May 22, 20187 yr I'm not sure I could ever come back from a ninja tree dropping rattlesnake attack. I'd probably never go outside again.
May 22, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, bschoolprof said: I'm not sure I could ever come back from a ninja tree dropping rattlesnake attack. I'd probably never go outside again. Right? At that point...I'm out. Just plain out. On everything.
May 22, 20187 yr On 5/12/2018 at 10:49 AM, Hollywood said: This guy crossed my path this morning while walking the dog: Texas Rat Snek? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Odd looking snake. Not a rat or bull snake. I think it is a hognose.
May 22, 20187 yr 51 minutes ago, bschoolprof said: I'm not sure I could ever come back from a ninja tree dropping rattlesnake attack. I'd probably never go outside again. 11 or 12 years old in a small dingy at a fresh water marina complex. We're cruising around and under the docks (low tide) . As we pass close by a dock pylon I look up to my right, and about 12" from my head is a decent sized snake (18-24" probably) coiled up on a ledge right above my head. I don't think I've ever moved so fast in the opposite direction in my life. Turned out to just be a black snake, but 12" from your head, and it might as well have been a Momba. How I didn't piss and shit my pants is a mystery to this day...
May 22, 20187 yr Does kind of explain why no one has wiped the dust off of the air conditioner since 2007.
May 22, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Trey3216 said: He's gonna take it from the MS-13 member he's about to bite. in that case I root for snek.
May 22, 20187 yr 50 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: in that case I root for snek. 1) snek build wall 2) snek disarm bad hombres 3)???? 4) profit
May 22, 20187 yr On 5/12/2018 at 4:58 PM, ChickenSandwich said: Damn imgur. Had. Huge rat snake make an S curve and open his mouth on my lab at Walnut Creek today. Same coloring. Will post when I figure that out.
May 23, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, miguelito said: nice little checkered garter snek shit, does this work?: http://i.imgur.com/iV29OPU.jpg
May 23, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, miguelito said: shit, does this work?: http://i.imgur.com/iV29OPU.jpg These are the scariest sneks, can't even fuckin' see 'em.
May 23, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, miguelito said: damn. well, imagine this guy, but less scary: Pretty snek, as long as he's more than a few feet away. What are you using for image hosting ?
May 23, 20187 yr Imgur - I know, I know, it doesn't work too good. But I've not had the problems that others have had. I figured it was just everyone else fucking up. I just wanted to show a picture of a checkered garter snake!
May 23, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, miguelito said: Imgur - I know, I know, it doesn't work too good. But I've not had the problems that others have had. I figured it was just everyone else fucking up. I just wanted to show a picture of a checkered garter snake! I haven't been able to post from Imgur. Using tinypics, it's a photobucket owned site so trust isnt too high, but it works
May 23, 20187 yr Until recently, I wasn't having problems with other people's imgur pictures not already in my cache, or posting pics from imgur. Seems like it was an intermittent issue, or tapa only, or chrome only, or...
May 23, 20187 yr Turns out that rattlesnake didn't jump out of a tree. Croc Dundee thought it was a gator, paddled over and picked it up. Nice video at the link: "What kind of guy is your brother?" "A glorious idiot." http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/38243373/upstate-man-bitten-3-times-by-rattlesnake-after-it-fell-from-a-tree-while-he-was-kayaking Quote An Upstate man has been released from intensive care after being bitten by a rattlesnake three times while kayaking on the Edisto River. Michael Adams, 28, was kayaking on an annual camping trip when family members said he was bitten three times on the hand by the rattlesnake. The group traveled to the nearest landing and called 911. Colleton County Fire and Rescue officials initially said that the snake fell from a tree and onto Adams, but his brothers said Tuesday that he yanked the snake out of the river because he thought it was an alligator. "When somebody yelled they’d seen an alligator, he decided he was going to go after it and it turned out to be a snake and he still grabbed it," his brother, Kyle Colquitt said. "He reached in, grabbed it and it bit him three times in the hand. He turned around and said, ‘Well, it bit me,’ and we started paddling.” They stopped at the first house they saw as Adams' hand began swelling. According to WCSC, Colleton County Fire and Rescue officials say the medic arrived about 12 minutes later and began treating Adams. The Colleton Medical Center was contacted and had anti-venom available. Adams, who is an army vet, and his family live in Anderson, South Carolina. They said he was in critical condition at MUSC in Charleston on breathing machines Monday, but is expected to make a full recovery. On Tuesday the family said he was released from intensive care, but there are concerns about possible nerve damage from the snake bite. If all goes as planned, Adams is expected to return home Wednesday or Thursday. Edited May 23, 20187 yr by clapclapclap
May 23, 20187 yr Sorry, cant embed. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10216693245511326&id=1466860972
May 24, 20187 yr Sorry, cant embed. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10216693245511326&id=1466860972Triangular head?
May 24, 20187 yr On 5/22/2018 at 8:21 AM, Uncle Nate said: Fuck this... http://www.live5news.com/story/38240484/kayaker-in-critical-condition-after-rattlesnake-falls-out-of-tree-and-bites-him-on-edisto-river Some people are too stupid to live.
May 24, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, bmbmd said: Some people are too stupid to live. If only that was actually true. Edited May 24, 20187 yr by TxEx99
May 24, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: Sorry, cant embed. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10216693245511326&id=1466860972 That girl is a bad ass.
May 24, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, bmbmd said: Some people are too stupid to live. The other brother's quote is good also: Hopefully, he learned something from this but I doubt it.
May 24, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, bmbmd said: Some people are too stupid to live. She handles big snek with no fear. Like your mom.
May 24, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Dbeasy said: Triangular head? Diamondback water snakes will flatten their head making it look triangular. Edited May 24, 20187 yr by Jerry Callo
May 24, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, South Austin said: Fuck those parents. What if it's a pet snek?! Edited May 24, 20187 yr by UDontKnow
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