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38 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

youve never heard of marty fucking smith.

 

a SEC channel yokel for 10 years

His accent is fake as fuck

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37 minutes ago, elfenix said:

marty something. think he came up through espn's nascar coverage.

I actually enjoy his commentary. Think you’ll find most of his detractors here frequent the CR, guess it has something to do with his origins.

Anyway here’s an article https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/1879122/2020/06/19/that-is-who-he-is-spiked-hair-the-suits-that-accent-its-all-marty-smith/

 

I'm in for Tenn winning and chanting SECSECSEC.  The fights in the stands between these 2 hick fanbases will be epic.  also, couch burning.

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Tennessee goes into half with the closest halftime margin of the CFP.

buckee college is up 21-10 and the ESPNers claim the buckees are "dominating."

Yet Texas was up 28-10 at halftime, and Texas is holding on by its fingernails according to the coverage, "the cryin' dabos are coming back, they're coming back!" FFS

Just now, dcar00 said:

I'm in for Tenn winning and chanting SECSECSEC.  The fights in the stands between these 2 hick fanbases will be epic.  also, couch burning.

Well…it is cold. 

10 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Battle of the douchiest HCs

Freshwater’s team was not invited.

You know, it just occurred to me that Tennessee is a lot closer to Ohio than you think it is.  Between Ohio and Tennessee, you only have Kentucky.  Tennessee is closer to Ohio than is Illinois.

i just think that’s crazy.

 

and yes—I’m high.

 

af

 

14 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Damn... we are at a no lose position now... either  OSU blows it and we can see the backlash against Day or Tenn loses and we have one less SEC SEC SEC dick rider to deal with during the playoffs

Personally I would like to see fOSU and end Days season this year then get him fired their very next game on 8/30.  We could possibly take out half a dozen coaches next season if we play it right. 

15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Tenn QB's size reminds me of watching VY

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VY is a real man compared to Nico

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

You know, it just occurred to me that Tennessee is a lot closer to Ohio than you think it is.  Between Ohio and Tennessee, you only have Kentucky.  Tennessee is closer to Ohio than is Illinois.

i just think that’s crazy.

 

and yes—I’m high.

 

af

 

I looked it up. It’s less than a 6 hours drive from Knoxville to Columbus Ohio. 
 

that’s how long it Takes to get to Corpus  sometimes. 

34 minutes ago, YChang said:

I’m all for Texas dominating the SEC but pass on this rah rah allegiance to this conference. 

Remember when a Big XII team missed a playoff because of perception.

Look, pulling for your conference team mates to do well against other conferences in the CFP is simple self preservation. Having any positive bias in media view is a bonus. There is a shit ton of subjectivity in the CFP process. Do you remember all the fans here yelling about how we should be #5... and we were. Well, it sure as shit doesn't if we played in the Big XII. Just ask Iowa State.

Actively hoping your conference loses is self sabotage. It hurts Texas in the long run when SEC teams lose in bowls and the CFP. 4 ACC teams made it in. That's due to a goofy media bias. I'm not preaching go full SECSECSEC. Just, ya know, pull for things that are good for Texas long term.

That this reality is lost on Texas fans after being in the Big XII is flat out amazing. Particularly when it lands them pulling for OSU. Ohio fucking State University.

That is flat out regarded.

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6 minutes ago, Drew said:

I looked it up. It’s less than a 6 hours drive from Knoxville to Columbus Ohio. 
 

that’s how long it Takes to get to Corpus  sometimes. 

living in the middle of Texas where it takes a min of 4 hours to get to a neighboring state or the coast distorts distances in how close cities are east of the mississippi.

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Freshwater’s team was not invited.

Should have beat Kentucky, lol
Personally I would like to see fOSU and end Days season this year then get him fired their very next game on 8/30.  We could possibly take out half a dozen coaches next season if we play it right. 

And steal some of their talent
Just now, Stunns38 said:


Should have beat Kentucky, lol

No shit.  He sure is salty about missing it when they shit the bed against bad teams twice

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Holy long halftime

Damn for real. I’ve refilled my drink a few times and seeing dumbass commercials wtf is happening 

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Tenn QB's size reminds me of watching VY

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This will never get old.

11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

You know, it just occurred to me that Tennessee is a lot closer to Ohio than you think it is.  Between Ohio and Tennessee, you only have Kentucky.  Tennessee is closer to Ohio than is Illinois.

i just think that’s crazy.

 

and yes—I’m high.

 

af

 

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3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Now i want some non alcoholic beer. 

 

WTF

best day brewing 

corona

karlbach

Heineken

all solid N/A beers  

 

Just now, troph said:

best day brewing 

corona

karlbach

Heineken

all solid N/A beers  

 

I see you and raise you a La Croix 

It's French! It's high class!!! 

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N/A Guinness is solid. Better with a shot of Jameson. A bit of WTF I know

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

Tenn really needed points on that first drive.  that may do it.

14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

living in the middle of Texas where it takes a min of 4 hours to get to a neighboring state or the coast distorts distances in how close cities are east of the mississippi.

Very true. 

That was a fucking throw

When did this KSU castoff become good

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

I'd eat holly Rowe. Wait.... What?

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

elk and rowe 69ing

is such a thing even possible?

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

Holly Rowe beat cancer so I give her a pass.  what the fuck has Elko beat?

Charred duck to a tailgate?   Guess I have to chill out with the brisket and burgers at mine.  

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

When did this KSU castoff become good

Apparently he gets better in the cold. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

Holly Rowe beat cancer so I give her a pass.  what the fuck has Elko beat?

A diet? 

Just now, dcar00 said:

Holly Rowe beat cancer so I give her a pass.  what the fuck has Elko beat?

Diabetes?

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN really needs to air an eating contest between Mike Elko and Holly Rowe. 

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1 minute ago, pops said:

I'd eat holly Rowe. Wait.... What?

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Apparently he gets better in the cold. 

It was cold against Michigan and he was dog shit. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Holly Rowe beat cancer so I give her a pass.  what the fuck has Elko beat?

Even cancer doesn’t want to be inside holly rowe.   
 

I’ll see myself out….

3 minutes ago, pops said:

I'd eat holly Rowe. Wait.... What?

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THE Ohio State  isn't giving up.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, pops said:
I'd eat holly Rowe. Wait.... What?

Me too

Oh, I know. 

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