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6 minutes ago, mdleast said:

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Bet your bottom dollarโ€ฆ

They don't have it. Had to give it to Jimbo already.

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  • So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today? ย Thatโ€™s a shame! ย  ย 

  • I can only speak for myself but Iโ€™m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. Itโ€™s more than a football conference. Itโ€™s a shared cult

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Well, Aggy being Aggy is apparently amusing on SEC rant

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gotta admit.. Im still not sure how NIL works but any of you rich fucks got some extra NIL coin laying around to send jakobi lane???? ย  ย lol

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I donโ€™t exactly know what you would call a Vandy fan dragging his nuts across Aggyโ€™s face, but I approve

USC was going to clock the ball to save their time out and Aggy calls time out.ย 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

We getting a call in show tonight?

Call in show is just done for home games.

They just did the Aggie highlights, including one defensive highlight from the winning USC final drive.๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Holy fuck that singing aggy land outfitters add on the radio show was terrible but so on point for them. ย 

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So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today? ย Thatโ€™s a shame!

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21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, the aggy team to watch next year closes out the '24 season losing 4 of their last 5, with that single win being over New Mexico State.

Elko is building a juggernaut.ย 

We are 8-5 just like Sark in year two, we are a year ahead of schedule you stupid sip!

Now doing the drive of the game, which was the first Texas Fighting Aggie touchdown, saying how nice it is to get off to a good start.

4 minutes ago, skilesare said:

In 10 minutes.ย  I'm going to go to bed.

Been moved back for 20 minutes now.

5 minutes ago, skilesare said:

In 10 minutes.ย  I'm going to go to bed.

My countdown timer just said 20 minutes now.ย  Lulz.

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I guess the game was on in Bandera.

Things have been delayed:

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3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

My countdown timer just said 20 minutes now.ย  Lulz.

Mine is below 16 minutes now. The radio guys sound like they are about to cry and reliving all the plays that would have won the game for Aggy.

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Now the radio guys are saying they had more injuries than anybody, but not trying to make excuses. This is pretty good Aggy misery and tears.

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10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

My countdown timer just said 20 minutes now.ย  Lulz.

It's gone live now.

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Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Mine is below 16 minutes now. The radio sound like they are about to cry and reliving all the plays that would have won the game for Aggy.

Including the refs giving socal a delay penalty--letting aggy D players walk back & forth "substituting" (but really just doing it to run out the play clock) where the refs wouldn't let socal snap the ball because aggy needed years to "substitute" fully.ย 

socal ran the TD pass on the next play, but elk/aggy knew exactly what they were doing.ย 

That substitution rule needs to be changed so defenses can't just fuck around with guys running indecisively on and off the field forever to cause an offensive delay-of-game penalty when the offense's sub took 5 seconds or less to complete.

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Now the radio guys are going into a season long whine fest of why Aggy has fallen off. It's a bitter time going from a win away from a SEC title game to 8-5. Elko though is the right guy, the future is bright, the whole typical Aggy Lucci list of good times are ahead.

The radio call in is what people are asking about, as Horns pretend to be Aggies and call in. That show is only after home games and after a loss is really funny.

42 minutes ago, Hozz said:

If somebody wrote about a fictional team that shit the bed and fucked things up the way aggy does over the course of 85 years or however fucking long its been, no one would buy it. ย It's uncanny.

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Steely Dan wrote a song all about them

Deacon Blues-

This is the day of the expanding playoffs
That big girlโ€˜s shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers, wild gamblers
That's all in the past
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line
Learn to work the rusty trombone
(I) I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die under a pile of wood
They got a name for the winners in the world
(I) I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Texum Aggy
(Deacon Blues)

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3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Now the radio guys are going into a season long whine fest of why Aggy has fallen off. It's a bitter time going from a win away from a SEC title game to 8-5. Elko though is the right guy, the future is bright, the whole typical Aggy Lucci list of good times are ahead.

The radio call in is what people are asking about, as Horns pretend to be Aggies and call in. That show is only after home games and after a loss is really funny.

Elko is less of a threat than Jimbo. At least Jimbo could recruit at an elite level.ย 

6 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Steely Dan wrote a song all about them

Deacon Blues-

This is the day of the expanding playoffs
That big girlโ€˜s shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers, wild gamblers
That's all in the past
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line
Learn to work the rusty trombone
(I) I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die under a pile of wood
They got a name for the winners in the world
(I) I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Texum Aggy
(Deacon Blues)

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Counterpoint

The Alan Parsons Project

aggy got tarred & feathered!ย  Lulz.

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Fell asleep on the couch early in the fourth. What did I miss?

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11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Fell asleep on the couch early in the fourth. What did I miss?

Aggy getting outscored 28-7 down the stretch complete with Elko calling a timeout on defense in the final drive that saved Riley's ass that led to the final touchdown. It was an absolute masterclass in choke artistry.

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

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<checks for hidden cameras>

What a glorious score to wake up to. No way I was watching it all here in Ft Lauderdale.ย 

I wouldnโ€™t disrupt my sleep schedule to watch Aggy, but ESPN says the attendance was 26k? ย Wow Aggies, this was Las Vegas, not Shreveport.

Which choke job did you enjoy more? OU had a 14 point lead and blew it while A&M had a 17 point lead and blew that. The SEC mouthvreathers don't like either school lol.

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Meanwhile after the game, the gomer go over what want wrong for them.

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I hate SC more than you hate aggy. I can almost guarantee it. ย Unless you hate them with every fiber of your being. ย Plus infinity.

Suck it, @Ssbruin !

I hope Lincoln serves ucla his best brisket for the next 10-years!
23 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Which choke job did you enjoy more? OU had a 14 point lead and blew it while A&M had a 17 point lead and blew that. The SEC mouthvreathers don't like either school lol.

must i choose?

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