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20 minutes ago, Richter said:

Yeah I think only Oregon has a better QB of the teams left

He is the lone remaining Penix in a sea of scrubs

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  • Duane Moore
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    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

  • Doc Sam Beckett
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    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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By keeping their head steady, birds like the kingfisher don’t have to rely on their eyes alone for image stabilization, says David Dickman, a neuroscience professor at Baylor College of Medicine. “The branch is blowing all over the place, so if the bird’s head wasn’t locked to gravity and stable in space, then they would constantly have to be moving the eyes to maintain [focus].” And depending largely on eye movement to control stabilization, as many vertebrates do, is not advantageous for birds, Lentink says. When birds are in high-intensity motion, their heads become a stable platform. Large movement in the eyes takes away from that stability and thus reduces the accuracy of visual information. “You don’t want to have moving eyes,” he says.

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51 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Do we really need to play Arizona St? Can we just move on to play Oregon? I mean, I just don't want anybody to get hurt. 

We need to. We’re going to shove it up dillingham’s ass.

28 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Balanced attack. 300yds rushing !!!! Fucking A

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I think we have the balance to make the run that we had in 2006. Only outlier is Auburn

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Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did enough to get the dumbfuck defensive coordinator fired, so thank you for that. Go win the damn thing 

I think tOSU takes down Oregon and that's who we face, which is fucking awesome since we're gonna beat them in the playoffs and at their crib first game next year. 

19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Where is that?  Looks like some nice hunting. 

Bulverde😆, 5 nice Axis out back a few days ago. Need a suppressor

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did enough to get the dumbfuck defensive coordinator fired, so thank you for that. Go win the damn thing 

I'm only going to say this once, so you listen to me - 
 

Klubnik is a damn good QB and will be scary next year. He and TJ Moore are a lethal combo. 

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Just got home from the game. Tip of the hat to Clemson. Fuckers would not go away. When they cut that lead to 7, that stadium was full of tension. Blue’s run eased a lot of that tension. Play of the game right there. 

Want to take a moment to thank Garrett Riley for that 4th and goal. Anyone able to break down what the fuck he was thinking? lolol. Klubnik was fucking cooking and you take the ball out of his hands?

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

That’s fucking awesome!

He wanted revenge for the loss to Westlake

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My neighbor has orange and white lights Christmas lights and an inflatable Longhorn mascot in the lawn.  but it’s cracking me that the inflatable Longhorn’s head is up oddly like that almost like going “thank God.” 
 

Hook’em! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Want to take a moment to thank Garrett Riley for that 4th and goal. Anyone able to break down what the fuck he was thinking? lolol. Klubnik was fucking cooking and you take the ball out of his hands?

Smelled like a Dabo special from his laminated play sheet

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6 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

One reason why Quinn starts:

 

No shit? 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

For you Ewers haters, both of Blue's long touchdown runs have been audibles/checks at the line of scrimmage. 

Yeah I just quoted myself. Fuck you if you don't like it. Try learning football you bitchass complainers.

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F Dabo but his team has a lot of heart

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm only going to say this once, so you listen to me - 
 

Klubnik is a damn good QB and will be scary next year. He and TJ Moore are a lethal combo. 

Klubnik will be a top 5-10 draft pick in the NFL, First time for me to see him play and was impressed with his pose.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My neighbor has orange and white lights Christmas lights and an inflatable Longhorn mascot in the lawn.  but it’s cracking me that the inflatable Longhorn’s head is up oddly like that almost like going “thank God.” 
 

Hook’em! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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you worried they're surveilling you?

Just now, The Original CaliHorn said:

Klubnik will be a top 5-10 draft pick in the NFL, First time for me to see him play and was impressed with his pose.

Same here. Had never really watched them play but came away very impressed. He's definitely better than Quinn, but Quinn gets to move on because superior talent around him. 

31 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Looks like a possible MCL sprain/strain... hopefully not a bad tear...

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My neighbor has orange and white lights Christmas lights and an inflatable Longhorn mascot in the lawn.  but it’s cracking me that the inflatable Longhorn’s head is up oddly like that almost like going “thank God.” 
 

Hook’em! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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21 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I had some Blanton's once, it was really good. Then I tried to find out where I could buy some, and the internet basically told me I'm not cool enough to get any. 

Tldr: can I have yours?

Go to Kentucky game next year. Hit up Buffalo Trace, bring some over 21 friends and load up.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

On a damn pick play no less. 

The TE was drive blocking lol. Not even pretending to run a route 

12 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

One reason why Quinn starts:

 

But his mobility whine whine vage whine whine…

3 minutes ago, ConchoPearlNecklace said:

Go to Kentucky game next year. Hit up Buffalo Trace, bring some over 21 friends and load up.

I don't have that many friends.

 Boy—there for a minute we were almost at risk of being at risk of losing that game.

27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I had some Blanton's once, it was really good. Then I tried to find out where I could buy some, and the internet basically told me I'm not cool enough to get any. 

Tldr: can I have yours?

I, somehow, get it on the reg for $50 on Maui. Just gotta get lucky and seem mildly interested in stuff when talking to your liquor guy.

So I'm not a liquor connoisseur but I was recently gifted this. Basic bourbon or better than decent? 

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I posted this in the ASU game thread but seems like Wingo is a much better blocker than Bond.

Wingo had a great block on that long TD run. With as much outside zone as we are running, I think Wingo's blocking ability is pretty significant. 

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

I know about you guys, but I'm gonna have another old fashioned.

I had half of an extra large DQ M&M Blizzard to celebrate.

My fourth Old Fashioned is going down very well.  

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I'm not a liquor connoisseur but I was recently gifted this. Basic bourbon or better than decent? 

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That stuff is great for butt chugging

15 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I don't have that many friends.

No shit. You're on Surly like the rest of us. No one here has friends. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I posted this in the ASU game thread but seems like Wingo is a much better blocker than Bond.

Wingo had a great block on that long TD run. With as much outside zone as we are running, I think Wingo's blocking ability is pretty significant. 

He is significantly bigger and doesn’t have a gimpy ankle, so checks out. I think with Ewers being limited on the deep ball even with Bond the ROI could potentially be better with Wingo. Not to take away from 100% Bond being fucking electric.

3 minutes ago, Richter said:

That stuff is great for butt chugging

What isn’t?

31 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

One reason why Quinn starts:

 

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3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

No shit. You're on Surly like the rest of us. No one here has friends. 

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32 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I think tOSU takes down Oregon and that's who we face, which is fucking awesome since we're gonna beat them in the playoffs and at their crib first game next year. 

I’d much rather play Ohio State than Oregon. Ohio state can’t score on us.

11 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I'm not a liquor connoisseur but I was recently gifted this. Basic bourbon or better than decent? 

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I like their stuff. The distillery is right across the street from Real Ale in Blanco

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thank you Father for this win

thats a great pic btw

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:


 

thank you Father for this win

thats a great pic btw

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18 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I'm not a liquor connoisseur but I was recently gifted this. Basic bourbon or better than decent? 

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Bourbon is like an IPA, all that matters is do you like it. Had some high dollar Garrison Brothers and really didn’t like it. 4 Roses for 1/4 price worked for me

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Bourbon is like an IPA, all that matters is do you like it. Had some high dollar Garrison Brothers and really didn’t like it. 4 Roses for 1/4 price worked for me

I’m by no means an expert or connoisseur, but the garrisons I’ve had have always just been fine.

23 minutes ago, Richter said:

That stuff is great for butt chugging

Richter

The forward pass seems to be a daunting issue for our side. Perhaps apK should consider defending against it. Yes, a rambunctious notion, but still….

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Richter

I was deep in the chug when I took that photo.

Wrong thread. 

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39 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I'm not a liquor connoisseur but I was recently gifted this. Basic bourbon or better than decent? 

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Had it. Loved it. Not a connoisseur. 

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