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Hold up. Iโ€™m on the east coast and peaced out at 17-7 and USCโ€™s QB looking like a poor manโ€™s Hudson Card.ย 
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aggy lost? Hahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahagahahhaaha hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahahahahahbahahahahahahah hahahaha

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  • So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today? ย Thatโ€™s a shame! ย  ย 

  • I can only speak for myself but Iโ€™m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. Itโ€™s more than a football conference. Itโ€™s a shared cult

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Holy shit aggy lost that game?!? My god, they really are the gift that keeps on giving

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2 hours ago, Sealtm6 said:

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They've "been there, seen that" lots of times.ย  There appears to be a feeling of "of fucking course" amongst them.

Good.

Went to sleep last night intentionally in the 3Q this game sucked so bad.ย  Good to see my expectations were not subverted.ย ย 

17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Even better

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Meet the new rollercoaster, same as the old rollercoaster.

I went to bed with A&M up 24-14. Amazing.

Really I shouldn't be surprised, it's them, but still. USC was shooting themselves in the dick yet somehow...

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Um, let's not relive the pick 6, missed opportunities etc etc.ย 

This is a thread for holiday joy, sir.

Hey, gofuckyourself, go fuck yourself.

As I read on TexAgs, they are stuck in a loose loose situation.ย 

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They've "been there, seen that" lots of times.ย  There appears to be a feeling of "of fucking course" amongst them.

Good.

That Ned Beatty looking fucker on the left has the look of a man who just got just got some bad news from his cardiologist.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

How did we only put 17 on those chumps?

It was the Superbowl for their program the moment it was announced that Texas was joining the sec - two years. Essentially, they hired a new coach for that game.

It was Thanksgiving weekend for us.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

It was the Superbowl for their program the moment it was announced that Texas was joining the sec - two years. Essentially, they hired a new coach for that game.

It was Thanksgiving weekend for us.

I'd agree with this.ย  We are their biggest rival.ย  They are a rival, but not THE rival for us.ย  Sometimes they remind me of something like gum I find on the bottom of my shoe.ย  Just annoying.ย 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Some awareness, clearly soon to be given a break sip plants I'm sure:

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Oh the the old gaurd is there:

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And the revisionist historians that never actually acknowledge reality are wating to talk former glory:

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My favorite part of all that is it's a Swiftee droppin' knowledge on them about their football program

Yeah, if we could just go back to the time when Fedex envelopes and shady recruiting tactics mattered more, our culture wouldn't be a problem.

57 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

That's just life imitating art, that's what that is

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34 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Even better

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I know one of you has the skills to put these together.

5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

It was the Superbowl for their program the moment it was announced that Texas was joining the sec - two years. Essentially, they hired a new coach for that game.

It was Thanksgiving weekend for us.

It's disingenuous to say it's "just another game" for UT. Given time of year and history, it's more important than say Vanderbilt or, previously, Tech etc.

The difference is they live and die by their relationship to us and striving to be who Texas is, whether Texas athletics are winning or losing at the time.

We simply laugh and mock their perpetual little brother status, and consistent and spectacular failures at changing their identity.

12 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

They broke

My company is building a football performance center, aka practice building and fields. Trust me, they are NOT broke when it comes to their football program.ย 

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's disingenuous to say it's "just another game" for UT. Given time of year and history, it's more important than say Vanderbilt or, previously, Tech etc.

The difference is they live and die by their relationship to us and striving to be who Texas is, whether Texas athletics are winning or losing at the time.

We simply laugh and mock their perpetual little brother status, and consistent and spectacular failures at changing their identity.

Didn't say it was just another game... It was Thanksgiving weekend, just like it always was.

They fired Jimbo and hired Elko to beat Texas.ย 

I'm waiting on them to call Coach Prime.

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'd agree with this.ย  We are their biggest rival.ย  They are a rival, but not THE rival for us.ย  Sometimes they remind me of something like gum I find on the bottom of my shoe.ย  Just annoying.ย 

It is so funny we won the 2 biggest games in the last 50 years against aggy at their place.

1. The "we are never, ever, never, ever, getting back together again" bowl

2. The "ex-boyfriend comes back to take the wife and house from you" bowl

There will never be another 2 games like those again.

Just now, Slacks said:

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I'm waiting on them to call Coach Prime.

And get rejected

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Rare game where Aggy ran into too much timeย 

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46 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Hold up. Iโ€™m on the east coast and peaced out at 17-7 and USCโ€™s QB looking like a poor manโ€™s Hudson Card.ย 
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aggy lost? Hahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahagahahhaaha hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahahahahahbahahahahahahah hahahaha

this is me too

slept in, rolled over the phone, it turned on, espn gametracker was still on

i have 12 pages to catch up on

fucking glorious

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Seconds later, Elk sidled up to the sports book and laid down $3000 on USC.

USC open and closed the season by scoring a TD with 8 seconds left to beat an SEC team in Vegas.ย 
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8 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

I've only done Austin to Las Vegas to Los Angeles, so I could be wrong.
I've got some Hayabusa buddies who claim two-hours.

Google maps says ~four hours.
I figure the drivers here would be on the longer side of four hours.

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Iโ€™ve made the drive from LA to Vegas in 3 hours. ย I idea how I managed that.

OTOH, we drove home from Vegas to LA yesterday afternoon. Traffic in the other direction was miserable. Would not be surprised it took them 6+ hours. ย (My record is 9 hours).ย 

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10 hours ago, TOR said:

Nothing to add, just should be reposted.

and this is where i signed off....ย 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Digging into his wallet for another hundo so that he can split a pair of jacks against a seven.ย 

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Didn't say it was just another game... It was Thanksgiving weekend, just like it always was.

They fired Jimbo and hired Elko to beat Texas.ย 

I'm waiting on them to call Coach Prime.

Fire Elko and hire Prime.. have $35m per year in coaching.ย 

And where would that get them??

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That actually sound like the perfect fit and my god, the aggie reaction to Coach Prime alone would be so fucking amazing!!

7 minutes ago, B00M said:

And get rejected

He'd absolutely hang up on them, but the possibilities are so delicious I'm going to live in this delicious delusion for just a moment longer.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

and this is where i signed off....ย 

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Bring her to me.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

He'd absolutely hang up on them, but the possibilities are so delicious I'm going to live in this delicious delusion for just a moment longer.

I'm hoping it will last an off-season.ย 

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I can only speak for myself but Iโ€™m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. Itโ€™s more than a football conference. Itโ€™s a shared culture and belief system, that fills us with pride and purpose. We cried with joy when Vanderbilt beat Georgia Tech, and we cried tears of shame and sorrow when Aggy fell. We may be rivals on the field, but at the end of the day, they are our brethren and while weโ€™re not there yet, with hard work, we can be truly SEC-ready.

Next time you feel a need to write something unpleasant on your TexAgs troll account, think about how you are ultimately hurting your family. It just means more. Hope this helps.

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

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Bring her to me.

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10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Tremendous quarterback play?ย  LMFAO

i wish to god i had recorded this game for offseason lols

ESPN crawler just said the 17 pt comeback was the biggest in USC bowl game history.ย  aggy makes history again!

16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I can only speak for myself but Iโ€™m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. Itโ€™s more than a football conference. Itโ€™s a shared culture and belief system, that fills us with pride and purpose. We cried with joy when Vanderbilt beat Georgia Tech, and we cried tears of shame and sorrow when Aggy fell. We may be rivals on the field, but at the end of the day, they are our brethren and while weโ€™re not there yet, with hard work, we can be truly SEC-ready.

Next time you feel a need to write something unpleasant on your TexAgs troll account, think about how you are ultimately hurting your family. It just means more. Hope this helps.

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1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Hold up. Iโ€™m on the east coast and peaced out at 17-7 and USCโ€™s QB looking like a poor manโ€™s Hudson Card.ย 
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aggy lost? Hahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahagahahhaaha hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahahahahahbahahahahahahah hahahaha

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Went to sleep last night intentionally in the 3Q this game sucked so bad.ย  Good to see my expectations were not subverted.ย ย 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
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If we win the title, you donโ€™t get to partake in the celebration. God, youโ€™re a beating.ย 

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I hate SC more than you hate aggy. I can almost guarantee it. ย Unless you hate them with every fiber of your being. ย Plus infinity.

we don't hate aggy

we fear and loathe them

there is a difference

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almost every post in this thread from page 32 (when i peaced out) is loaded with GOALD

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It WAS a good day, wasnโ€™t it?!? [emoji1][emoji869]
19 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

ESPN crawler just said the 17 pt comeback was the biggest in USC bowl game history.ย  aggy makes history again!

We know where it goes, and it doesn't have to be said, but we know I can't stop myself...

Put it on the wall!

1 hour ago, hook me said:

Holy shit aggy lost that game?!? My god, they really are the gift that keeps on giving

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They jusssst missed the playoffs so they didnโ€™t want to be there. ย 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

We know where it goes, and it doesn't have to be said, but we know I can't stop myself...

Put it on the wall!

By this point, the Great Wall isn't large enough to hold all of their ignominious "accomplishments."

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