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    So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today?  That’s a shame!    

  • I can only speak for myself but I’m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. It’s more than a football conference. It’s a shared cult

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#1255

Lol. USC's QB can't get within 5 yards of a receiver more than 8 yards down field, but still throws TDs against Aggy. 

#1257
8 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I’m sure they requested their dick pill products to be in a separate commercial block away from those cleft palate ads. 

Yeah, when I saw that commercial, I switched it over to the Nintendo and told my kid we'll play golf or bowling or something for another 15 minutes before he goes to bed.

Really didn't want my kid seeing that (and thankfully he was oblivious to it, but some day I'll explain to him that it encapsulated aggy in a nutshell.

#1258
Just now, mdmost said:

USC belongs to the Axis of Mediocrity. Other members include Iowa and Nebraska. 

It's a shame the B1G went divisionless.  They fit in perfectly in the west.

#1259
1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I want Reed to play just well enough to bait the ags in believing he is the guy and not bring a portal qb in. 

Too late, they already have 

#1260
5 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

USC's QB better learn how & when to slide.

...and when to/not to throw out of bounds

#1261
1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I want Reed to play just well enough to bait the ags in believing he is the guy and not bring a portal qb in. 

Don’t the have that AI generated guy come in? The shirtless cowboy guy?

#1262
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

USC belongs to the Axis of Mediocrity. Other members include Iowa and Nebraska. 

And now OU...

#1264

The Brock Osweiler "Fantastic " Drinking Game needs to be a thing

Edit - he just said it again after the commercial.  At least 3 times on the last 3 minutes 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

#1265
Just now, Laxtonto said:

And now OU...

My Okie relatives are pretty sure Gundy is on the way out or is going to have to take a massive paycut, and that OU either turns it around next year or he's gone as well.

#1267
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, when I saw that commercial, I switched it over to the Nintendo and told my kid we'll play golf or bowling or something for another 15 minutes before he goes to bed.

Really didn't want my kid seeing that (and thankfully he was oblivious to it, but some day I'll explain to him that it encapsulated aggy in a nutshell.

You don't want him to see cleft palates? That's a little insensitive. 

#1270
30 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I love that they have to play in this shithole game

Amazing how things have changed. I had a roommate that played Div 1 football in the '70s and he said his team voted down going to the Sun Bowl.

#1271

USC has a MASH unit in their O line and they are still able to run on these fuck knuckles.   I love it.  

#1272
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Bottom-right is the kinkiest one

Is removing your kidney to sell it considered kinky?

#1273

I'm trying to understand what that aggy DB was doing there.

He had the perfect angle to just force the USC WR out of bounds. It was like he was afraid of contact. 

#1274
1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

And now OU...

That would be highly over rated methinks.

#1275
Just now, Dahobbs said:

You don't want him to see cleft palates? That's a little insensitive. 

I don't even let him hang out with the peasants and you think I'm going to expose him to that?

#1277
Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm trying to understand what that aggy DB was doing there.

He had the perfect angle to just force the USC WR out of bounds. It was like he was afraid of contact. 

NCAA

#1281
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You don't want him to see cleft palates? That's a little insensitive. 

better than a friend with a cleft asshole

#1282
Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

Bundlé, Savé

They don't even pronounce savé correctly... things that make you surly thread that way, I know. 

#1284
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

What kind of idiotic play call was that?  

Elite pass to nobody

#1286
29 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

High Tide

congratulations.   You are more fucking annoying than the Dr Pepper commercials

You may fuck off. Fansville is great. 

We're still going to out recruit you. 


We have higher academic standards. 

#1289
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Is removing your kidney to sell it considered kinky?

I guess it depends on what you did with the earnings

#1291
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

What kind of idiotic play call was that?  

Kleinstein’d

#1292
Just now, mdmost said:

You may fuck off. Fansville is great. 

We're still going to out recruit you. 


We have higher academic standards. 

Mom would get it……

#1293
Just now, Js1 said:

Elite pass to nobody

I think it was to a stealth receiver-therefore it looked like nobody..

 

#1296
Just now, MrBig said:

The USC QB looks like Caleb Williams and Kenny Hill had a baby 

lol.   I was thinking the same thing.   

#1297
2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

ATM going away for the ONLY thing they can do on offense, which is run the ball.   
 

dilly dilly!

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#1298
7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

And now OU...

No, OU belongs to the Axis of Suck.

Always has.

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