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Then, you begin think you’ve used more than you actually did, thus questioning your sobriety.


Which is how you know it’s been a good fishing trip.
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    Flipped a board just outside of Austin and found 2 Coachwhips and one Western Diamondback.  The buzz worm tagged one of the coachwhips and he took of.  I can't find anything definitive on whether thei

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    Awesome ratsnake SurlyBDR. Well, it was a very active day out in the Katy Prairie.  I figured it would be a good day to go with all the rain that we had, but wasn't expecting all the flooding.  I

  • Patricio Swayze
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    I thought I was going to find a bunch of cool snakes today.  Only saw two ribbon snakes.  However, one was being eaten by a hawk, so that is pretty cool.  Not the best or sharpest shots, but still coo

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22 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Sally Jessy Raphael?

That's a strange name for a snek.

19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Obviously she can take the length.

I'm only seeing she can take the tip....

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I'm only seeing she can take the tip....

Sheeeeeeet. Bleach blonde hair and leather couch? Bitch is taking the length.
On 7/15/2018 at 8:46 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

Any of you east Texas Nancy boys ever come across a timber rattler? Closest to me that I have heard of sightings of them já the woodlands.

I found one on our ranch in Brazoria County about 10-15 years ago.    I haven't seen one since. 

Must be a frog in her throat and snake is helping her out. 

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Must be a frog in her throat and snake is helping her out. 

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On 8/11/2018 at 3:07 PM, Homesickhorn said:

Saw this big fucker this morning while walking to the boat. I’m pretty sure the Lakeway Marina is missing one of their ducks.
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Look at that water clarity, damn Zebra Mussels.

 

22 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

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"And I will strike down upon thee with Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothas."

 

Snek don't care 

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Cody was so weak after the bite his friend, also called Cody, had to carry him out of the church

Also they should be holding up sugar instead of snakes in the air that's the true danger to that congregation...good lord.

On 8/11/2018 at 3:07 PM, Homesickhorn said:

Saw this big fucker this morning while walking to the boat. I’m pretty sure the Lakeway Marina is missing one of their ducks.
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I saw that one at the marina too.  Hard to find a more satiated animal.

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I saw that one at the marina too.  Hard to find a more satiated animal.

Challenge accepted:

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Swayze:

How do you post pictures?

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Swayze:
How do you post pictures?

There is a thread in the Board Discussion forum about posting images. If that doesn’t help, let me know. Got my hands full with an infant.

Second member of that family that's gotten hurt.  Talk about snake bit.

Don’t have pics but two rattlesnakes killed in the grass in Steiner Ranch, right next to a parking area.

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sneky milk snek goes shopping for milk in New York:

 

Laura Walitsky wrote on Facebook that after arriving at the

Pittsford Wegmans around 6:30 p.m. Monday, she grabbed a cart and began perusing the produce. She was picking out “some broccoli, some grapes, peaches and … choosing my plums” when her daughter said, “Uh, Mom, there’s a snake on the cart.”

Wait. What?

Indeed, a small reptile had wrapped itself around the bottom of Walitsky’s cart (where shoppers often put heavy or bulky items).

The Pittsford resident remained calm.

“We walked the cart outside,” she explained via Facebook Messenger, and “I sent my daughter in to tell someone at customer service.”

Then Walitsky spotted two Helping Hands workers and “flagged them over.”

“I said, ‘What do you think we should do with this?’ One ran in to get a manager.”

Walitsky praised the Wegmans employees who responded to the situation, saying they “were definitely surprised, but stayed calm” too.

Although Walitsky must be a special kind of calm because she had the presence of mind to snap a couple pictures of the wayward creature.

It isn’t clear how the snake wound up on the cart. But Bradley Cosentino, an associate professor of biology at Hobart and William Smith Colleges, called it a "cool find!" after viewing Walitsky's photographs. 

Cosentino, who is helping organize an effort to monitor the populations of New York amphibians and reptiles, including snakes, identified the creature as a milk snake.

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https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2018/08/28/snake-pittsford-wegmans-cart/1119695002/

8 hours ago, miguelito said:

was he handing out religious fliers?

Actually, he’d be perfect for Saturday mornings.  Keep the Jehovah’s Witnesses visits to a minimum.  

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Lil' rattler.

he came out of that hole in the corner of the wall and step.  he, his mom, dad, and 50 siblings live inside the walls of your home.  congrats, peta thanks you for being kind to animals.

Or he’s patiently waiting for Jerry to come out of the hole. 

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Sara's more of a man than a lot of posters here.  But she probably smells like shit.

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Sara's more of a man than a lot of posters here.  But she probably smells like shit.
Yep. I'm shooting the chicken and the snake.

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Snake just wants to cuddle after choking his chicken. 

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