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My company is looking for someone to spearhead our marketing efforts at our marketing firm.

 

We handle all kinds of marketing stuff for companies. I lead sales efforts.

 

We sell guns and handle the marketing for the manufacturers.

 

If interested send me a PM.

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Huh. I guess it's never too early for a marketing firm to bring on a marketing guy.

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Huh. I guess it's never to early for a marketing firm to bring on a marketing guy.

Sounds like they are just a lean efficient firm. Don’t want a bunch of bloat and dead weight slowing them down
4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Why do you need a marketing guy? I thought Fleshlights sold themselves.

It's the new "open carry" campaign

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

6 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

Handcruser, here’s your man. 

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Handcruser, here’s your man. 

Don't forget the rich latina demographic. Or wanna appear rich. Go with the Selena line.

Selena Sleak. Maybe Sig would get on that. the Sig Selena line. Rounds like her ass, powerful.

10 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I think gun manufacturers can make huge gains in market share with women by making guns a branded fashion accessory, like shoes or purses. Get co-marketing deals with leading fashion brands like Coach, Gucci, Prada etc. and make the guns with custom finishes and trim specced out by designers from that industry.

 

Did you think the gun dorks hadn’t already done this? Instead of doing it legally, they just do it in violation of copyright laws.

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54 minutes ago, royiv said:

Did you think the gun dorks hadn’t already done this? Instead of doing it legally, they just do it in violation of copyright laws.

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*trademark

4 hours ago, Handcruser said:

 

My company is looking for someone to spearhead our marketing efforts at our marketing firm.

 

We handle all kinds of marketing stuff for companies. I lead sales efforts.

 

We sell guns and handle the marketing for the manufacturers.

 

If interested send me a PM.

 

I handle marketing and web domains. I have reserved:

http://www.besthugeglocks.com for you.

PM me for my payment details.  

Thanks for the opportunity, but I never postured myself as a three-piece suit type.

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Thanks for the opportunity, but I never postured myself as a three-piece suit type.

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

Why not add small coffins to the line….ya know, think outside the box.

 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Don't forget the rich latina demographic. Or wanna appear rich. Go with the Selena line.

Selena Sleak. Maybe Sig would get on that. the Sig Selena line. Rounds like her ass, powerful.

I gave up hunting a long time ago but you’ve got me ready to buy one of these!!  

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

I'd need to refresh all my acronyms. Strac Troopers are TDY to Jupiter with acronyms, and no 19DeltaEchoNiner worth his MRE would undo his slide-fastener, interlocking to expel an O1's worth of Bad Liquid Ideas from his gun without some acronymish suppressive fire, TBH.

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd need to refresh all my acronyms. Strac Troopers are TDY to Jupiter with acronyms, and no 19DeltaEchoNiner worth his MRE would undo his slide-fastener, interlocking to expel an O1's worth of Bad Liquid Ideas from his gun without some acronymish suppressive fire, TBH.

We got faith in you. Just hang around a gun show near Fort (insert new name) and listen to all the guys who were in Group. They know whats up, except for selection.

Reminds me I need to know what all my male inlaws shoot. I got the women jewelry, now I need brass and lead for the men's Christmas presents.

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

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On 12/23/2024 at 7:56 PM, InkaUtexas said:

It is marketing and guns. All you need are black 5.11 shirts and knock off desert cargo pants. Add in some high-tech boots that fall apart in real use. Good to go.

 

And biceps.  Must have biceps. 

17 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

And biceps.  Must have biceps. 

But miss leg day.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

But miss leg day.

Precisely. 

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