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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That’s because he’s got no shins.

 

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  • I admire the talent that's been built up in Austin, but I honestly think ASU has got you beat. Unless you're talking about football players.  Then Texas comes out on top.

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  • They allowed Josh Heupel at Ohio State's stadium. I don't see the distinction. 

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2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Or Rashaan Salaam.

Too soon

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My son is in his 3rd year at ASU, quite the shit talker already, lol.  I've watched about half of their games this season and would say probably best to slow down and contain Skattebo at the line before he gets started.  As someone said, he's a bowling ball in the open field, and runs low and punishes DB's.  He has not faced a team with the size and speed of Texas.  On the QB Leavitt, he was shaky at the first of the season but he's gained confidence.  No doubt Texas has the better talent at every position and just needs to win each battle.

Quite a few Texas transfers ended up at ASU:

Xavion Alford DB

Jake Smith WR

Troy Omeire WR

J'Modd Tapp DL

Prince Dorbah DL

Zac Swanson DL

23 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

who remembers when every table at cain and abel's looked like that?

i member

I member too and also the Friday afternoon block partes there on the outside, that UT used to have during the spring semester.

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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You're so fucked. Anyone who's ever been in Waikiki on NYE knows you aren't going to get any sleep. Long's used to sell rolls of 10,000 firecrackers on the shelves for NYE.

The plus side is that you watch the game until 12, go for an afternoon surf session at Pops or Number 3's, take a late afternoon nap, and then watch the Spectrum replay that evening over take out from Siam Square's Thai. Or so I've heard.  

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We should win this game however I will tell you right now it will be a long day if we try and tackle Skattebo above the knees, especially the first guy.

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Can you make that point one more time?  In case the mental defectives among us need to read it 20 more times to get your point across. 

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I’d figure Oregon is better than 7.7%
23 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

You're so fucked. Anyone who's ever been in Waikiki on NYE knows you aren't going to get any sleep. Long's used to sell rolls of 10,000 firecrackers on the shelves for NYE.

The plus side is that you watch the game until 12, go for an afternoon surf session at Pops or Number 3's, take a late afternoon nap, and then watch the Spectrum replay that evening over take out from Siam Square's Thai. Or so I've heard.  

No slowdown on fireworks after the huge fires ?

7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

We should win this game however I will tell you right now it will be a long day if we try and tackle Skattebo above the knees, especially the first guy.

Must be Manny Diaz

were so fucked if we try to tackle high. human icebox with arms and legs will make you pay. 

DONT TACKLE HIGH. BITE THE ANKLES 

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I’d figure Oregon is better than 7.7%

Oregon and tOSU will be a battle. They should have the exact same chance to win it all.

PSU will advance. We will advance.

Georgia and Notre Dame will be a battle.

Then it will be PSU vs the winner of the GA vs ND. And us vs the winner of OR vs OSU.

PSU will lose because they aren't that good. And our game will be a tossup.

Ok….ok

Get back to me in the first quarter of the game thread.

I certainly hope I am wrong but I have seen things

Add that to “I am an idiot” and I will give you a dollar.

11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No slowdown on fireworks after the huge fires ?

The firecrackers aren't available on Oahu anymore, but the large scale mortar launching fireworks have always been illegal. It makes no difference. People routinely spend more on NYE fireworks than on Christmas and just launch them from their neighborhood streets. It really is worth seeing if you ever get the chance.

Hank needs to get some burnt orange mortars and let them fly. 

 

This has all the makings of a game where we come out hot in the 1st half and are tackling Skattebo by the ankles, but my worry is in the 2nd half when we get a little fatigued we'll inch up a  bit and get to the waist/chest area, coming out flat in 3Q.

Who will be scout team RB this week?

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was skiing with my buddies on Mammoth Mountain.  We got shit-hammered watching the game, stumbled to a bar "to pick up chicks", got more shit-hammered and I'm not sure what happened after that, but I'm pretty sure no chicks were involved.

There’s still no chicks in mammoth bars, that’s for damn sure 

2 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Who will be scout team RB this week?

Craig Heyward’s reanimated corpse. It’s the only way. 

25 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No slowdown on fireworks after the huge fires ?

Absolutely not. If anything it was worse on Maui last year to scare away the evil spirits. It’s a poly thing. 

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No idea why Skattebo has some of you acting like terrified pussies.

4 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

This has all the makings of a game where we come out hot in the 1st half and are tackling Skattebo by the ankles, but my worry is in the 2nd half when we get a little fatigued we'll inch up a  bit and get to the waist/chest area, coming out flat in 3Q.

Who will be scout team RB this week?

Your mother. Because she likes to be under a bunch of sweaty dudes 

49 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

You're so fucked. Anyone who's ever been in Waikiki on NYE knows you aren't going to get any sleep.  

Yea man, this is my concern 😂. Oh well. DM me any bar recs you got. 

23 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

The firecrackers aren't available on Oahu anymore, but the large scale mortar launching fireworks have always been illegal. It makes no difference. People routinely spend more on NYE fireworks than on Christmas and just launch them from their neighborhood streets. It really is worth seeing if you ever get the chance.

Hank needs to get some burnt orange mortars and let them fly. 

 

When I lived there I had neighbors with asthma that would leave the island on New Years because the smoke got so bad.

Craig Heyward’s reanimated corpse. It’s the only way. 

I was at the Bluebonnet Bowl when we beat Pitt. We got this!
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53 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ok….ok

Get back to me in the first quarter of the game thread.

I certainly hope I am wrong but I have seen things

Add that to “I am an idiot” and I will give you a dollar.

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4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

With all due respeck to our surly arizona st peeps, fuck arizona st. 

Fuck them directly in the butt hole. No lube at all. 

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2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

There will be no more dynasties in CFB.

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46 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

No idea why Skattebo has some of you acting like terrified pussies.

Just the one guy, over and over and over again.

Jake Smith still plays football?

Uh, that’s Dr Smith to you.
1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

We should win this game however I will tell you right now it will be a long day if we try and tackle Skattebo above the knees, especially the first guy.

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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According to who?

And yeah, Oregon number seems low.

1 hour ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Who will be scout team RB this week?

An armored personnel carrier borrowed from Ft Cavazos

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

According to who?

And yeah, Oregon number seems low.

They have to beat Ohio State and likely us just to get there. Tough road. But OSUs is the sameish so not sure why they’re 10% more.

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

If you can find it watch the Bluebonnet Bowl from 1987.

Tackling Iron Head was like trying to tackle a VW Beetle.

40 carries for 117 yards. 2.9 ypc long run of 16 yards. I’m lost, what am I missing that’s so kick ass about that?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

According to who?

Miss Cleo

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They have to beat Ohio State and likely us just to get there. Tough road. But OSUs is the sameish so not sure why they’re 10% more.

Because the vast majority of analytical systems say Ohio State should be favored by even more over Oregon than the current point spread. 

4 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

40 carries for 117 yards. 2.9 ypc long run of 16 yards. I’m lost, what am I missing that’s so kick ass about that?

The first half.

Shit i am old.

Seems like he was killing us in the first half and we stuffed him in the second half.

But……I don’t know what day it is nor do I give a fuck.

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The first half.

Shit i am old.

Seems like he was killing us in the first half and we stuffed him in the second half.

But……I don’t know what day it is nor do I give a fuck.

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25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

According to who?

And yeah, Oregon number seems low.

According to a Lanning ghost writer.

11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The first half.

Shit i am old.

Seems like he was killing us in the first half and we stuffed him in the second half.

But……I don’t know what day it is nor do I give a fuck.

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58 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

 

Their musky pelts were as big as their hair.  

What a time to be alive.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Their musky pelts were as big as their hair.  

What a time to be alive.

I noticed Tony Siragusa was on that team. 

Skattebo's name always makes me thing of this song I loved in the 90's.

 

2 hours ago, Victorious1 said:

My son is in his 3rd year at ASU, quite the shit talker already, lol.  I've watched about half of their games this season and would say probably best to slow down and contain Skattebo at the line before he gets started.  As someone said, he's a bowling ball in the open field, and runs low and punishes DB's.  He has not faced a team with the size and speed of Texas.  On the QB Leavitt, he was shaky at the first of the season but he's gained confidence.  No doubt Texas has the better talent at every position and just needs to win each battle.

Quite a few Texas transfers ended up at ASU:

Xavion Alford DB

Jake Smith WR

Troy Omeire WR

J'Modd Tapp DL

Prince Dorbah DL

Zac Swanson DL

Jake smith still plays?  Didn’t he sign with strong? Lol

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