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Merry Christmas, a Cool Yule, or Whatever Makes You Happy Day to all you perverts. 

Five years ago in Brussels..,

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

I celebrate Kwanzaa and Chinese New Year.

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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about em

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

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1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Hey Roring, jag har en tums penis. 

Merry Christmas bilinguals! 

Ja….ja….ja!

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1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

One of my favorite carols.

Got stood up on a stage in 11th grade and taught to sing that. Knew about as much French as a house cat at the time, but still remember that oboe < hautbois = "high wood."

I woulda thought it meant "duck quacker."

 

Frohe Weihnachten

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 A Møøse once bit my sister 

Driving the family through RMNP, we came upon a line of parked cars, with people milling about. When the teens saw the moose, out of the car they went. My wife followed. When I saw the calf, I busily hurried the ladies back into the vehicle. Happily, that mama wasn’t perturbed by the dozen humans standing between her and her youngster. 

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Going through Yellowstone when I was in college, we stopped to see some magnificent elk near the road. Some idiot picked a whole bunch of tall grass, made it into a bouquet, and started walking to the elk like he was gonna feed it.

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 I started screaming at him that he was “an idiot and he could die in a second….get away from the elk!”

His large hausfrau started ya-ya-ing at me rudely, while walking toward the two with a polaroid.  The elk started shaking his antlers, and pawing the ground.  I thought the idiot was dead, but the elk made a quick 180 and headed for the tree line.

The wife said I ruined the picture.

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Feliz Natal e boas festas,  seus animais nojentos! 

(from the non-Portuguese town of Lillehammer)

Good morning, it’s 345 in the most beautiful spot on the planet and I’m up with my pup.  Merry Christmas and may you wake up to lumps of coal in your stockings.

Merry Christmas or whatever crazy cult holiday you weirdos choose to celebrate!! For the folks who are parents I have this gif to share!

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On 12/23/2024 at 10:54 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about em

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And Merry Christmas to all you non believers...

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As my ancestors used to say in the Old Country, “Verkauf mir deine Frauen!”

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