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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Skatte bro is about to get lit the fuck up this ain’t the big 12

shut the fuck up with that SECSECSEC bullshit. 

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  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Sorry gang, but the whole season has been just a sham for our defense.   Unfortunately this is how the Peach Bowl will be for our gang of arrogant front 7.  @Sark, put it in the locker room so the guys know that it will be better for them to just protect themselves. 

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There’s like 12 different uniforms? 

So how overrated is this Skittlebrau kid?

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

There’s like 12 different uniforms? 

Now try counting how many different fingers are on each hand. 

6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

So how overrated is this Skittlebrau kid?

Scatterbruh is the most overrated human being of all time.

10 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

there are about 5 surlers who are holding their nads on that take

90% of the posts about sid are mocking sid and/or the surlers holding their nads re: sid

10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean yeah there's a nerdy aspect to it but there aren't many opportunities where we're a huge favorite against a Cinderella story but we're technically the visitors because we're the lower seed so we're definitely in the white uniforms. Just once it would be funny to take the field in Atlanta to that instead of the fight song. But yes I know we'll never do it. 

@home next year v. aggy

the target is 78-0

10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

True but if you're superstitious it bodes well. A week ago surly was full of predictions that there was no way Texas could score 30 points on Clemson. I mean had anyone even watched our offense the last few games? We would be lucky to get to 20.

Three drives into the game we had 21.

the best news from saturday is that we unfucked the redzone

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’d have liked to have had him, but for a big guy, he is kind of made of glass. High dollar gamble for Ohio State. 

Get me commissioner Sankey on the phone. We’re surrendering our position in the Peach Bowl. 

@closetojumping

how does belmont feel about the bevo embargo?

our league and the 'peach bowl' have now both said no, but is the embargo their respective ideas or is this coming from above them?

State of Georgia owns the stadium

something called the Georgia World Congress Center Authority is the State entity whose name is on all of the paper between the state the AMB Group

AMB are the 'operators' of the faciliity

AMB is the parent organization of the Falcons and Atlanta United FC

AMB are the initials for Arthur Morris Blank

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Can we debate the merits or the weaknesses of the ASU RB without deliberately mis-spelling his name? It’s fucking juvenile. 

you mean sid?

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@closetojumping

how does belmont feel about the bevo embargo?

our league and the 'peach bowl' have now both said no, but is the embargo their respective ideas or is this coming from above them?

State of Georgia owns the stadium

something called the Georgia World Congress Center Authority is the State entity whose name is on all of the paper between the state the AMB Group

AMB are the 'operators' of the faciliity

AMB is the parent organization of the Falcons and Atlanta United FC

AMB are the initials for Arthur Morris Blank

It’s from the venue itself. There is literally no room for Bevos enclosure on the sideline. Who actually gives a fuck? Of all the shit we should be worrying about, our mascot not being on the sidelines, should be near the bottom of the list for the SECCCG, peach bowl, and national championship(breaking news he won’t be allowed there either)

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14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s from the venue itself. There is literally no room for Bevos enclosure on the sideline. Who actually gives a fuck? Of all the shit we should be worrying about, our mascot not being on the sidelines, should be near the bottom of the list for the SECCCG, peach bowl, and national championship(breaking news he won’t be allowed there either)

Yep. It was our first time there, so we didn’t know they couldn’t accommodate him on the sideline. Move on already. They did not build MB stadium to accommodate a longhorn lol

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my question was - how does belmont feel about it

adding a 2nd question: "from the venue itself" can mean AMB or the Georgia World Congress Authority and i am interested in knowing who is making the decision

"there is no room" is bullshit - the stadium's soccer pitch is 110 x 75 with room to spare

there are 4 tunnels, 2 at each end, and the pen would occupy half of one of the tunnel entrances

they really need all 4 tunnels operative for a football game?

were we offered the opportunity to buy the real estate necessary to retract 20 or 30 seats out of the football configuration to create the space for his pen?

i'm just asking questions

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my question was - how does belmont feel about it

adding a 2nd question: "from the venue itself" can mean AMB or the Georgia World Congress Authority and i am interested in knowing who is making the decision

"there is no room" is bullshit - the stadium's soccer pitch is 110 x 75 with room to spare

there are 4 tunnels, 2 at each end, and the pen would occupy half of one of the tunnel entrances

they really need all 4 tunnels operative for a football game?

were we offered the opportunity to buy the real estate necessary to retract 20 or 30 seats out of the football configuration to create the space for his pen?

i'm just asking questions

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My guess is Belmont doesn’t give a shit. If this is giving anyone in the athletic department fits, there’s a problem. 

The pictures you posted clearly show a different seating configuration for football and futbol. I don’t think they’re going to give up seats to play football in futbol configuration so that one of the schools can have their mascot on the sidelines.

We need another five pages devoted to variations on Scattebo’s name and how Belmont feels about not being able to take Bevo to the Peach Bowl.

The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.

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1 minute ago, Hondo said:

The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae."  

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5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

How do yall think Horns fans will travel for this? Doesn’t seem like many in this thread are planning to attend. With three potential trips to the Benz in the same postseason I wouldn’t be surprised if fans hold out for the potential of a championship game. 
 

Said another way: where’s the Surly tailgate?

 

Having playoff games at neutral sites is stupid.  Completely indefensible.  Hopefully these neutral sites are empty as fuck or so corporate that that the ruined atmosphere kills it.

 

Scateybooboo.  

Does Bevo XV really need to be subjected to a 1000 mile 18-20 hour road trip?

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Does Bevo XV really need to be subjected to a 1000 mile 18-20 hour road trip?

Oh now we’re going to care about his feelings?

Arizona St is a team that runs the ball fairly well, and limits turnovers. If Texas can defend the run like they have all season, win the turnover battle, and play a clean special teams game we should win this game with relative ease. This is an ASU team that barely beat Miss St. I'd expect a 34 to 10 type of win if Texas plays up to their capabilities. 

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

Scateybooboo.  

Does Bevo XV really need to be subjected to a 1000 mile 18-20 hour road trip?

Haven’t we taken him to LA twice? 1400 miles

30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We need another five pages devoted to variations on Scattebo’s name and how Belmont feels about not being able to take Bevo to the Peach Bowl.

 

Only 8 more days to go!

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can we leave the dumb AI images for the dumb AI image threads?

I agree.  But the ones that belong in the fucking louvre remain.

41 minutes ago, Hondo said:

The scuttlebutt on Skattebo's boo is that she calls her beau "bae" right before she skedaddles to the Bay.

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm sure there are several I'll tempered gingers in Arizona as a result of my visit 25 years ago.

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12 hours ago, TOR said:

So Skittebo is going to run all over The Texas Longhorns.  Apparently we don't play defense, we barely play offense, and  it would seem if Texas were still in the b12  they would not even be in this game.

Good Lord surly is full of absolute pussies.

 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my question was - how does belmont feel about it

adding a 2nd question: "from the venue itself" can mean AMB or the Georgia World Congress Authority and i am interested in knowing who is making the decision

"there is no room" is bullshit - the stadium's soccer pitch is 110 x 75 with room to spare

there are 4 tunnels, 2 at each end, and the pen would occupy half of one of the tunnel entrances

they really need all 4 tunnels operative for a football game?

were we offered the opportunity to buy the real estate necessary to retract 20 or 30 seats out of the football configuration to create the space for his pen?

i'm just asking questions

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Belmont would look fucking stupid making such request for a game that may happen once a year at a stadium they don’t fucking own. With equipment, personnel, team, and media stuff all on the sidelines there is literally no space at all. Just fucking move on. 

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

shut the fuck up with that SECSECSEC bullshit. 

lol it’s not bullshit

there’s no defense being played in the big12 same as when we were there 

He did run for 262 against Miss State

… but in their two losses to Tech and Cinci held him under 100 yds…

We are a bit better than UCF and Iowa St on defense. I couldn’t tell you the toughest defense he faced. Kansas State I guess?

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

 

Having playoff games at neutral sites is stupid.  Completely indefensible.  Hopefully these neutral sites are empty as fuck or so corporate that that the ruined atmosphere kills it.

 

For the past 10 years they’ve all been filled. To think it’s going to change is laughable. Especially with the peach bowl chair saying it’s sold out already lol

56 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean to be fair I'd fucking love to go to ASU for the game. I'd pay the money to do that over fucking Atlanta. 

Yep

CFB games in stale NFL shitholes like Jerry world are lame. Watched Michigan vs Florida in JW a while back it was dogshit. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Yep

CFB games in stale NFL shitholes like Jerry world are lame. Watched Michigan vs Florida in JW a while back it was dogshit. 

Agreed, I wish the Cotton Bowl was still at The Cotton Bowl.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Skater boy 

Sk8rBoi

1 minute ago, UTgrad2004 said:

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You have a weird thing about posting pics of skanky bitches with bad tats in football threads. There’s a forum for that.

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7 minutes ago, royiv said:

You have a weird thing about posting pics of skanky bitches with bad tats in football threads. There’s a forum for that.

Woah wo wo, hold up on that car wise gentleman.  Let the man ply his craft.

17 minutes ago, royiv said:

You have a weird thing about posting pics of skanky bitches with bad tats in football threads. There’s a forum for that.

This is why we cant have nice things. Goddammit. 

10 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Woah wo wo, hold up on that car wise gentleman.  Let the man ply his craft.

No hate for the craft. Just ply it in the correct thread. 

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Skittlebaum  Oy Vey!

51 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm sure there are several I'll tempered gingers in Arizona as a result of my visit 25 years ago.

But do they do grammer good?

4 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Sorry gang, but the whole season has been just a sham for our defense.   Unfortunately this is how the Peach Bowl will be for our gang of arrogant front 7.  @Sark, put it in the locker room so the guys know that it will be better for them to just protect themselves. 

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Precious.

 

 

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

No hate for the craft. Just ply it in the correct thread. 


Tits make any thread better. Trashy or not.

And let’s be honest here, the football board needs them. 

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