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  • Duane Moore
    Duane Moore

    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

  • Doc Sam Beckett
    Doc Sam Beckett

    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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Need another turnover.  They give up a. TD here and butts are clinched. 
 

the offense is in shambles now with 3 key players out.  
 

We lost the Georgia game because of 2 missed FGs.  Hope the decision to not kick doesn’t come back to haunt us. 

All started by not taking the field goal 

This is so weird. Three straight plus where we seem to be trying to give it away.

That fucking FG would have e changed this entire GD game.  Fucking sark.  

Team just consistently shoots itself in the foot. Sarks ego is gonna lose us one of these games

Kick the fucking field goal. It changed everything.

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This game started going wonky when Sark refuses to take the 3 and a 3 score lead. Fucking stupid 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

And all of this is 100% on Sarkisian not running the fucking ball to open that drive. 

And the horrible 4th down call. And not taking the 3 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

This wouldn't have happen if Sark would have TAKEN THE POINTS!

We wouldn't have got the ball on offense again the rest of the game?

going 3 and out isn't seizing momentum, pasch.

Mackovic used to do his shit.  we were running the ball down the opponent's throat, but John had to prove what an offensive genius he is, so he would start calling passes and fuck things up.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Sark has no idea how to keep momentum, and he sure knows how to give it back. 

 

He’s the anti all gas 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Sark has no idea how to keep momentum, and he sure knows how to give it back. 

 

God that is the truth. What a fragile genius.

Sark doesn't understand the concept of holding onto momentum once we have it. 

It's always over thinking and stupid shit to hand the momentum right back to the opposition.

 

Clemson will get points off of a TO and make it a game. 

We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th.

ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over.

We do this every...fucking...game.

Feels like Georgia game.  Texas is in control but cute plays fuck it up.

Just now, satyanash said:

It all started with not kicking the field goal...

exactly ^^ 

he sees numbers and doesn't see the game itself. its maddening

Just now, SOBMarcos said:


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You’re a bitch.  Players just got hurt thanks to a stupid fucking call. Ans you coming at me where everyone else is saying the same shit.  Fuck you. 

A FG would have made a good difference and then just keep running sweeps.  But instead we make things hard as usual

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Sark has no idea how to keep momentum, and he sure knows how to give it back. 

 

None, shit is working great and he flat out stops using it entirely.

It's flat out fucking regarded. 

 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

This is game threads. What a stupid post. Stone cold dropped by Moore and someone will blame the QB.

Also, we just lost this game that we're leading by 14.

It's science.

Just now, Hondo said:

Clemson will get points off of a TO and make it a game. 

We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th.

ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over.

We do this every...fucking...game.

He's smarter than you are, bro. 

The amount of times we've been sitting at 21-7 with the ball in plus territory then the wheels completely fall off is... More than once, I know that

Quinn finally having a good game and his stat line shows a pick for no fucking reason 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This booth has the IQ of a sack of potatoes.

I mean Dusty is up there so…

Just now, Hermanator said:

This game started going wonky when Sark refuses to take the 3 and a 3 score lead. Fucking stupid 

In his defense, that would have been about 50/50 for our shitty kicker.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

It all started with not kicking the field goal...

AND, he needs some practice.

Sark has no idea how to keep momentum, and he sure knows how to give it back. 
 

It's amazing. He's still learning how to be a head coach and not OC. Difference between him and Kirby
Just now, Fastbreak said:

Kick the fucking field goal. It changed everything.

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Football gods are mad at Sark and I don't blame them. Who the fuck doesn't take the points to go up 3 scores?

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Mackovic used to do his shit.  we were running the ball down the opponent's throat, but John had to prove what an offensive genius he is, so he would start calling passes and fuck things up.

100% the case here. It's too boring. It's not breaking Twitter. It's not exciting. It doesn't show everyone what a big brain I am.

I mean, Sark does this every game and people get pissed when we criticize him. He makes boneheaded calls every game. If something is working too well, something in his brain just doesn’t trust it. He won’t change. We just need talent to overcome his fuckups.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

And all of this is 100% on Sarkisian not running the fucking ball to open that drive. 

Not 100 percent. At least 95 percent of it is on Moore not using his hands to catch the got damn ball. The play call was fine for the defense called. 

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

Clemson will get points off of a TO and make it a game. 

We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th.

ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over.

We do this every...fucking...game.

He needs an OC

You have them on the verge of quitting and go straight away from what is working sark. Dipshit

Just now, TexArcher said:

Also, we just lost this game that we're leading by 14.

It's science.

No we haven’t lost it.  If they give up a score here and then go 3 and out after half.  Then it’ll be warranted.  Lol

Just now, Horn80 said:

Feels like Georgia game.  Texas is in control but cute plays fuck it up.

Did we have a 14 point lead against Georgia?

We always find ways to step on our dicks instead of steamrolling folks

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Hitting the hard button

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Just now, David Dennison said:

He's smarter than you are, bro. 

Nothing to do with IQ. It’s hubris 

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