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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

This is on SARK!! Not the team. 

I get it on the first play call.

2nd down pass hit him right in the hands.

SHOULD they have been passing even then? Probably not.

But the pattern of look great and unstoppable then just as quickly shit their pants and let the other team hang around is still true.

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Just now, squeegeedegg said:

The amount of times we've been sitting at 21-7 with the ball in plus territory then the wheels completely fall off is... More than once, I know that

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Did we have a 14 point lead against Georgia?

We should have.

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

We just can't stop stepping on our own dicks.  All season long

Yeah well that’s only possible when you have a huge schlong. Let’s go! 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Not 100 percent. At least 95 percent of it is on Moore not using his hands to catch the got damn ball. The play call was fine for the defense called. 

I mean, the play worked perfectly.

instead of a "get back" coach that keeps the coaches and players from walking out on the field Sark needs a "fuck that" coach that keeps him form calling dumb ass offensive plays that suck the momentum out of the team

Tries too hard to trick the defense instead of making them stop what’s working

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's smarter than you are, bro. 

At times he damn sure doesnt prove it 

Texas doesn't seem to do well with leads.  Moore's gotta catch that period--wide open, in hands on the run--just wtf?  Ewers shouldn't get that turnover stat. 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This booth has the IQ of a sack of potatoes.

Prior to the failed 4th down, this was the best commentating team in the game.

If we don’t get pressure our defense is cooked.  This QB is too good to not get him rattled. 

Just now, Drew said:

No we haven’t lost it.  If they give up a score here and then go 3 and out after half.  Then it’ll be warranted.  Lol

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1 minute ago, warhorn8 said:

In his defense, that would have been about 50/50 for our shitty kicker.

No our shitty kicker is like 65/65 inside 40 so GFY.....

Asking him to kick 40+ is where you get fucked up.

Do you even watch football?

From 24-7 to 21-14.

When you get a turnover, you take the fucking points. Period.

Would’ve been a three score lead. Just indefensible in a game this big.

Fuckkk almost a pick 6.  

3 minutes ago, SOBMarcos said:


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Sit Moore's ass--if he's not focused, stay on the sidelines.  

lefau saw that the whole way... he came within a cunt hair of a pick 6

He has 5 yard every designed run. Shit. 

the ole Florida State special of offensive linemen not moving

Missed a massive hold on that run

We are so bad in the red zone, yet we go for it instead of kicking chip shots 

Hold  the FG please.  

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Lineman downfield on their trick play. Holding ignored….

i mean jesus christ ref... the hold wasnt a small one it was massive and literally dead middle of the line EXACTLY where klub ran through 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

I get it on the first play call.

2nd down pass hit him right in the hands.

SHOULD they have been passing even then? Probably not.

But the pattern of look great and unstoppable then just as quickly shit their pants and let the other team hang around is still true.

Dude, 3 plays in the RZ no Weisner, no Arch, and outside sweep. Not taking the FG. Then a fancy never works, Ewers ballet twirl, 2 players hurt.

Then not running on 1st.

That's ALL Sark.

If you can't see why that's in Sark you are clueless.

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