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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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On 12/22/2024 at 10:42 AM, WBT said:

It's worked a ton over Sark's tenure.  Many college and nfl teams have copied it.  Google Sark screen.  But lately teams finally seem ready for the misdirection and we aren't blocking it worth a shit.

Setting things up...4D chess, mark my words...

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6 hours ago, staboner said:

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Give them the evil empire which they so crave.

 

I mean yeah there's a nerdy aspect to it but there aren't many opportunities where we're a huge favorite against a Cinderella story but we're technically the visitors because we're the lower seed so we're definitely in the white uniforms. Just once it would be funny to take the field in Atlanta to that instead of the fight song. But yes I know we'll never do it. 

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So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

True but if you're superstitious it bodes well. A week ago surly was full of predictions that there was no way Texas could score 30 points on Clemson. I mean had anyone even watched our offense the last few games? We would be lucky to get to 20.

Three drives into the game we had 21.

ps. skittebo is the 2nd Coming of Bijan and Jim Brown

Halftime of the big12 title game, Saban said you've got to tackle this dude high. I'm going to take his word.

5 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

I so wish that Texas could find a dude that would have played FB in an earlier era, but was about 6’1 250 lbs for today’s game.

A short yardage wrecking ball would round out our offense quite nicely.

He's nowhere near that heavy (yet), and he probably won't get to 225 lb, but Baby Rhino has some of that game in him.

Guess we should tackle Skattebo by the face mask then. It’s the only way to be sure. 

We're gonna shit on ASU I'm more interested in the potential UO/tOSU matchup. 

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4 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

Have you ever seen this place after an opponent scores in an actual game?  There’s more pussy here than a strip club.

Scattebo can run for all the fucking yards he wants once Texas is up 35-0. 

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

6 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

I plan on being there. 

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I plan on being there. 

Extrapolation:  Stadium full

9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Are you fucking serious.

Did you even watch that video?
 

The only ankle attempts were desperate dives after he ran by someone.

What I saw was him break almost every tackle that started above his knees.

Watch it again.

Take a breath and then take off the goggles, watch the video again and see what others have seen.

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13 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

Who fucking cares.

4 hours ago, MrX said:

Guess we should tackle Skattebo by the face mask then. It’s the only way to be sure. 

Face rape?

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6 hours ago, TOR said:

Give them the evil empire which they so crave.

 

I wish our band would play this when we come out of the tunnel at away games.

10 hours ago, BarthHollamew said:

I’m pretty confident we’ll be up by 14-17 points late in the 2nd quarter, early 3rd qtr. . . 

With the lead cut to a td by the end of the 3rd

Skatte bro is about to get lit the fuck up this ain’t the big 12

14 hours ago, Hondo said:

How do you even tackle a guy like that?  Go low around the ankles or something?

One guy wraps up, the next 6 guys rip at the ball and pop the fuck out of him. 
 

He’s not going to look like Superman against guys that have NFL size and strength. 

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

With the lead cut to a td by the end of the 3rd

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12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Like CJ Donaldson who was just in the portal?

I’d have liked to have had him, but for a big guy, he is kind of made of glass. High dollar gamble for Ohio State. 

8 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

Get me commissioner Sankey on the phone. We’re surrendering our position in the Peach Bowl. 

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

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Just now, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

Skattedoodoo

14 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

His soul  sole.

 

12 hours ago, The University said:

 

Better Stranglers song:

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

Skattefucku?

27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

Okay, Sooperheero.

32 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

juvenile?.....How about you pull my finger and then go fuck yourself?

36 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

We're about to give the SKAT bus a flat tire

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7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, Sooperheero.

*Souperhero

40 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

Skatta-rooski-doo

5 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Have you ever seen this place after an opponent scores in an actual game?  There’s more pussy here than a strip club.

Sometimes I pop into game threads for a laugh. In some game last season, when we were ranked in the top five, the game started out with an opponent gaining like five yards on the ground. "Fuck this team, they're a bunch of soft pussies!". 

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Sorry gang, but the whole season has been just a sham for our defense.   Unfortunately this is how the Peach Bowl will be for our gang of arrogant front 7.  @Sark, put it in the locker room so the guys know that it will be better for them to just protect themselves. 

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49 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

I agree, I think skat-or-poo is going to shit the bed against us ad Texas trolls to a 20+ point victory. 

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Can we leave the dumb AI images for the dumb AI image threads?

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

 

11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Setting things up...4D chess, mark my words...

This is actually a reasonable take. Consider the touchdown to Helm against Clemson. We have a strong tendency to run quick screens from empty, so when the safety saw the RB motion to empty with no WR to his side of the field, he thought the same thing. Tendencies can absolutely be a good thing if you go against them effectively as well.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

You new here?

36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sometimes I pop into game threads for a laugh. In some game last season, when we were ranked in the top five, the game started out with an opponent gaining like five yards on the ground. "Fuck this team, they're a bunch of soft pussies!". 

I went into one game thread and read one page for laughs. you would have thought game was over worst loss of the season. we were up 30 something to 3 at that time. lmao

3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I went into one game thread and read one page for laughs. you would have thought game was over worst loss of the season. we were up 30 something to 3 at that time. lmao

Hit the basketball game threads sometimes..  A few times I’ve looked at the thread and thought we were definitely losing, check the score up by 10.  

Updated CFP odds from Athletic/NYT:

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16 hours ago, DreadHead said:

That guy needs to be punched in the face.

the tier 2 amateur 995ers in their ecosystem, in videos posted in this thread, have so far gone 2-0 on going full aggy

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