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On 6/2/2019 at 6:05 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Damn, that’s a pretty one.

my thought too when I saw it.  Yes, really.

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    Flipped a board just outside of Austin and found 2 Coachwhips and one Western Diamondback.  The buzz worm tagged one of the coachwhips and he took of.  I can't find anything definitive on whether thei

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    Awesome ratsnake SurlyBDR. Well, it was a very active day out in the Katy Prairie.  I figured it would be a good day to go with all the rain that we had, but wasn't expecting all the flooding.  I

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    I thought I was going to find a bunch of cool snakes today.  Only saw two ribbon snakes.  However, one was being eaten by a hawk, so that is pretty cool.  Not the best or sharpest shots, but still coo

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Just outside Mullin, TX in Mills County. Part of my little ranch is the old oak savannah cross timbers. I
 

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Sorry its kinda jumpy - I'm zoomed in quite a bit

 

 

 

 

There may be some heavy breathing in this audio and I am sure it is not at all because I lifted the expanded steel lid and jumped out of my skin. 

 

54 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Roach-Clip the coach-whip.

Channeling your inner John Goodman? 

15 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Where are you? That’s one photogenic coachwhip. Actually would be cool to get a macro shot of those scales. Very cool.

Would be very cool indeed. Gorgeous snek specimen. 

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Apparently a black tail rattlesnake was found near Austin yesterday or the day before. First one in like 60 years.

 

Lulz, just saw the video above. Obviously it wasn’t her first time handling a large black snake. Queue the Full Metal Jacket references.

Just finished off a beer and a dog at the turn? 

What did he shoot on that hole? Don’t matter, looks like he won because he has his skin!
3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Apparently a black tail rattlesnake was found near Austin yesterday or the day before. First one in like 60 years.

 

Lulz, just saw the video above. Obviously it wasn’t her first time handling a large black snake. Queue the Full Metal Jacket references.

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On 6/6/2019 at 2:13 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

That girl, I like that girl.

Sum Ting Wong?

On 6/6/2019 at 4:37 PM, Zwylde said:

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There goes the neighborhood...

That girl, I like that girl.


She’s wife material.


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2 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 


She’s wife material.


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If the BBC didn't phase her, then y'all ain't got a chance...

I was out riding my bike Saturday, and I came across a nice big rat snek.  It was either a rat snek or black mamba.  I just got my bike tuned up, so the gears and brakes were working like a charm.  I was on a small dirt trail, about 18" wide, and I came around a corner to see a black snake crossing the trail.  I couldn't see the head or tail, just snake.

Here's the section of trail, no snake in the picture.  But you can see the vegetation on each side.  Imagine seeing a snake stretched across the dirt part here:

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So I squeezed the shit out of both brakes, and almost went flying over the handlebars, onto the snake.  I managed to turn the front wheel, and almost broke my ankle trying to catch myself from falling into the grass, where snake lives.  I watched the snake's tail drag across the trail, and I heard it in the brush.  Within a few seconds, this thing had slithered about 15' away, and started climbing a fucking cedar tree.  Before I knew it, it was 10' up in the tree.

 

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I'll spoiler the full version if you want to see it, but it's not much clearer. 

 

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Based on the rattle-less tail, dark markings, and white belly, I think it's a rat snake.  But it could be a mamba.  I was impressed at how quickly it got up that tree.

 

My next bike:

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48 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I was out riding my bike Saturday, and I came across a nice big rat snek.  It was either a rat snek or black mamba.  I just got my bike tuned up, so the gears and brakes were working like a charm.  I was on a small dirt trail, about 18" wide, and I came around a corner to see a black snake crossing the trail.  I couldn't see the head or tail, just snake.

Here's the section of trail, no snake in the picture.  But you can see the vegetation on each side.  Imagine seeing a snake stretched across the dirt part here:

20190608-132114-1200.jpg

 

 

So I squeezed the shit out of both brakes, and almost went flying over the handlebars, onto the snake.  I managed to turn the front wheel, and almost broke my ankle trying to catch myself from falling into the grass, where snake lives.  I watched the snake's tail drag across the trail, and I heard it in the brush.  Within a few seconds, this thing had slithered about 15' away, and started climbing a fucking cedar tree.  Before I knew it, it was 10' up in the tree.

 

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I'll spoiler the full version if you want to see it, but it's not much clearer. 

 

 

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Based on the rattle-less tail, dark markings, and white belly, I think it's a rat snake.  But it could be a mamba.  I was impressed at how quickly it got up that tree.

 

My next bike:

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Oh anything that big has to be a mamba...  l

On 6/3/2019 at 6:55 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Where are you? That’s one photogenic coachwhip. Actually would be cool to get a macro shot of those scales. Very cool.

This close enough for you?

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Buddy of mine is renovating a place in Atlanta on the river so I went to check it out today and saw this big boy.

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Probably about a 6’ black rat snek. Didn’t get a chance to grab him before he cruised under the deck.

About an hour ago I was looking out the window at some lizards.  They were acting funny and were sitting on the leaf tops of a Desert Rose I have in a pot.  As I was looking I noticed 5 different lizards each perch on a separate bunch of leaves at the top of the plant.    That's really strange and I hadn't seen them doing this before..like ever.   Then I see a Snek slide up to the pot and start up the base of the plant (from the bottom of the pot to the top of the Desert Rose where all the lizards are now is about 28"-36" or so)  The head of the snek gets about half way to the top and then launches, catching a big ol lizard.  The snek just hauls ass into a hedge and disappears in a flash.  Pretty cool to watch.

 

Looked him up to see if he needed a shovel massage...  nope Southern Black Racer (not my pic)

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So the lizards just got together and played duck duck goose? Loser gets eaten

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

So the lizards just got together and played duck duck goose? Loser gets eaten

The reason I payed attention was that the lizards looked like they were playing the floor(grass) is lava.  They were even sitting extended up in the air, I guess to get a better look.  That strike was so fast...it was impressive, Snek not fucking around.

That’s awesome. I’d keep a close watch the next few days and try to catch the next meal on film. That snek ain’t leaving until all the lizards are gone 

10 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Beautiful 

Make a nice wallet or belt.

7 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Make a nice wallet or belt.

Snakeskin condoms, baby wear 'em on yer dick... who do you love......

A couple of nights ago

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Pulled him off of the post and put him in the pasture about 50 yards from the house.

Next morning

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Took him down to the lake, you can see part of it at the top of this pic, about 400 yards away. He returned this morning so I put him in a bucket and took him to the golf course. I figured he could eat vermin around the cart sheds.

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Let him go

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And the SOB made a beeline for my golfcart and crawled behind the airbox.

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I pulled him out and put him in one of our maintenance sheds.

Before you criticize my deck, and it does look sorry, we are rebuilding and painting it. You can see the top of my radial arm saw in the 2nd pic.

 

you've imprinted on him.  too late.  

I’m thinking there’s some vermin for him to eat around your house. Let him do his job, and he’ll eventually move on

That's why I have barn cats. I also have 7 kittens (less than 3 weeks old) on the front porch. I don't want the snek to reduce the mouser numbers.

There is a bird nest under the eaves that the snake was after. The wife would be pissed if anything happened to her birds. Some type of swallow that eats bugs so it is allowed to build there.

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1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

That's why I have barn cats. I also have 7 kittens (less than 3 weeks old) on the front porch. I don't want the snek to reduce the mouser numbers.

There is a bird nest under the eaves that the snake was after. The wife would be pissed if anything happened to her birds. Some type of swallow that eats bugs so it is allowed to build there.

7 kittens you say ?  Yer gonna need a bigger snek.

2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

That's why I have barn cats. I also have 7 kittens (less than 3 weeks old) on the front porch.

Maybe snek was just trying to get a good seat for the show? 

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