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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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  • I admire the talent that's been built up in Austin, but I honestly think ASU has got you beat. Unless you're talking about football players.  Then Texas comes out on top.

  • If y'all want to make this an OnlyFans girl battle instead of a football game, ASU is going to kick your fucking ass.

  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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#1752
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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These some dang good corn flakes miss Honolulu. 

#1753
19 hours ago, Blotto said:

What possible reason could ASU fans have to be excited about basketball? The last time they were in the sweet 16 was '95, and they have a total of 2 tourney wins since then. 

U of A fans more than ASU 

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#1754

I used to consistently get really nervous leading up to games. Probably because we lost so God damn often. 

Now I don't think I'm nervous until I wake up too early and can't get back to sleep. Too many years of conditioning. My subconscious is like "you can't go back to sleep. What if something terrible happens later?"

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#1755

I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.

 

#1757

I heard a rumor there might be a game worth watching today.  Any truth to that?

We're gonna kill 'em.  LFG!

#1758
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I used to consistently get really nervous leading up to games. Probably because we lost so God damn often. 

Now I don't think I'm nervous until I wake up too early and can't get back to sleep. Too many years of conditioning. My subconscious is like "you can't go back to sleep. What if something terrible happens later?"

Fret not. It's gonna be a repeat of the last time the devil came down to Georgia....

#1760

Despite all the bulliten board material ASU is generating, there are really only two words required to motivate Texas:...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steve Patterson.

 

 

 

 

...would also have accepted "blended pricing"

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#1762
4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Despite all the bulliten board material ASU is generating, there are really only two words required to motivate Texas:...

Mule dick?

#1763

Today we either watch 9 straight hours of glorious college playoff football or we shut it down until August after 3. What a day. 

#1764
10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$1.5 million on a +390 bet would be a nice payout

Wonder if it was Mattress Mack.  I haven't seen any "your mattress is free if the longhorns win the big game" commercials yet but maybe he's waiting to see if we make the final.

#1765
13 minutes ago, WBT said:

Wonder if it was Mattress Mack.  I haven't seen any "your mattress is free if the longhorns win the big game" commercials yet but maybe he's waiting to see if we make the final.

He's probably still recovering from a heart surgery a couple weeks back. 

#1766
20 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

or we shut it down until August after 3.

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#1767

Gameday Bitches!!!
No longer have to wait on a bid to the CFP Semis. Now got the chance to go out and punch your own ticket to the final 4…on the damn field. Lets go claim our MF’n spot! HOOK’em [emoji1612][emoji1612][emoji1612]

#1768
1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Despite all the bulliten board material ASU is generating, there are really only two words required to motivate Texas:...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steve Patterson.

 

 

 

 

...would also have accepted "blended pricing"

I thought it was blended increase.

#1770
3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I used to consistently get really nervous leading up to games. Probably because we lost so God damn often. 

Now I don't think I'm nervous until I wake up too early and can't get back to sleep. Too many years of conditioning. My subconscious is like "you can't go back to sleep. What if something terrible happens later?"

Had the same effect on me during the Tom Herman years.

#1771
17 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

What I would give to be a middle aged dipshit instead of an aging one. 

None of which are particularly gratifying. 
Been there, done all that.

 

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#1772

Cooked chili overnight in the crockpot. About to open my first beer, which will be the first of many, many drinks today. This is going to be a day of breathtaking sloth and gluttony.

#1774
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Cooked chili overnight in the crockpot. About to open my first beer, which will be the first of many, many drinks today. This is going to be a day of breathtaking sloth and gluttony.

Excited No Way GIF by MLB

#1775
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.

 

Don’t tell us…..tell your wife!

#1778
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Cooked chili overnight in the crockpot. About to open my first beer, which will be the first of many, many drinks today. This is going to be a day of breathtaking sloth and gluttony.

The only deadly sin I will be guilty of today is envy of those experiencing sloth and gluttony, as I struggle to follow the game while in charge of two kids under 3.

#1779

Black-eyed peas, cornbread, fried cabbage, pivo and the Horns kicking some ass, gonna be a good day.  Let's fucking do this!

 

 

#1781

I've got a case of beer, a pint of whiskey, frozen pizzas ready to go, and wearing my Roy Williams jersey and  boxers all day.

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Grammer sux

#1783
16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I've got a case of beer, a pint of whiskey, frozen pizzas ready to go, and wearing my Roy Williams jersey and  boxers all day.

Pooh bearing is more freeing

#1784
3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.

 

Doctor…four hours…etc. 

#1788

I’m still miffed at how this pissant bowl weaseled its way into the CFP rotation.

That said, the trophy will be a nice addition to the trophy room, and being the first program to will all of the “NY6” bowl games will be cool. 

#1789
3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

being the first program to will all of the “NY6” bowl games will be cool. 

I didn't even realize that was on the line today.  That is pretty cool.

#1790
3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.

 

I’m dinging you’re going Viking into the game.

#1791
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I thought it was blended increase.

it was blended 6% (increase)

#1792
I've got a case of beer, a pint of whiskey, frozen pizzas ready to go, and wearing my Roy Williams jersey and  boxers all day.

You have Roy Williams boxers?
#1794

Whether it means anything or not, late money looks like it's coming on Texas & Notre Dame.  Rose Bowl is holding pretty even.

#1796

The last time I saw a coach be interviewed like this, walking around the arena, was Norvell in Ireland.  

 

Maybe it happens all the time and I've just missed it.

#1799
The last time I saw a coach be interviewed like this, walking around the arena, was Norvell in Ireland.  
 
Maybe it happens all the time and I've just missed it.

Yeah, they do this all the time.
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