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We going to the QFs bitches.

About to fuck up Arizona State.

I want a week and a half of absurdly hot coeds you pervs.

Get to work.

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  • Duane Moore
    Duane Moore

    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

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    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We coming for your ass ASU. 

No homo?

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Run the fucking ball sark. Ewers ain’t the guy who first walked in here with all the swagger. Something broke in him. Just help his confidence by running the damn fucking ball 

This is a weird post. Ewers played extremely well today. 

Super dumb analysis, but we are so damn good on offense if we can run the ball. Opens up Sark’s playbook

Edited by GabrielsHorn

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

That’s pretty much been the majority game plan today.  2 RB’s over 100 w/ 4 TDs between them.  

Don't post facts to Nicole she doesn't believe in them

I'm trying to look up Jerrick Gibson's middle name, because if it started with an A, he'd have the funniest initials ever.

9 minutes ago, sdm said:

I'm going to ask for the same thing I asked at the start of the third quarter, a 7 minute drive ending in a TD.

Would you settle for one that runs out the clock?

Goosby just killed a man.

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Blue is offensive mvp over Helm. Runs and catches have been impressive for Blue.

No shit.

Still need to figure out what the fuck is with this team and 3rd qtr aids 

i wanna know why the refs blew the whistle        he was clearly still being pushed forward for actual yards and not inches.    

 

but this is exactly the drive type we needed with vanderbilt aggy and kentucky.   just kill the clock. over and over.

 

honestly surprised Dabo didnt take the TO with  2:04 left in the game.

Quinn made the throw he needed to make and the oline took over. Also  great vision by Gibson. 

 

 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Whomever negged my post are buttholes. I told ya! We broke their fucking will. Happy Honda Days!

Buttholes? Excuse me asshole, this is Surly.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This is a weird post. Ewers played extremely well today. 

Extremely is prolly a strong word with how the second half went, but he was good today.

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Maybe use Wisner?

Well, in between your mushrooms, he got gimpy.

We'll save his legs 'n stuff for the upcoming Arizona State cheerleaders!

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Man Dabo is worse at clock management than Sark.... JFC

Maybe he just wants it to be over at this point.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This is a weird post. Ewers played extremely well today. 

Agreed. 

 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

No homo?

Full homo!!!!!!

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I used to shop at Gibson's!!!

My wife's dad used to manage a Gibson's!!!!!

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Man Dabo is worse at clock management than Sark.... JFC

You say that like it bothers you. 

BTW, it's not the first time this season.

He really is bad at clock management.

We bitch about Sark, sometimes justifiably..

 But I can't imagine being a Clemson fan and watching these last couple of minutes holy shit, makes me appreciate what we have even when it's suboptimal 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Overall, the Texas receivers seem to be low effort, in my opinion. Golden is the exception.

I bet they won't be when Manning is the starter.

"I'm gonna beat my defender off the ball and deep only to have Ewers under/overthrow me by 4 yards?  Nah."

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Would you settle for one that runs out the clock?

You bet

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Buttholes? Excuse me asshole, this is Surly.

Negged

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This is a weird post. Ewers played extremely well today. 

agreed for the most part. I only remember 2 bad throws and the dumb slide that was a self sack ..

I will take this Ewers over the last several 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Well, in between your mushrooms, he got gimpy.

We'll save his legs 'n stuff for the upcoming Arizona State cheerleaders!

No, no, Gibson is fine. We win. I'm happy

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3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Goosby so damn impressive. 

yes. yes he is

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Overall, the Texas receivers seem to be low effort, in my opinion. Golden is the exception.

I don’t think Moore, and Wingo in particular, grasp all that’s expected of them.  It’ll come with experience.

I hope we run the weird screen again where everyone gets hurt and we lose 10 yards. 

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

It's almost like we could've just run the ball 15 times in a row instead of doing all the crazy shit we were doing.

That wouldn't have been brilliant or cute though. Why be so lame. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

You say that like it bothers you. 

BTW, it's not the first time this season.

He really is bad at clock management.

No it's just shocking how abysmal it was.....

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Whomever negged my post are buttholes. I told ya! We broke their fucking will. Happy Honda Days!

When you mad but not enough to not use the Queen's english.

Gibson got it! 

Dusty Dvoracek becoming excellent in the booth was not on my bingo card

Just now, nineliveslost said:

agreed for the most part. I only remember 2 bad throws and the dumb slide that was a self sack ..

I will take this Ewers over the last several 

I thought he slid because OL were getting down field. I’m probably wrong though. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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