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On 12/23/2018 at 7:05 AM, Netzer said:

 

I'm thinking my place could look like that.

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    Flipped a board just outside of Austin and found 2 Coachwhips and one Western Diamondback.  The buzz worm tagged one of the coachwhips and he took of.  I can't find anything definitive on whether thei

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    Awesome ratsnake SurlyBDR. Well, it was a very active day out in the Katy Prairie.  I figured it would be a good day to go with all the rain that we had, but wasn't expecting all the flooding.  I

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    I thought I was going to find a bunch of cool snakes today.  Only saw two ribbon snakes.  However, one was being eaten by a hawk, so that is pretty cool.  Not the best or sharpest shots, but still coo

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I hate rattlers as much as the next guy, but it's kind of a shame to kill an old-timer like that.  Probably didn't even have all his teeth left (someone else can verify that).

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That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

Killing needlessly is pathetic.

Whatever. He was 2 weeks shy of dying by javelina anyways. Better him than whatever else he decided to bite. 

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

 

12 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

Leave your mom out of this.

21 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

That’s just fucking dumb unless it was a nuisance. Even, relocate it. People are such pussies.

Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

29 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

Gentrification

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Gentrification

Nice.......  very anti snekist, but funny.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Unless it was in your back yard, near your kids or posing imminent danger, why do you need to kill or relocate it ?

Can we not assume that the snake WAS in the backyard, near children or posing imminent danger?

33 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Can we not assume that the snake WAS in the backyard, near children or posing imminent danger?

Oh for damn sure you can, and then I SAY KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL !!  Anyway back to reality.....my comments are just in the abstract, respect life kind of philosophy.

3 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Yeah well fuck a rattler! Non poisonous belly crawlers get a pass, the poisonous ones get the hoe.

 

Venomous 

9 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh for damn sure you can, and then I SAY KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL !!  Anyway back to reality.....my comments are just in the abstract, respect life kind of philosophy.

 

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Relocate? Without an environmental impact study? You just gonna upset an entire ecosystem 'cause you don't have the balls to kill a poisonous snake? What kind of nature hater are you?

You are a giant wuss. I have killed plenty of snakes. I have also slated plenty of pussy,, which I doubt you have considering you are a spineless fuck.

Also, venomous is the word you are looking for you uneducated fuck.
6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


You are a giant wuss. I have killed plenty of snakes. I have also slated plenty of pussy,, which I doubt you have considering you are a spineless fuck.

Also, venomous is the word you are looking for you uneducated fuck.

That's complex. Avoiding the issue while lobbing hand grenades. Seems like a pussy move to me.

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That's complex. Avoiding the issue while lobbing hand grenades. Seems like a pussy move to me.

Take the tampex pussy.
3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Take the tampex pussy.

Can't you just relocate it?

Yeah my bad! The fucking snake with venom gets the hoe or the 357. 

 

Venomous snakes make venomous snake babies. Just because it’s not in your yard today, doesn’t mean it or its offspring won’t be there tomorrow. I suppose this dumb argument has merit if you’re in the middle of a desert hundreds of miles from civilization, but other than that...kill em.

5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Caught this little Rough Earthsnake the other day. Never caught one before.

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The "Pretzel Hold", there's only one way to get out of it.

7 minutes ago, Reagan1k said:

Worlds collide - Snake uses Spider tail to hunt - Have fun sleeping tonight.

 

 

That ain't right

Bird was stupid. 

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Ain't going near no spider, that looks anything like that, so kinda cool.  Still, nature you scary.

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how did bird not catch on the first time

Ever heard of the expression “bird brain”.*













*does not apply to genus Corvus.
15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

how did bird not catch on the first time

 

15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

how did bird not catch on the first time

Tricksy snake tail

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-46996559

 

An Australian woman "jumped off her seat" after being bitten by a snake on the toilet, a reptile handler says.

Helen Richards, 59, received the non-venomous strike in the dark at a relative's house in Brisbane on Tuesday.

She received minor puncture wounds from the 1.5m (5ft) carpet python.

Handler Jasmine Zeleny, who retrieved the reptile, said it was common to find snakes seeking water in toilets during hot weather.

Ms Richards told local media she had felt a "sharp tap".

"I jumped up with my pants down and turned around to see what looked like a longneck turtle receding back into the bowl," she told The Courier Mail newspaper.

The existence of a snake called a “spider tailed viper” is basically just nature’s “go fuck yourself, bitch” play. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Carpet python = carpet muncher? 

 

It retreated, so obviously no carpet was found. 

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

The existence of a snake called a “spider tailed viper” is basically just nature’s “go fuck yourself, bitch” play. 

Well better than one that has a triple meat from whataburger as a tail and is 11ft long.

10 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well better than one that has a triple meat from whataburger as a tail and is 11ft long. 

 

Gotdamn we're all gonna die.

34 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

pos rep for putting snek vid in snek thread this time

you're welcome, blacklab.  🙂

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

 

Sheryl’s She Shed Scorching “jumps to the house” 

On 1/30/2019 at 8:48 AM, crash_davis said:

 

That's terrifying.  That girl is clearly a witch or something.

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