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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Line opens at Texas -13.5, O/U 50.5. 
I expect lots of pics of ASU coeds. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Line opens at Texas -13.5, O/U 50.5. 
I expect lots of pics of ASU coeds. 
 

 

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I like that the one on the far left is smelling her finger. 

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4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not bad at all. 
I actually meant your real child. I don’t see you post much anymore and I enjoyed your pictures when you told us. 

I have 2 now. 
 

The boy is 16 months and half my size. 
the girl is one month today 

 

14 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Been to asu campus/bars once. 
 

and it is true. The hoes were easy. 
 

Even my fat friend Cliff, Who never got ass…Pulled ass

was weird tho…  we uber there but walked back. We dumb 

10/10 would read again. 

18 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Been to asu campus/bars once. 
 

and it is true. The hoes were easy. 
 

Even my fat friend Cliff, Who never got ass…Pulled ass

was weird tho…  we uber there but walked back. We dumb 

Heard Cliff fucked up the landing and just told you that.  Fat friends lie.

18 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Been to asu campus/bars once. 
 

and it is true. The hoes were easy. 
 

Even my fat friend Cliff, Who never got ass…Pulled ass

was weird tho…  we uber there but walked back. We dumb 

Cliff from Fantasy football? That’s fucking hilarious. Yes ASU is great and I had to go there to do a few WiFi proposals for contracts and never wanted to leave 

31 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Just win, and oh, BTW , the forward pass is apparently legal, PK. Consider defending against that.


Holy crap ... what do you want PK to do, go down on the field and tackle the opposing QB before he throws? 

Sometimes, like tonight, the other team just makes great plays, plays that you defend as well as anybody can and still they are completions. Klubnik is much better than I gave him credit for. He'll be a better NFL player than Quinn. 

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Cliff from Fantasy football? That’s fucking hilarious. Yes ASU is great and I had to go there to do a few WiFi proposals for contracts and never wanted to leave 

Yup. Cliff from fantasy 

we did a road trip from Cali to Ft Sill. 

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Already 5,500 listings on SeatGeek starting at $122. 

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49 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Went to ASU for a weekend once and didn’t end up touching my bed as hooked up both nights with different ladies.  Im pretty sure that means we cover.

Hate to break it to you - those were dudes….

2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

13.5 seems like a lot, no?

We just covered the same against a better team.

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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

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who remembers when every table at cain and abel's looked like that?

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37 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Yup. Cliff from fantasy 

we did a road trip from Cali to Ft Sill. 

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if the photographer had moved just to the right, the base of the desert watchtower wouldn't be in frame

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

who remembers when every table at cain and abel's looked like that?

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Ah yes. Loved going there on Tuesday nights I think for half priced pitchers or something. 

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It would be interesting to see which games we ran the ball well and didn't run the ball well based on games that Bond played.

That long TD run by Blue was in big part due to a Wingo block on the outside. I have nothing to back this up based on PFF grades but my eyes tell me that Wingo is a substantially better blocker than Bond. 

 

When the announcers said Bond was out, my seven year old son said “Daddy!  Bond isn’t playing, that means we’re going to win!”

We agree with your analysis.

 

36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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They're salty.

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Yup. Cliff from fantasy 

we did a road trip from Cali to Ft Sill. 

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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

We will face rape asu. And their coeds

Do we have to stop with the face on the coeds?

Arizona State, you better wear your Sparky uniforms or you’re dead to me. None of that Patterson fork helmet bullshit. Dance with the one that brung ya.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Do we have to stop with the face on the coeds?

Only if they can spell words correctly. So, no. 

Do you even boondoggle, dude?

lol there were really Peach Bowl reps there to “invite” Texas after the game

Were they wearing peach colored blazers? The bowl parasites trying everything to stay relevant.
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

lol there were really Peach Bowl reps there to “invite” Texas after the game

That’s pathetic; each of them probably draws a $250K salary….

I know this isn't an overall playoff thread, but I'm enjoying Tennessee finding out that the rickety broken thing they thought they were approaching was, in fact, a fully functional Death Star.

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My oldest son teaches in the ASU law school, so this hits close to home.

So your younger is the smart one?

Opening lines are Texas -13.5, Penn st -10, Oregon -1.5 and Georgia -1.5

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I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while…what fucking moron(s) thought it was a good idea to play a quarterfinal game in the same stadium as the Finals?

I’m seeing Ohio State -1

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while…what fucking moron(s) thought it was a good idea to play a quarterfinal game in the same stadium as the Finals?

 

Who cares? What difference does it make?

5 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


So your younger is the smart one?

PHD in physics (from aggy) vs Harvard Law so both smarter than me

I’m seeing Ohio State -1
 
Who cares? What difference does it make?

People who are interested in going to the games care
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m seeing Ohio State -1

 

Who cares? What difference does it make?

You seem super defensive of Atlanta and/or that stadium for some reason. Chick-fil-A exec? Mercedes Benz owner?

Atlanta sucks btw.

10 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Opening lines are Texas -13.5, Penn st -10, Oregon -1.5 and Georgia -1.5

PSU seems high but I’ve barely watched Boise. 

I have not paid any attention to Arizona St this year.

Looking over their games, they struggled with Texas State, Miss State (at home), Kansas (at home, won it in last 20 seconds), UCF (at home) and had losses at Texas Tech and Cincinnati.

We should win by 30+ and Arch plays the entire 4th quarter.

50 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Back to back Big 12 champs?

We're going to remind them that the only reason they sniffed the B12 championship is because we left the conference.

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The Big 12 is going to rally around Arizona State to do something none of the rest of them could do last season. Can't wait to piss in their Cheerios again. 

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12 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

You seem super defensive of Atlanta and/or that stadium for some reason. Chick-fil-A exec? Mercedes Benz owner?

Atlanta sucks btw.

 

None of the above, but Texas played there for the SEC title, playing there again for the QF, and could be playing there again for the NC. I like the fact that we would know that building. Sounds superficial but I want that NC.

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Bevo allowed in Atlanta since the mouthbreather dog isn't there?

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Bevo allowed in Atlanta since the mouthbreather dog isn't there?

Probably not. He might scare the Sun Devil. 

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

None of the above, but Texas played there for the SEC title, playing there again for the QF, and could be playing there again for the NC. I like the fact that we would know that building. Sounds superficial but I want that NC.

Makes perfect sense. Just being an ass (me).

25 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I have not paid any attention to Arizona St this year.

Looking over their games, they struggled with Texas State, Miss State (at home), Kansas (at home, won it in last 20 seconds), UCF (at home) and had losses at Texas Tech and Cincinnati.

We should win by 30+ and Arch plays the entire 4th quarter.

Yeah, 13.5 line is too low IMO considering their 2nd best player is injured. 

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