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  • Duane Moore
    Duane Moore

    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

  • Doc Sam Beckett
    Doc Sam Beckett

    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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Three guys shift to the right zone on that play, middle open. Eh?

This is on sark I’m sorry. Quinn this, OL that, secondary this, kicking game that. Lack of throat stomping intensity is on him. 

Oregon is gonna butt fuck this team if we are some how able to win 

Last year's team was better than this one. 

Jesus that was a great view of the LT holding on Simmons

Just now, David Dennison said:

Every single poster here is worried about the patented Steve Sarkisian three and out.

I am

Adding pressure on Quinn always a viable strategy for the opposition.  I’m sure Sark will want to run some this possession, but 3rd and long…..

O look, Sark and the shit 2nd half offense letting people hang around and about to find out. I hate that I could see this coming.

This is what it looks like to have a QB who can make plays out of structure and elevate talent. It’s too bad we keep ours on the bench.

If you give this guy time he will find someone. Secondary can’t cover forever. Need to get pressure. 

Secondary needs to get their shit together. Too many guys arguing with each other after the play.

Even with those holds, he shouldn’t have been that fucking open. 
 

How is our DL losing so badly up front now?

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Was that Gbenda running away from the middle towards zero Clemson receivers?

Hill I thought

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Every single poster here is worried about the patented Steve Sarkisian three and out.

Scares you to death

6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Secondary suddenly blows

Clemson QB is on.  Ewers blew an easy first down throw.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

We just blew the lead and now have to fight for our lives again down to the wire

That’s how Sark loves it. 

Time for Sark to earn his $10 mil. or whatever it is now.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas Defense losing too many receivers in coverage...  DAMN IT

Freshman recievers

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

A 3 score lead isn’t safe with fucking Sark 

It would still be a two score game if Sark hadn’t gone for the effing first down instead of kicking the FG in the first half.

THAT is what I am sick of.

lol at this team and their soft mental attitude.  They totally go in to halftime and feel like they’ve got it.  They play like absolute losers in the third quarter.

We were up by 25 and now we're up by a TD. How? Why? What the fuck is with this team and coaching? Our DBs just leave dudes open. No one Moore within a zip code. 

Had 2 dudes over there holding their dicks while the receiver just sat in the end zone. 

Absolutely embarrassing. Even Penn fucking State completed their blowout against shit ACC competition. Leave it to us to have the blowout on and quit fucking playing

Did the DL get gassed???  Where was the heat?

 

Just crazy crazy turn 

What’s our worst 2nd half collapse? We might break the record today 

1 hour ago, Hondo said:

We'll have our typical no-show 3rd quarter and we'll all be puckered up as it goes down to the wire in the 4th.

ALL BECAUSE Sark can't help himself and HAS to get cute instead of going with what works over and over and over.

We do this every...fucking...game.

Ahem

Screen for a loss of four yards upcoming, followed by a sack

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

We were dominating this game.

We are not anymore. 

We are legitimately now in danger of losing the game.

That's not PTSD, it's reality.

Fucking this.  All you sunshine pumping assholes acting like there was no way Clemson could get back in this are even worse than the “game over” idiots when we threw the pick.

Theres a middle ground.  Texas should still win This. 
 

I expect them to. But this should be a huge win and we’re going to have to worry till the fucking end. 

Edited by Drew

Sark gets way too cute. Going for it on 4th instead of punting or kicking fgs. Not milking the clock when we’re way ahead.  Just mind boggling 

Lulz Game Center still has Texas at 88% to win. Computers never watch Quinn and Sark play in the second half

Just now, Pancho said:

You’re assuming we get by Arizona State

And Clemson.

19 minutes ago, Pods said:

There are 3:30 left in the first quarter and our D has dominated most of the game and almost all of the season.

The D has this and if they don't, we weren't winning the next rounds anyway. 

Yeah I see that. 

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