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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.

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Arky, Aggy AND Gooner all playing in bowl games on the 27th.

Go Navy, USC and Tech.

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30 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally?

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

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Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

Isn't A&M Hitler? I mean they have the Hitler youth and brown shirts.

 

Hitlerjugend Youtube

 

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24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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it really is the lesser of two evils, like cheering for Stalin against Hitler

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33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

The Japanese Hillbillies. I guess Arkansas could be Japan. I'm still working on OU.

 

3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Not so fast Kimosabe

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I would say that the battle is for who is #4 in the state of Texas. 

Rapelor currently has #3 wrapped up.

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'll be damned. That does sound like Arkansas

That’s The Great Kabuki’s music!

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy. 

6 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

Aggy should be playing Tech for the third best TX team trophy and OU should be playing USC for returning Riley under warranty dispute case.

Now that is good. A+ dude!

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. 

They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They later claimed it was in support of the miners that got trapped but of course that was bullshit 

That was real?

I will be literally staying up until 1:30am to see the ending of USC A&M.  Not

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was real?

That a bullshit story was really made up by the Ags to explain something embarrassing? I think you know the answer to that. 

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

it really is the lesser of two evils, like cheering for Stalin against Hitler

or lesser of two weevils

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Props to @Rimbo for recognizing the significance of this convergence. But I do think "Axis of Evil" grants these assholes an air of gravitas they don't deserve right now. I therefore propose that they be at least temporarily referred to as that: a mere Axis of Assholes.

Perhaps with an additional modifier or two thrown in. Amateurish? Bungling?  Axis of Assholes does have a succinct, crisp accuracy to it.

And as pre-kickoff argument for the historically inclined, let me just throw out there the idea that the original Axis eventually included Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Croatia, Finland, and even Thailand. One or more of those are probably better parallels for our numbnuts football neighbors.

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

or lesser of two weevils

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My sons and I LOVE that movie. 

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

A&M is literally PeeWee Herman Mussolini.

5 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why do they have a Chilean flag?

Their preferred country of refuge should they be driven out of the country, God willing?

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Surly already claims the Axis of Assholes title.

Good point. But aren't we more of a confederation?

8 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Their preferred country of refuge should they be driven out of the country, God willing?

absolutely not!

far upstream in the amazonian basin

@immamac thread merge

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Arky, Aggy AND Gooner all playing in bowl games on the 27th.

Go Navy, USC and Tech.

What about SEC, SEC, SEC?

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

What about SEC, SEC, SEC?

 

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Surly already claims the Axis of Assholes title.

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I want pig over Tech. Fuck those sand aggies. 

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Yes! Literally.

OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Speaking of Mussolini, I’ve got a cool Italian rifle from WWII in great condition.

Never fired, but dropped once.

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31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think A&M is a great parallel for Mussolini. Both suffered/suffer from delusions of grandeur, were/are fraudsters who value show and posturing over actual achievement and failed/fail at virtually everything they did/do.    

Right?

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37 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I want pig over Tech. Fuck those sand aggies. 

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No. Seriously, no. Trust me on this. No no no.

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4 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

A&M is literally PeeWee Herman Mussolini.

Leave Pee Wee out of this.

He is and was more important than aggy will ever be.

Yeah Pee Wee Herman always comes out on top.  He is not a loser.  Aggy personifies loserness.  Even when they win a battle, they still find a way to lose the war.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Leave Pee Wee out of this.

He is and was more important than aggy will ever be.

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Yes! Literally.
OU is literally Hitler. A&M is literally Mussolini. Arkansas is literally Japan.
Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.
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1 minute ago, ousux said:

Shut your whore mouth!

Japan is pretty awesome, Arky not so much. The aggy/Mussolini comp is pretty spot on though.

I'm talking about 1930s Japan here, not the modern incarnation.

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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No. Seriously, no. Trust me on this. No no no.

 

You can't expect to beat the Japanese Hillbillies. They are all hopped up on Sake shine and their Kamikaze crop dusters crashing into their enemies. Banzai ya'll!

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