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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We got the first down.  Refs fucked us and it was obvious on the review.  Keep lying to yourself though.

not lying

i was still nervous as fuck

/bhs

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  • I admire the talent that's been built up in Austin, but I honestly think ASU has got you beat. Unless you're talking about football players.  Then Texas comes out on top.

  • If y'all want to make this an OnlyFans girl battle instead of a football game, ASU is going to kick your fucking ass.

  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but see my next post after that one.

It's the "I'm better than him" thing that just doesn't sit well with me.  He's not talking his team up, just himself.

I could not care less what their QB says.  If that's incentive for our team, then we have problems.

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

shut up idiot

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

Alabama has an enrollment of 40K now and has totally made over their campus because of the brand that came with their players shutting the fuck up and doing their talking on the field for 15 years under Saban 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

If we can raise $1,000 for you, will you cancel your internet forever?

Helobius is so goddam regarded it turns the corner from maddening to laughable

ASU are just trash people.


Been living in Phoenix for 25 years. Know a lot of ASU people. This statement is bullshit.
3 hours ago, wablty said:

 

It's not a big deal.  Most of ASU's guys have massive chips on their shoulders.  It's why they are where they are.

To be fair, a decent portion of ASU’s roster is where they are because they couldn’t get playing time at Texas. 

Just now, tbone_ said:

 


Been living in Phoenix for 25 years. Know a lot of ASU people. This statement is bullshit.

This statement was made by a sandbagging ASU fan trying to outjinx a dude.

Agreed. Seeing a lot more ASU fans around than UT. We’ll see how that plays out in the stadium on game day.

I tried to tell you people this was going to happen
7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Alabama has an enrollment of 40K now and has totally made over their campus because of the brand that came with their players shutting the fuck up and doing their talking on the field for 15 years under Saban 

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

This statement was made by a sandbagging ASU fan trying to outjinx a dude.

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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I tried to tell you people this was going to happen

This team has had a bunch of dipshit aggy screaming at them and Georgia fans barking at them in the last month....they're gonna be fine.  

Got damn it must be a blissful life when going through it with the IQ of a salad bar.

 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

Yea our online presence is garbage

 

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

Would $1,500 do it?

 

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

*presence

 

And, oh my god, please make the stupid stop.

39 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you got me on sugar - i thought tulane's stadium used to be called the sugar bowl

fiesta obviously wrong

you got me on peach - i thought there was a peach bowl stadium in atlanta - it was the georgia tech stadium

Fiesta obviously wrong? When was that game ever played in a stadium called the Fiesta Bowl?

This team has had a bunch of dipshit aggy screaming at them and Georgia fans barking at them in the last month....they're gonna be fine.  

Well yea the team will be fine.

Just pointing out that ASU has had nothing to travel to ever so there is pent up demand. They’ll show up for what’s probably the biggest game in their program’s history.
16 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

Lost the Twitter war. We're fucked.

Anyone know if the club seats in the middle are all inclusive during Peach Bowl like they are normally at Falcons games?

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*presence

*presents

8 minutes ago, wablty said:

This statement was made by a sandbagging ASU fan trying to outjinx a dude.

Tbone must be playing the long game of posting as a horn alum for decades.  That's true Manchurian Fan level shit 

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

This is just made up horseshit

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

shut up idiot

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

When I think Ryan Day, I think electric media presence presents. He's practically a Kardashian. 

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

When I think Ryan Day, I think electric media presence presents. He's practically a Kardashian. 

When I think Ryan Day, I think Just For Men.

It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully. 

New bottle same wine. I swear some people think everything is new just because they are ignorant of the past.
36 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

  Nobody will be talking about them after they get their ass handed to them and the Horns are still giving there canned.boring responses while being interviewed prior to the Cotton Bowl

Just now, ApocalypseTexas said:

For the game will Texas be in burnt orange or Icy whites?

Whites

42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

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45 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

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Courtesy of the Michigan/Alabama halftime show.

Somebody get Sark and PK on the phone and let them know ankle tackling won't work.

 

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58 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

I've been tracking the Texas Football instagram follower count for the last few years.  It took off in follower count since we started winning 10+ games and we've breached 1M followers recently from like 600k a few year ago.  You are wrong regarding Texas' brand.

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4 hours ago, wablty said:

ASU are just trash people.  It's easy money.  Nothing could go wrong.  Sark being 1-4 against ASU and allegedly being so drunk that someone else called his plays in the single win isn't a big deal.  Your guys bench and squat way more than their guys.  Get the free money.

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The Texas social media department might be the best in the country, and the brand is doing just fine.

55 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

I took a straw poll. You’re no longer able to be a Yankees fan 

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I think he's the perfect Yankees fan.

12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I've been tracking the Texas Football instagram follower count for the last few years.  It took off in follower count since we started winning 10+ games and we've breached 1M followers recently from like 600k a few year ago.  You are wrong regarding Texas' brand.

Right.  You know what builds the brand.....winning.  

12 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The Texas social media department might be the best in the country, and the brand is doing just fine.

Yep.  Applications for 2025 freshman admissions at UT up 25% this fall.

44 minutes ago, Blotto said:

When I think Ryan Day, I think electric media presence presents. He's practically a Kardashian. 

Ryan Day is "electric" the same way he's a "top coach."

 

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15 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Courtesy of the Michigan/Alabama halftime show.

Somebody get Sark and PK on the phone and let them know ankle tackling won't work.

 

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Especially when attempted by 5'9 185 pound guys who would struggle wrapping up a 15 lb brisket.

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ryan Day is "electric" the same way he's a "top coach."

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.

anything we say can and will be used against us

55 minutes ago, morse_code said:

Anyone know if the club seats in the middle are all inclusive during Peach Bowl like they are normally at Falcons games?


 

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