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#101

I’m a few plays behind but 53 for Tennessee needs to pull up his britches that saggy drawers shit is not attractive.  Adult diaper commercials ain’t making it any better either. Jesus.

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#102
Ohio State receivers are so much better than anyone UT has right now
Who you talking about? Gtfo with that..
#103

Time to retract the playoffs to 8. None of these 9-12 teams belong, and we will probably see ASU doesn't belong next week either. 

#104
10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Looks like a Waffle House manager in West Texas.

You would too, if you got half price at the Waffle Houses

#107
1 minute ago, randomhorn said:

Tenn just doesn’t have what it takes to win in the horseshoe at night

They have too much aggy energy

#109
2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

To me Wingo has been meh. He doesn't win battles for the ball and has a small catch radius. I am sure he can improve but right now he is not there.

He consistently gives low effort.

#110
1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Time to retract the playoffs to 8. None of these 9-12 teams belong, and we will probably see ASU doesn't belong next week either. 

Same w/ Boise....

You either need to go 6 teams with the top 2 seeds getting a bye or 8 but anything beyond 8 is patently stupid...

#111
3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

You might want to make a double…..

I don't give a shit about lil' UT.  I have friends that went there, though.

#112

Lots of Tennessee fans made the trip to watch their team get blown out

#113
1 minute ago, miguelito said:

The Blues Brothers just started on IFC.

I DVR'd Slap Shot a while back, gonna go stare at Ralphie's mom's tits. 

#114
Just now, Underdog said:

Another blowout AND we have to listen to Fowler... JFC! 

Skycast on ESPNews is what you need. Zero Fowler or Herbie. 

#122
Just now, ButtFumble said:

if Tennessee losses that leaves UGA for aggy to get a NC from because we know they will not dick ride Texas

They'll go all in on ND

#123

Tennessee has been a fraud masquerading as a good team all year. Bobby Hill and all.

#125
1 minute ago, Dutch said:

Skycast on ESPNews is what you need. Zero Fowler or Herbie. 

How dare they pre-empt the Red Bull Cliff Diving Finals for this shit! 

#128
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

of course our game was the only fucking close one in all the first 4 games. 

Who gives a shit?  We don't get to skip a game if we win by a hundred.

#130
10 minutes ago, troph said:

Just occurred to me sec sec sec only got 3 teams in the big 10 got 4. The fuck?

Blame SMU for losing to Clemson. 

Or just say fuck em all and blame the Shitty ACC.

#132
Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I hope Tennesse gets mudholed tonight and UGA loses to ND.

Look at me, SEC.  I'm the captain now.

#133
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Tennessee seems like they suuuuuuuuck.

Guess that's why we were the only SEC team anyone on TV talked about today

#134

This Ohio State team looks like they’d fuck anyone up, but so did Texas in the first half 

#135
Just now, ButtFumble said:

this sets Hypetool up to leave Tennessee next year to corch OUSucks

Why would he want to do that?

#136
15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Heupel looks like the spokesman for an XXL coffin company.

"For an extra $250, we can customize your coffin to include your favorite Candlebox lyrics.  For $500, we can wrap your coffin with your favorite bands.  Matchbox 20, Whitesnake, KISS, you name it."

#139
Just now, Topper13 said:

They'll go all in on ND

good point they had an almost win over them to start the season and the ND fans were so complimentary of the atmosphere at pyle saying it compared to the ND atmosphere

#142
1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

I hope Tennesse gets mudholed tonight and UGA loses to ND.

That's a weird ass take. 

Pulling for ND and OSU just to be against SEC... nah man. They ain't right. You need to get your fucking head straight.

#144
30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Josh Heuple looks like Tennessee in that interview.

He's turning into Phil Fulmer. 

#146
4 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 minutes ago, Dilligas said:
Ohio State receivers are so much better than anyone UT has right now

Who you talking about? Gtfo with that..

2024 #1 WR - Jeremiah Smith, Ohio State

2023 #1 WR - Brandon Innis, Ohio State

2023 #3 WR (ranked #1 by some) - Carnell Tate, Ohio State

2021 #1 WR - Emeka Egbuka, Ohio State

it's the most stacked WR room in the country.

#147
1 minute ago, D3zii said:

This Ohio State team looks like they’d fuck anyone up, but so did Texas in the first half 

Phat Phil 2.0 needs to show the 2nd half of our game to his team at half time.

#149
4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

of course our game was the only fucking close one in all the first 4 games. 

Not that close

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