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CFP Playoff Round 1: SMU @ Penn State - 11 am CT on TNT

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#652
2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t visit many college basketball threads because basketball is dog shit. But I wonder if there’s a much hand wringing during March madness when gulf coast community college of Boca loses by 60 to Duke. As there is in the first round of football playoffs. 

I could tell you some shit. 

#653
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t visit many college basketball threads because basketball is dog shit. But I wonder if there’s a much hand wringing during March madness when gulf coast community college of Boca loses by 60 to Duke. As there is in the first round of football playoffs. 

Others games to watch.... we're stuck watching this embarrassment

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#654
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

#656

The SMU QB has happy feet. Not sure why he keeps bouncing out of a perfectly protected pocket.

#661
Just now, UTEE97 said:

The SMU QB has happy feet. Not sure why he keeps bouncing out of a perfectly protected pocket.

Because he sucks 

#665
On 11/16/2024 at 1:49 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m still impressed by people that see Texas as a national title contender.  We are Iowa 

 

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t visit many college basketball threads because basketball is dog shit. But I wonder if there’s a much hand wringing during March madness when gulf coast community college of Boca loses by 60 to Duke. As there is in the first round of football playoffs. 

How about you lay off whining about shitty takes on message boards. 

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#666
1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

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#667
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t visit many college basketball threads because basketball is dog shit. But I wonder if there’s a much hand wringing during March madness when gulf coast community college of Boca loses by 60 to Duke. As there is in the first round of football playoffs. 

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Your analogy. She is broken

#668
12 minutes ago, satyanash said:
At this rate, we will see 6 SEC schools in the College Football Playoff next year.

 

This is sadly true, even if he meant it ironically

#669
5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

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#671
6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

Hello, 911? 

#673
1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

This is sadly true, even if he meant it ironically

And aggy will finish 7th in the league and bitch endlessly about not being included and blaming us. 

#674
1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

South Dakota ties it up in Fargo. 21-21 with 8:00 left.

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#675

Jackrabbits score, tied at 21 in the 4th.  It's 17 deg in Fargo and the crowd is in t-shirts and light jackets. 

#676

Oof.

Anyone who believed a Cinderella could ever exist in College Football was ignoring reality
There are 3-5 elite CFB teams annually. Another 4-5 really good ones, everyone else is just, “good.” Adding more playoff games just exposes the reality of CFB. The gap between the 6th best team and the 11th best is the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

#677

Did he just say Clemson's defense has been great all season?  Aren't they ranked in the 60s?

Broadcasters are all idiots these days.

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#678
I'm old enough to remember Oregon 59, Florida State 20; Alabama 38, Michigan State 0; Clemson 31, Ohio State 0; Clemson 30, Notre Dame 3; LSU 63, Oklahoma 28. Those were playoff semis, with brand names getting smoked. Don't act like is the first time we've seen playoff blowouts.

 

#679
4 minutes ago, beer said:

Jackrabbits score, tied at 21 in the 4th.  It's 17 deg in Fargo and the crowd is in t-shirts and light jackets. 

Not sure if serious, but

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#680
13 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

Scratch Ole Miss from Klatt’s future itinerary …

#682
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:
I'm old enough to remember Oregon 59, Florida State 20; Alabama 38, Michigan State 0; Clemson 31, Ohio State 0; Clemson 30, Notre Dame 3; LSU 63, Oklahoma 28. Those were playoff semis, with brand names getting smoked. Don't act like is the first time we've seen playoff blowouts.

 

He forgot the ‘95 season Nebraska-Florida Championship.  I like this guy.

#683
Jackrabbits score, tied at 21 in the 4th.  It's 17 deg in Fargo and the crowd is in t-shirts and light jackets. 

Yea man it’s a dome. And 17 degrees is straight up balmy for Dec in Fargo. So even if it was outside they’d probably be in tshirts.
#685
16 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in https://t.co/tgpIFpxo8I

 

Wake Forest, Middle Tennessee State, Georgia Southern, and fucking Furman. Then you lost 3 SEC games. Fuck off Lane. 

#687
SMU QB Kevin Jennings

 

 

#691
9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Oof.

Anyone who believed a Cinderella could ever exist in College Football was ignoring reality
There are 3-5 elite CFB teams annually. Another 4-5 really good ones, everyone else is just, “good.” Adding more playoff games just exposes the reality of CFB. The gap between the 6th best team and the 11th best is the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

Right but in basketball you can have a player get hot and totally dominate a game eliminating a better team.  In football there are just too many people involved for a smaller school to have a shot.

Just needs to be an 8 team field remove all conference championship dogshit and field the top 8 period.

#692
10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Oof.

Anyone who believed a Cinderella could ever exist in College Football was ignoring reality
There are 3-5 elite CFB teams annually. Another 4-5 really good ones, everyone else is just, “good.” Adding more playoff games just exposes the reality of CFB. The gap between the 6th best team and the 11th best is the size of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

He can always be counted on to post the shittiest takes

#694
Just now, Pimphand said:

Right but in basketball you can have a player get hot and totally dominate a game eliminating a better team.  In football there are just too many people involved for a smaller school to have a shot.

Just needs to be an 8 team field remove all conference championship dogshit and field the top 8 period.

I’d be cool with 10 and play in games between 7/10 and 8/9. 

#697
1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Right but in basketball you can have a player get hot and totally dominate a game eliminating a better team.  In football there are just too many people involved for a smaller school to have a shot.

Just needs to be an 8 team field remove all conference championship dogshit and field the top 8 period.

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#700

Someone needs to take that fucking stupid NBA Christmas Day promo and show a bunch of NFL players barge in and wreck their shit and chase them off of the court which is exactly what is going to happen.

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