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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Cliff notes?

It isnt worth your time. Just wishcasting and low IQ analysis. Sounded like aggy. 

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Will be interesting to see what line SP+ has on this game.

SP+ hates Arizona State. Ranked #29. Kind of incredible for a team that received a top 4 seed. SP+ thinks the Big 12 is complete dogshit. 

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39 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

This was a fun listen!

 

That guy is the best. ASU needs to hire that guy to recruit. He’s part delusional and realistic at the same time. Perfect balance. 

This guy rambles about alot of nothing. Can't believe I wasted my time on that. 

He has the aggy gameplan going - everyone and everything around the game except the players and coaches is gonna will us to win. Good luck bud. 
also all these fucking schools that want to talk shit about our 10 yr walk In The desert of being bad ,would be one of the best 10 yr stretches in those schools history. Smh 

23 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Will be interesting to see what line SP+ has on this game.

SP+ hates Arizona State. Ranked #29. Kind of incredible for a team that received a top 4 seed. SP+ thinks the Big 12 is complete dogshit. 

No it doesn't. But it has Arizona State as the 5th best team in the Big 12.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

No it doesn't. But it has Arizona State as the 5th best team in the Big 12.

I guess dog shit isn't the right wording. 

More like SP+ doesn't think the conference has a top 15ish team capable of competing for a title. BYU at #19 is the highest-ranked team, right? 

Good news about Williams.  I wonder if we'll sit him anyway, even if he's largely healed?

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Skattebo is the best playmaker we will have seen so far.

lol wut?

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14 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

 

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Now why you dragging Angel Reese into this 

so just to make sure I understand...

the guy who is their superman initially enrolled at Sacramento State after visits to Cal Poly and William & Mary?

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Skataboo is dangerous at speed but he accelerates like a big man. He’s a lot easier to bring down without forward momentum and nothing stops that momentum like penetration by the DL. He’s a different player when forced to run laterally or re-accelerate from a standing start. 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Cliff notes?

Texas is better in every way, but Texas has not won the national championship since 2005 since they had to split it with USC (yeah he said that). ASU is pissed off, everyone in the country is rooting for them and he also has a big dose of copium and delusion to help him see victory.

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

but Texas has not won the national championship since 2005 since they had to split it with USC (yeah he said that)

Wait, what?

3 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Texas is better in every way, but Texas has not won the national championship since 2005 since they had to split it with USC (yeah he said that). ASU is pissed off, everyone in the country is rooting for them

Youre Delusional Billy Gardell GIF by CBS

The biggest surprise to me is that Texas may have a ST advantage again. The ASU punter is decent, similar overall result to Kern. FGs are an adventure with ASU; they are 50/50 from 30-39 and 3/7 from 40-49.

ASU has a good punt returner but their KO returns are not good. 

Way too much Skattebo talk. My Pop Warner coach would be rolling over in his grave over the suggestion to tackle at the ankles. Worst suggestion in the history of this site. 

I expect Texas’ Hill, Gbenda, and Lefau to each lay his ass out, giving him something to think about the next time he wants to roll down the lane. He has no idea what’s headed his way. 
 

 

2 hours ago, D3zii said:

Texas longhorns to Bryan Carrington next week :

 

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Not at all.  Good riddance to Carrington.

6 hours ago, 89Horn said:

All of these girls:  Ah crap.  I didn’t get into Stanford or Berkeley or UCLA or USC.

Their parents (hiding equal parts laughter and annoyance eyes rolling): You also didn’t get into UCSD, UCI, UCD, UCSB, UCSC, UC Riverside or Merced, San Diego State, Long Beach State, Cal State Fullerton, Northridge, Dominguez Hills, etc. either . . . and Arizona.

girls:  I guess it’s Arizona State!!!

Parents:  You did get into Texas A&M.  Give it some thought.

girls:  eww

You forgot College of the Redwoods and Humboldt State in that long list.  Lulz. 

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

much better

mon calamari kryptonite on the right

IT'S A TRAP!   Lulz.

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I guess dog shit isn't the right wording. 

More like SP+ doesn't think the conference has a top 15ish team capable of competing for a title. BYU at #19 is the highest-ranked team, right? 

Correct, it's loaded with 5 or 6 teams that are essentially in the 20-30 range. Makes it difficult to go undefeated but doesn't present any national contenders.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Correct, it's loaded with 5 or 6 teams that are essentially in the 20-30 range. Makes it difficult to go undefeated but doesn't present any national contenders.

So the top of the Big XII would be a good match for teams 4-9 in the SEC this year?

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The only archives I can find are 2023 and prior.  Using today's data, which is obviously (slightly) influenced by the playoff games that have already taken place:

 

Texas minus 9.5 (actually 14, not too bad)

Ohio State minus 8 (actually 25, huge miss)

Penn State minus 7.6 (actually 28, huge miss)

Notre Dame minus 7.6 (actually 10, pretty good)

 

So, eh.  He got all the winners, though.

 

He went 2-2 against the lines. His shits fucked up and all regarded. 

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

 

Embrace the hate, baby

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

This is every game. Comes with the horns🤘

literally everyone else in the cfb world can get fucked and die. 

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16 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Dipshit can't even make a good college football point. Tucson should be the second orange spot. 

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

You forgot College of the Redwoods and Humboldt State in that long list.  Lulz. 

CSB...my cousin went to Humboldt State, forestry school.  Grew up in Long Beach and headed north after a couple of years at Long Beach CIty College (locals call it City).

11 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

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there should be plenty of room in the stands thankfully

16 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

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The fuck is that graphic? I know chick-fil-a thinks they’re tight with God but come on.

Anyone worried about this game, just watch the last few minutes of ASU/byu. Not only is their coach all regarded, he's unhinged.  They are fucking junior varsity.  

here’s another hilarious video 

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Didn’t put Clemson away= winning by 14 I guess

I'm obviously not going to watch that, but what does "Sarkisian can't beat SEC teams" mean? 

Drake C Toll  Troll.  

LOL I watched a few minutes, we can't put teams away and have played some close games.  Guess he hasn't looked at that ASU schedule.  

CFB talking heads = morons, grifters and trolls

Not sure why anyone spends hours a week listening to them 

"Locked on Big 12" are big time Texas haters.  

29 minutes ago, D3zii said:

here’s another hilarious video 

That guy needs to be punched in the face.

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