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How the fuck should I know.

Edited by Parliament

Tell me about an ambush! Tell me about an ambush! I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

Excuse me.  Could you tell me how to find the post office?

You worried about saving your own skin?

Yeah, I am. It covers my body

Almost a bit of raspberry jam back there, eh!

Got the swag, kept the money, job well done. That's a fact! That is a fact.

How’d they finally get you?

They gave me a grasshopper. 

I'm leakin'

and then later on... if you dont mind I am going to go ahead and pass out. 

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4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

They gave me a grasshopper. 

What's a grasshopper?

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

What's a grasshopper?

Let's see, that's, uh, two part gin, two part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...

The Ronin could have hired themselves to new masters. They could have fought for themselves. But they chose honor. They chose myth.

 

They chose wrong.

Just one of my favorite films ever. Maybe the best car chases of all time (yes I’ve seen Bullitt don’t @ me). Love that generation of Audi S8. 
 

“Where do I know you from?”

”Vienna”

”Of course…”

That one little exchange provided so much context. 

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