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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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Just now, Bevo said:

Saturday game? I’ll have to get tickets now and book my flight .

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  • I admire the talent that's been built up in Austin, but I honestly think ASU has got you beat. Unless you're talking about football players.  Then Texas comes out on top.

  • If y'all want to make this an OnlyFans girl battle instead of a football game, ASU is going to kick your fucking ass.

  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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27 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Feldman: Those who never doubted Cameron Skattebo share validation: ‘No one understood what we were looking at’

 

Feldman?  From across the hall?

I want to shut that guy down, but I don't know how anyone can't admire the story.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I want to shut that guy down, but I don't know how anyone can't admire the story.

News will break before next Wednesday that he’s been running a scheme to steal from old people. Be patient.

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

3 hours ago, zlavydra said:

Hudson Grille and Stats are more or less "around the corner" from the stadium (closer to Philips Arena). They're typical sports bars.  You might want to give Wild Leap a try:https://wildleap.com/locations/wild-leap-atlanta/  Good beer, but I'm not sure about the game watch vibe, number of TVs, etc. 

Otherwise, GTFO of downtown, which will be even deader than usual on a Wednesday afternoon, and try Midtown or Virginia Highland (no "s" on the end).

Stays is a legit sports bar decent for game watching. We watched the big 12 title game there before ours. 

47 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

Seemed like Ollie needed that initial hole to burst through. Problem for OSU was that we had two absolute fucking monsters at DT and a ton of lateral speed from the LBs to support them.

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Hands? I see only one hand full…. Oh…..
48 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

I believe the Texas State Bobcats held Skat to around 50 rushing yards and less than 100 all purpose yards. I don’t see where so many people are getting the idea that he is a problem the Texas defense cannot solve. Unless the Sun Devils catch fire and the wheels fall completely off for Texas in that game, the Horns are rolling. 

skittlebro is aggy
how did he not end up at aggy?

RC didn’t offer?
5 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I believe the Texas State Bobcats held Skat to around 50 rushing yards and less than 100 all purpose yards. I don’t see where so many people are getting the idea that he is a problem the Texas defense cannot solve. Unless the Sun Devils catch fire and the wheels fall completely off for Texas in that game, the Horns are rolling. 

His contact balance is his best trait as a runner. He’s also pretty versatile. 
 

Tahj Brooks had some success against us last year with his exceptional contact balance, but he was more explosive and elusive than this guy. 

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

Wasn’t fast enough to outrun VD.
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1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

Shatteredbrew kills men by the hundreds. He’ll consume the Longhorns with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. 

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Feels very similar to the hype of Ollie Gordon ahead of the big 12 title game last year. Ollie was actually pretty fast though.
Unless we’re getting beat up front, this guy doesn’t worry me at all. They also don’t have much of a passing attack to pair with him without Tyson. 
We’ll see. 

I feel like the average fan doesn't know Tyson is injured. It's such a huge injury. 

All 3 of Clemson's WRs and their TE are better than anything ASU has at the skill positions without Tyson. I see no reason why we wouldn't sell out on Skattebo and have 2 or 3 guys spying him the entire game. 

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1 hour ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Unless the Sun Devils catch fire and the wheels fall completely off for Texas in that game, the Horns are rolling. 

We’re doomed

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58 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shatteredbrew kills men by the hundreds. He’ll consume the Longhorns with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. 

All we can do is pray to a little 60lb baby Bevo that Schraderbräu and AZ State come out flat.

Otherwise, he will feast on our very souls.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Shatteredbrew kills men by the hundreds. He’ll consume the Longhorns with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. 

I expected him to be taller…

Danny Kanell picked us against Arizona State. The guy is a walking/talking jinx. 

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Other humorous picks, Andy Staples picked Boise State outright against PSU. I’m here for it. The PSU president begging Paterno diehards  to stop threatening James Franklin would be a great presser. 

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8 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Is there consensus yet on the board as to the correct way to tackle Skattebo?  We still have six days to figure it out, if not. 

No Soup for him!

The whole SkatBro hype reminds me of Tebus.

A serviceable white dude "with lots of heart" type shit.

I hope Taafe shows him what that really is. 

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I hope Taafe shows him what that really is. 

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56 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The whole SkatBro hype reminds me of Tebus.

A serviceable white dude "with lots of heart" type shit.

I hope Taafe shows him what that really is. 

I hope Taafe never gets the opportunity because his ass is getting planted by Broughton, Sorrell, Norton, Burke, Simmons, Hill, Moore, et al 

59 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The whole SkatBro hype reminds me of Tebus.

A serviceable white dude "with lots of heart" type shit.

I hope Taafe shows him what that really is. 

I wouldn’t be surprised to see a lot of McDonald in this game 

4 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I believe the Texas State Bobcats held Skat to around 50 rushing yards and less than 100 all purpose yards. I don’t see where so many people are getting the idea that he is a problem the Texas defense cannot solve. Unless the Sun Devils catch fire and the wheels fall completely off for Texas in that game, the Horns are rolling. 

I don't think a game over 3 months ago is very relevant considering his performances against better opponents much more recently.

Kind of off-topic, but I will be interested to see how the Big 12 does this year in these bowl games.

I know bowl games are not always indicative of conference strength but from watching WV and K-State the Big 12 looks bad.  

I could almost wear that white one. I don't think they thought that through. It's orange and white with our logo, just pointed in a different direction. 

33 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

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Those are some gas station $0.99 cent looking hats 

 

 

Perspicuous analysis from Arizona 247.

 

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But seems as if even the perspicacious faithful were ... perplexed.

 

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The end.

Lulz.

 

 

4 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

No surprise. I was there for Georgia so am skipping this one.

I cant make these midweek games lol. Most people have jobs and cant just go to national championship games on Mondays and QF games on a Wednesday. 

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Perspicuous analysis from Arizona 247.

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Shatteredbrew kills men by the hundreds. He’ll consume the Longhorns with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. 

But not 7 foot tall?

FAIL!  Lulz.

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

The University of Texas is in Galveston bro

Medical Branch

 

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Yep, Mom got a degree from there. 

She said studying on the beach isn't a bad deal.  Lulz.

1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

Those are some gas station $0.99 cent looking hats 

Yeah that cheap ass foam skeeves me out

27 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Yeah that cheap ass foam skeeves me out

All the aids in those caps. They'd dissolve if you sprayed them with Lysol, or water.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bevo Num1 said:

 

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His team allows a 4th & 18 conversion on a QB run and he cries controversy. 

11 hours ago, Zeus said:

The University of Texas is in Galveston bro

Medical Branch

 

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My sister (IM doc) graduated from UTMB, undergrad at Trinity University. I'm pretty sure she doesn't even understand the concept of the Big 12.

On 12/24/2024 at 7:20 AM, RoyalBevo21 said:

I wish our band would play this when we come out of the tunnel at away games.

In the Stormtrooper Whites.  Oh, yes.

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I hope Taafe never gets the opportunity because his ass is getting planted by Broughton, Sorrell, Norton, Burke, Simmons, Hill, Moore, et al 

Taffe will get a pick once we stuff Sk8rBoi a few times and they have to start throwing. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

In the Stormtrooper Whites.  Oh, yes.

Everyone already thinks we’re the evil empire. Might as well own that identity. Hell Disney(espn) would love it.

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At some point I want us to march out slowly in our whites to the Vader theme with the whole team doing horns down. Then we fucking throttle whoever we're playing. 

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