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Catch the fucking ball Deandre.

Holy fucking dick its like were doing everything we can to give ASU a chance. 

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    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

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    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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Jesus Christ 

We go from rolling all over their ass

to fucking going for it on 4th instead of kicking the FG

then we got guys injured and shit going completely the other way despite our defense playing great still.

Fuck

and we getting injured all over the place 

these announcers suck 

can’t even call a good game

 

 

sark—Ewers ain’t need to be throwing. No more throwing stop it! Lolz 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Ewers special

moore dropped it

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Catch the fucking ball idiot. 

It was Ewers fault. He should’ve hit him directly in the hands a little softer /surly

1 minute ago, SOBMarcos said:


Cry bitch

WTF,?? Shut up dick 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Moore has been a liability for weeks now.

Goddam Moore. Stay on the sideline 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Has more caught a fucking pass since six weeks

He had over 100 yards against Georgia...

Should have just kept running the fucking ball. 

Fucking hell.   Take the fucking points.   Get the ball back.    Quit getting cute.   This is all fucking coaching.  

Sark just threw the fucking season away with that slow developing bullshit.

If sark
Went for 3, none of that series would’ve happened.

Johntay Cook would have seen the field a lot by now if he weren’t a head case / addict. Moore probably has 5x his drops at this point.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Welp, that's on Moore.

Moore may not be a cokehead like Cook but his drop issues are just as bad, if not worse.

Ewers special

Stop posting, you don’t know shit. That was the WR fucking fault.
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Season ends in two plays 

Lol look who showed up with the bad plays like a case of diarrhea.

Can we restart that fatwa?

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2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Ewers special

This is game threads. What a stupid post. Stone cold dropped by Moore and someone will blame the QB.

Is Clemson going to do a 720 spin move screen play that loses 7 yards and 2 players? Because it didn’t work well for us. 

Going back to first drive offense.

Same ole script. We look good then something happens and we fall to pieces.

Just now, MillerEP said:

Every time sark gets cute it fucks us.

Sark need to sit up in the booth and watch. And stop having Ewers be throwing damnit. 

Sark has no idea how to keep momentum, and he sure knows how to give it back. 

 

Seriously what a series of dumb decisions from Sark. 

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Sark just threw the fucking season away with that slow developing bullshit.

Jesus, man.  

Switch to decaf.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Sweet.

Great.

And now fucking Majors is down.

Why the fuck can't this team stand any fucking success?

This is on SARK!! Not the team. 

And all of this is 100% on Sarkisian not running the fucking ball to open that drive. 

It’s amazing how we go from a fucking fourth down in one stop to just a fucking comedic shit show

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