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Just now, Drew said:

I am a  bit worried that AZ st has a more balanced offense with a stud at RB and a gamer at QB. 
 

they may not be as dynamic as Clemson and their QB with big plays…but if they run the ball effective our defend will struggle. . 

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    One reason why Quinn starts:  

  • My 8 and 6 year old daughters were having the time of their lives. I parked in west campus and walked to the stadium. 1.) I pointed out all the buildings as we crossed campus that I went int

  • Doc Sam Beckett
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    Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did e

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Gabriel is going to be looking at Stewart/Muhammad a lot after tonight. Hopefully today was an outlier of an otherwise great year for him and they pay the price.

Just now, Drew said:

I am a  bit worried that AZ st has a more balanced offense with a stud at RB and a gamer at QB. 
 

they may not be as dynamic as Clemson and their QB with big plays…but if they run the ball effective our defend will struggle. . 

Teams with good running games but bad QBs tend to be the teams we feast on. 
 

clemson was a worse matchup for us with how Cade can play. ASU’s RB wants to play bully ball which plays into all of our strengths. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Another corona n/a for me. 

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

but if they run the ball effective our defend will struggle. . 

Oh my god, really?!  

oh. God. 
 

 

14 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Alright, who called Taafe making key plays earlier?

me. it was me. I'm proud of it

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Another corona n/a for me. 

Negged.

Clemson has some good young WRs. Dabo better watch out for the NIL sharks. lol

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Jesus hates you, Dabo.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Double digit win. Got out to a big lead and Clemson couldn’t come back. Seems a lot of people who picked Clemson or thought it would be close bc they were huge pussies need to eat crow

Oh yeah, what do you know about pussy?! 
 

I agree though some scared little hoes in the game week thread 

11 minutes ago, jet black said:

Defense was fine. Cade was playing out of his mind, as were their receivers. . Only other team that can do that is Oregon. 
 

edit: main concern was we weren’t getting any pressure for awhile there. Maybe got top vanilla. 

Was getting flashbacks to Washington a few times in the second half. Just absolute dimes and great catches into pretty good coverage. 

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I know about you guys, but I'm gonna have another old fashioned.

Mixing it up and going Somaek this time

South Austin's mom will have some vaginal/anal chafing and be sore tomorrow.

No lube

I kept feeling like I did during the Washington game - their receivers made every damn catch...  Good win!  Hookem!

 

13 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Heupel looks like a melted candle.   

that's a guy waiting to have a cardiac

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Another corona n/a for me. 

Right on. And of course I meant 'guys' as a generic collective plural term. Everyone is included and welcome to drink with me.

God Damn that was a great goal line stand. I didn't think there was any way they'd hold on 4th and 1. There was some serious hitting going on!

Clemson is gonna be really good next year and gonna be right back in the playoff mix. 
 

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Negged.

Bring it. Pile it on I don’t give a fuck.

I only just got my lungs, heart and brain healthy after 6 months of a post covid ass kicking. I ain’t touching the real stuff for at least another month. 

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Got the playoff win. Defense held when needed, and Blue's biggest performance of his career. Didn't see that coming, but if he can get going without fumbles it makes the running game dangerous. 

ASU worse QB, far better RB, defense pretty similar. Should be another big win. 

The biggest issue for ASU is more WR's.  Jordyn Tyson was by far their best WR and he went down for the season in the last game of the regular season.  He's the only one I think can go against your top DBs and still win with any degree of consistency.  They'll need the old man brigade that's their WR depth to step up, and that's if your DL isn't just devouring a strong but not especially athletic OL.

 

ASU is outmanned.  Best hope is Sark does Sark stuff.  Sark had better teams than ASU most of his time in the Pac 12 and still went 1-4, with the only win being the occasion he was apparently drunk.

[mention=397]immamac[/mention]don't lock the game week thread so I can mock the stupid motherfuckers.
Texas won. Texas covered. Fuck all the pussies.

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I know about you guys, but I'm gonna have another old fashioned.

I was going to get me another drink but my 4 year old plopped herself on my lap and fell asleep. Daddy needs a drank
15 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 Pulling an all nighter?

Working in shifts 

Glad so many Texas players contributed to the victory...  TEAM WIN !!! 🤘

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Mixing it up and going Somaek this time

Had to look that one up. Soju and beer, sounds nice.

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3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

God Damn that was a great goal line stand. I didn't think there was any way they'd hold on 4th and 1. There was some serious hitting going on!

 

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Billy Luiggi can bite our ass!

 

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Clemson has some good young WRs. Dabo better watch out for the NIL sharks. lol

Those guys were balling!  I was like wtf did they get all these great receivers?  

Just now, sdm said:

 

Billy Luiggi can bite our ass!

22 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Ewers gets his revenge against Clemson QB. Hook'em Horns 🤘 

Klubnick was throwing dimes despite excellent coverage. Quinn balled out.

11 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, does anyone know where Klubnik went to high school?

At least he and a Shipley don't appear to have ever been roommates.

Usyk gets a wide decision victory over Fury in their rematch and the Horns pull it out.  Feeling fucking good tonight, boys!  Let's fucking go!

Injury status?
 

I would bet Majors was precautionary concussion protocol
7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

God Damn that was a great goal line stand. I didn't think there was any way they'd hold on 4th and 1. There was some serious hitting going on!

I honestly had no doubt we were going to skull fuck 'em on the 4th and 1.

5 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Had to look that one up. Soju and beer, sounds nice.

It is not to be taken lightly. We’ll see how this gift wrapping turns out

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Why not both in this old ass meme ? 

Sark tried to pull “Tom Herman Cute” binder out of cold storage but Texas won game. Now shit pump ASU and get to semis

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Until we’re holding that trophy. Yup. Lol

2 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Klubnick was throwing dimes despite excellent coverage. Quinn balled out.

Both QBs represented (the state of) Texas very well.

2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

I would bet Majors was precautionary concussion protocol

I thought this at the time.  Thought they might take a look at targeting.

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Oline and Blue balled out.  Blue deserved this game.


I would bet Majors was precautionary concussion protocol

That’s exactly what Sark said in the presser
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SIAP...

That has to be our lowest penalty total in a game in a long time. Pretty low total for both teams.

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11 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


I was going to get me another drink but my 4 year old plopped herself on my lap and fell asleep. Daddy needs a drank

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31 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Y'all spell it about as well as Sark calls 3rd quarter plays.

He’s not for spelling. He’s for fucking shit up

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


That’s exactly what Sark said in the presser

That’s not great. Our snaps largely sucked tonight. The 4th down to Manning and one to Quinn in the 3rd were especially bad.

14 minutes ago, naija said:

that's a guy waiting to have a cardiac

i’m certainly waiting for him to have one

29 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Old from Chive 2022

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1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Blue deserved this game.

He earned it, deserved had nothing to do with it. 
 

I was commenting how smooth and deceptively fast he is, and how his head doesn’t move up and down when he runs. My daughter said, he looks like a chicken running, great analogy.

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