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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

He's probably still recovering from a heart surgery a couple weeks back. 

I wouldn’t put it past him. His health announcement included a rant about the best way for him to recover was if people bought furniture from his stores. 

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  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Just ate my New Year’s Day black eyed peas so bring on the game.

For breakfast?

Whether it means anything or not, late money looks like it's coming on Texas & Notre Dame.  Rose Bowl is holding pretty even.

Still a little miffed didn't get a cover vs Penn St & Franklin's fraudulent asses. But i'll be over it soon.
Surprised to see ND getting traction
A motivated UGA vs a one-dimensional Irish team doesn't bode well for ND imo.
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Let’s do this!

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3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

For breakfast?

No, that was Shiner Bock.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Arch cut his hair

Mom always gets her way when it comes to the family Christmas photo. 

3 minutes ago, Horns RD Standard said:


Still a little miffed didn't get a cover vs Penn St & Franklin's fraudulent asses. But i'll be over it soon.
Surprised to see ND getting traction
A motivated UGA vs a one-dimensional Irish team doesn't bode well for ND imo.

If Notre Dame is one-dimensional then UGA with Stockton has about 0.3 dimensions.

33 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Glad to see a lot more burnt orange at the team hotel and near the stadium than yesterday.

i am slightly concerned, not worried, but concerned about the crowd mix hoping we at least have 40/60 and i would take 50/50

keep those reports flowing

17 hours ago, Daichee Bell said:

I do love some gumbo, but that shit does not photograph well.  It always has butterface.

Now that I’m off the bath salts, sewage and body parts no longer appealing. Pass.

7 minutes ago, Horns RD Standard said:


Still a little miffed didn't get a cover vs Penn St & Franklin's fraudulent asses. But i'll be over it soon.
Surprised to see ND getting traction
A motivated UGA vs a one-dimensional Irish team doesn't bode well for ND imo.

uga does have a qb topic influencing money......

Will there be a Surly stream of the game,  or is it every man for himself?

2 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Will there be a Surly stream of the game,  or is it every man for himself?

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13 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Now that I’m off the bath salts, sewage and body parts no longer appealing. Pass.

Wimp. Take bath salts and krokodili and get back to me 

Got damnit. Sk8trboi looks like CJK5H. or I'm already drunk...

Just now, tejas60 said:

Got damnit. Sk8trboi looks like CJK5H. or I'm already drunk...

Maybe both?

Implied CFP championship odds being flashed by ESPN suggest we are significantly behind tOSU/UO winner. 

Not sure I buy that 🤷‍♂️

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Cast.surlyhorns.com

I would have gone with Cast.NOTsurlyhorns.com and pled the fif.

I'm not sure how ESPN missed the story of Skatteboo walking to the north pole to help Santa rescue the misfit toys for Christmas. Maybe they'll mention it in the next segment.

christ, listening to all the pregame hype Scatta hoo we are facing the second coming of Larry Csonka.  I hope we can handle him.

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is what happens when one team hasn't played in an NY6 level bowl since my freshman year of college and the other one expects to play in Arlington in 9 days and NYD falls on a Wednesday....

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I am stress eating even though I'm pretty sure we're gonna win.  Damn good thing I quit drinking.

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

christ, listening to all the pregame hype Scatta hoo we are facing the second coming of Larry Csonka.  I hope we can handle him.

Ant Hill gonna drag his ass out back and whip it 'til it's purple.

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

christ, listening to all the pregame hype Scatta hoo we are facing the second coming of Larry Csonka.  I hope we can handle him.

I suspect advertisers prefer that over, "ASU is about to get sodomized..."

On my second Bloody, black eyed peas on the stove, ready for the Longhorns defense to teabag Scattabo.

TEXAS!! FIGHT!!!

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They could fit a fucking steer in that stadium.

Bitches.
22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Implied CFP championship odds being flashed by ESPN suggest we are significantly behind tOSU/UO winner. 

Not sure I buy that 🤷‍♂️

And yet people keep picking us to win the championship. Corso, even with his mental decline, says we're winning it. If we're so behind tOSU/UO, then why are our odds to win it better than theirs?

Genuinely asking, not being a dick. 

Just now, tbone_ said:

They could fit a fucking steer in that stadium.

Bitches.

It was always bullshit to protect the fart sniffers who were still butthurt about Uga nearly getting gored in New Orleans.  Just keep the dumb drooling dawg away from the steer problem solved.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And yet people keep picking us to win the championship. Corso, even with his mental decline, says we're winning it. If we're so behind tOSU/UO, then why are our odds to win it better than theirs?

Genuinely asking, not being a dick. 

Because we play the winner of that game instead of them having to play each other then us....

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

And yet people keep picking us to win the championship. Corso, even with his mental decline, says we're winning it. If we're so behind tOSU/UO, then why are our odds to win it better than theirs?

Genuinely asking, not being a dick. 

Because we're playing Arizona State in the quarterfinal and they're playing each other. 

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Pretty predictable.  This is ASU's biggest game since the Jake the Snake Rose Bowl, Atlanta is probably the 2nd worst Big 6 destination after Arlington, and Texas just played there two weeks ago.  And Texas fans know they'll be in state for a bigger game next weekend.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Wonder if it was Mattress Mack.  I haven't seen any "your mattress is free if the longhorns win the big game" commercials yet but maybe he's waiting to see if we make the final.

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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Implied CFP championship odds being flashed by ESPN suggest we are significantly behind tOSU/UO winner. 

Not sure I buy that 🤷‍♂️

We'll definitiely be the betting underdog but I like our chances too.

Love living on the west coast. 10am game time. Bourbon for breakfast.  Wife a little pickle tickle pregame. Let’s get it 

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


They could fit a fucking steer in that stadium.

Bitches.

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8 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I suspect advertisers prefer that over, "ASU is about to get sodomized..."

Depends what they're selling?

 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It was always bullshit to protect the fart sniffers who were still butthurt about Uga nearly getting gored in New Orleans.  Just keep the dumb drooling dawg away from the steer problem solved.

Because we play the winner of that game instead of them having to play each other then us....

No, what I mean is we're behind either of those teams to win it all, but our odds are better than either of those teams to win it all. Sorry, I should have clarified. 

 

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because we're playing Arizona State in the quarterfinal and they're playing each other. 

I answered it with Pimphand. I meant we're behind whoever wins that game, but we're the odds on favorite to win it all. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I answered it with Pimphand. I meant we're behind whoever wins that game, but we're the odds on favorite to win it all. 

After the Rose Bowl ends, we will no longer be the favorite to win it all.

Just now, WBT said:

After the Rose Bowl ends, we will no longer be the favorite to win it all.

Yeah, I was thinking the same. I'm not sure who I would rather us play. Maybe Oregon?

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

No, what I mean is we're behind either of those teams to win it all, but our odds are better than either of those teams to win it all. Sorry, I should have clarified. 

 

I answered it with Pimphand. I meant we're behind whoever wins that game, but we're the odds on favorite to win it all. 

When the Rose Bowl winner is crowned tonight they will have better odds than us.  Right now their odds are both worse because they have to play each other.  Not sure why this is causing consternation ;-)

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2 hours ago, hornian said:

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Just now, Pimphand said:

When the Rose Bowl winner is crowned tonight they will have higher odds than us.  Right now their odds are both worse because they have to play each other.  Not sure why this is causing consternation 😉

I just woke up lol. Reading is hard right now haha

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