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8 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

“Honey, take the points. And enough with the tricky BS. Otherwise you’re on the couch tonight.”

Undefeated…

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    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

  • Doc Sam Beckett
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    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Meh. We’d been dominating them on the ground the whole time. Right idea in my mind, didn’t love the play call and it obviously didn’t work out, but I’m not upset about it

It was also an opportunity to show a little faith in Auburn with a very makable FG. We might need him in the clutch at some point and he needs a show of confidence. 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Aggy thinking it had the power to keep Texas out of the SEC is so essence of distilled Aggy.    Almost everybody in the conference would love to toss those fuckers out even if Texas had not come in.

Didn't you hear? One of them had lunch with some fellow SEC graduates and they sat around all shit talking letting Texas in. 

True stroy. 

We thinking over or under 3 points for our third quarter offense?

Home playoff teams have led 73-13 at the half in first 3 games. 

Just now, ztejas said:

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.

Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

Broooo…this is not it.  
 

Sometimes the open receiver is on the opposite side of the read or he’s already looked off him. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

We thinking over or under 3 points for our third quarter offense?

Just run the ball and burn clock. 

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.
Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

I know you're upset with smu but this is a terrible take. QE has been money

So the conventional wisdom is that Clemson doesn’t have the depth to hang in the second half.  Let’s see it

First half went as well as it probably should have been expected minus Moore having 10 thumbs

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?

"Sure is starting to feel a lot like the early 2000's. So glad we bent over and let these ****bag ****stick foreskin sucker asswipes into the SEC with us. **** Sankey with a 10-foot claw dildo in the ass for eternity. "

Please let us have a 7 minute drive to open the third quarter resulting in a TD.

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Nobody has what we have. WE have a SWEET D!

male underwear model in white briefs standing in the desert ...

Stop doxxing me.

Also I switched to boxer briefs.

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

As if they had any choice. They’re lucky we didn’t stipulate jettisoning that clown program as a condition of membership.

Why pass on an easy win annually?

Holly must have done something bad, they sent her to work Columbus in the cold. 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Give this one a shot. It might get taken down at some point, but it's working now.

 

Damn it..

 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

She THICC.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

Layer of insulation built up before winter hibernation.

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1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

26 degrees? Yuck, no thanks.

January and February are going to be brutal around these parts

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

 

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Let’s go!!!! 

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Pisses me off that as soon as we find something that our opponent can’t stop- we stop doing it and stop ourselves. Run whatever the fuck is working until they stop it! Stop fucking helping the other assholes by trying “look at me” Herman mensa calls

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Broooo…this is not it.  
 

Sometimes the open receiver is on the opposite side of the read or he’s already looked off him. 

Should have quit when you saw he doesn't think we're playing well.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.

Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

Quinn has not been bad. See the SMU QB if you want to see bad.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

Vic out front shoulda told ya 

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3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Undefeated…

My wife came downstairs for one play - the Ewers pick.  She's gone now.  Far away.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why is Holly Row not wearing gloves???  its fucking 27 out and a 19 wind chill  wear the fucking gloves lady

not unusual IMO

Holly musta drawn the short straw and is reporting from Ohio.  

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.

Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

WTF? I think you have Kevin Jennings stuck in your head. Ewers has done nothing wrong. He took a sack but they showed the All 22 angle and everyone was blanketed. Would you have preferred he just throw it up? That didn't work too well for your SMU QB.

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Were you pissed when we went for it on the first drive in basically the same spot and made it? Take the points twice and we get 6 points. Instead we got 7. 

And you have to be pretty optimistic to think we make both

I would never have guessed that the Quinn scramble is the play someone would highlight to bitch about.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're up 28-10 but I feel like we aren't playing well and if we bring this standard into the semis UO is going to fuck our shit up.

Quinn has been bad. Again. The play where he scrambled the entire fucking crowd at DKR saw the open receiver.

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3 minutes ago, sdm said:

Please let us have a 7 minute drive to open the third quarter resulting in a TD.

I’ll even take a FG

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Aggy thinking it had the power to keep Texas out of the SEC is so essence of distilled Aggy.    Almost everybody in the conference would love to toss those fuckers out even if Texas had not come in.

Counterpoint: somewhere a screen printer is putting his kids through college thanks to Aggroid buying up 9/10 of all the SEC stickers.

Preview of the TN/tOSU game.   Longhorn logo behind the Ohio state qb.  BOMC is real….

I don’t understand the cute shit against an opponent whose defense CLEARLY CANNOT match up with simple run it down the throat offense.  RTDB RTDB RTDB

Let’s go horns and boobs ! 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I wish Quinn would get back the cockiness he strolled into Texas with.

Did you see the Gameday feature they had on Ewers, Klubnik, and Taafe, and the Westlake vs. Southlake state title game?

It tells the story of exactly what we all know about Ewers.  He's not a stone cold killer.

They interview Taafe (who intercepted Ewers twice in that game) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose.

They interview Klubnik (who carved up Southlake and won 3 consecutive state titles) and he's a nice guy, but you can tell he'd rather die than lose.

They interview Ewers and he's like "Golly gee, I didn't think Taafe could jump that high, but he got the INT.  Gee willickers, I was mad."  Meek and passive.  Almost slow.

He may be a little cocky because he's been treated like the Golden Arm his whole life, but he doesn't have "it."

Sark fixin to make this hard and a close game isn’t he?

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

We thinking over or under 3 points for our third quarter offense?

 

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