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Does Tennessee suck or what?

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Who is the hillbilly sideline reporter?

marty something. think he came up through espn's nascar coverage.

none of this is going to change the outcome

Not a fan of tOSU but that was a bad call.

Ryan Day is a boofer 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Who is the hillbilly sideline reporter?

youve never heard of marty fucking smith.

 

a SEC channel yokel for 10 years

Just now, elfenix said:

marty something. think he came up through espn's nascar coverage.

Marty Smith?

At least make this game interesting. Other than our game, these CFP games have sucked horse cock. 

Just now, elfenix said:

marty something. think he came up through espn's nascar coverage.

he hates Texas

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Tennessee has been worse than Indiana and SMU so far. With 40% of the crowd. 

 Definitely 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

marty something. think he came up through espn's nascar coverage.

yea he came over when they sent Booger McFarland over to NASCAR

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

youve never heard of marty fucking smith.

 

a SEC channel yokel for 10 years

Never watched sec sec channel until this year

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Ehhhhhhhhhh

 

At this point I'm kinda nervous if we are lucky enough to face ohio state lol. 

They look nasty

look, at some point, they all get good 

6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I think most of us here have indeed watched enough football to understand that. My point stand that it is still pretty amazing that they looked so crappy against Michigan and have been awesome thus far against a team that most people would probably say is better than Michigan this season.

Fair enough. I think it's a FUMB vs Ousux situation for Day. Best reason/logic I got.

However, I disagree with you a bit. I'm certain that most here have watched enough football to understand my matchups point, the posts I read don't reflect that they actually DO. 😉

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

At least make this game interesting. Other than our game, these CFP games have sucked horse cock. 

What does that say about Texas? 

I'd have sex with Cristin Milioti.  And I'm not just saying that.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

What does that say about Texas? 

Good enough to win it but frustratingly dumb at times and inconsistent to NOT win it all. 

Just now, chainsaw said:

eczema girl's back

And, she needs me to perform a skin check.

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

What does that say about Texas? 

Texas won. What does that say about SMU?

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I had you confused with the SMU guy. That's on me.

4 minutes ago, sdm said:

Does Tennessee suck or what?

 

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

eczema girl's back

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

4 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Marty Smith?

He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old

That’s an insult to 13 year olds everywhere.

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old

Sometimes, his show, "Marty and McGee" is pretty good, although usually too gooey.  Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Good enough to win it but frustratingly dumb at times and inconsistent to NOT win it all. 

Counterpoint: all of these teams are frustratingly dumb and inconsistent. 

Tennessee will make a run. They'll make it close again before OSU pulls away. 

It's what they've done in nearly every loss. It's weird but consistent.

2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Sometimes, his show, "Marty and McGee" is pretty good, although usually too gooey.  Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

 

31 minutes ago, miguelito said:

You'll shoot poke your eye out!

Totally worth it. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Counterpoint: all of these teams are frustratingly dumb and inconsistent. 

Including, us, unfortunately.

2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Sometimes, his show, "Marty and McGee" is pretty good, although usually too gooey.  Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

fuck that ice cube GIF

2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

 

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3 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

No GIF

I’m all for Texas dominating the SEC but pass on this rah rah allegiance to this conference. 

8 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

And, she needs me to perform a skin check.

Call Dr. Van Nostrand.

12 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

At least make this game interesting. Other than our game, these CFP games have sucked horse cock. 

Ours should have sucked to but you know how that goes. 😒

5 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Sometimes, his show, "Marty and McGee" is pretty good, although usually too gooey.  Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

I grew up surrounded by rednecks.

I don't want MORE of that redneck shit!

1 minute ago, YChang said:

I’m all for Texas dominating the SEC but pass on this rah rah allegiance to this conference. 

This. Our allegiance is The University of Texas. Period. 

6 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Y'all need to embrace the SEC network.

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1 minute ago, Dutch said:

This. Our allegiance is The University of Texas. Period. 

Yep.  I root for whatever helps Texas.  If there is no effect, I just root for the underdog.  No way in hell I'm rooting for my conference.

4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Ours should have sucked to but you know how that goes. 😒

Our game was pretty well over at 21-7.  We are just too emotionally invested / paranoid to admit it.

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