman eventually killing Bill Belichick: +475 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I've always been fascinated by the hierarchy among gold digging whores. Like, at what point did she realize that she's not living-on-a-billionaire's-yacht hot/slutty or even entertainer/athlete worthy, before settling for famous, grumpy old coach living in Generic College Town, USA?

I think multi-hundred million dollar net worth has to be reasonably high in the gold digger hierarchy.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-11/belichick-earned-over-200-million-leading-new-england-patriots?embedded-checkout=true

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I've always been fascinated by the hierarchy among gold digging whores. Like, at what point did she realize that she's not living-on-a-billionaire's-yacht hot/slutty or even entertainer/athlete worthy, before settling for famous, grumpy old coach living in Generic College Town, USA?

He's the prototypical whale, actually.  His net worth is listed at $70M and that's prolly accurate.  In a normal universe, they'd just live in a big city and concoct a story about how they met to his friends and family (adult children).  You'd never know they existed.  In her case, there is the celebrity aspect of this, which might push the monthly rate up.  (For the high end, the monthly rate for an exclusive arrangement can be around $50K per month.  He can definitely swing that.)

17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

If he keels over and she takes over as coach since she’s up to speed on everything, I see a Julia Roberts movie!!

 

17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He's the prototypical whale, actually.  His net worth is listed at $70M and that's prolly accurate.  In a normal universe, they'd just live in a big city and concoct a story about how they met to his friends and family (adult children).  You'd never know they existed.  In her case, there is the celebrity aspect of this, which might push the monthly rate up.  (For the high end, the monthly rate for an exclusive arrangement can be around $50K per month.  He can definitely swing that.)

 

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if she's smart, she'll get knocked up and secure that lifetime check. i'm guessing he's the smart one here and got snipped 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if she's smart, she'll get knocked up and secure that lifetime check. i'm guessing he's the smart one here and got snipped 

Or get married and written into the will.

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Or get married and written into the will.

 

common law gets her a piece of the pie 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

common law gets her a piece of the pie 

Depending on the state, yes.  Then if they buy a house with her name on the deed.....

Belichick is literally the poster child whale.  Wealthy, older but still active, smart, good personality, etc.  They made their money somehow so they have to have something going for them.  They're also a little lonely and they women their age can be a drag.  It's not Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.

40 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He's the prototypical whale, actually.  His net worth is listed at $70M and that's prolly accurate.  In a normal universe, they'd just live in a big city and concoct a story about how they met to his friends and family (adult children).  You'd never know they existed.  In her case, there is the celebrity aspect of this, which might push the monthly rate up.  (For the high end, the monthly rate for an exclusive arrangement can be around $50K per month.  He can definitely swing that.)

I thought you paid them to go away, shows what I know.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I thought you paid them to go away, shows what I know.

Most of the time, yes.  You have regulars, though, that you see time and time again sometimes you might get the feels for one.

Hadn't been paying attention closely, but they met in 2021, before she even hit 21? Holy sugar daddy, Bill. That arrangement is well off the rails, and I, for one, cannot wait to watch UNC's upcoming football season unfold. 

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Most of the time, yes.  You have regulars, though, that you see time and time again sometimes you might get the feels for one.

Classic Bill, he zags when everyone else zigs.

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