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  • So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today?  That’s a shame!    

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Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cocksuckers....

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43 minutes ago, Zeus said:

still sucked less than blowU

And that's all that matters. 

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I'll pull for Vandy, not because they're SEC, but because a Vandy win makes the Texas victory over the Commodores earlier this season look even better.

True but that doesn’t matter like it used to.

I'm cheering for GT.  I like Haynes King extending the tradition of achieving success by escaping college station.  Plus they have a cool fight song and THWG.

As much as I dislike Piggy, I really would prefer them over mouthy Tech idiots

9 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I'll pull for Vandy, not because they're SEC, but because a Vandy win makes the Texas victory over the Commodores earlier this season look even better.

Holy shit... FYI you cannot polish a turd

6 minutes ago, pacman said:

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cocksuckers....

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That’s some crazy penis-envy bullshit. You don’t make a shirt telling people what your most hated rival thinks. It’s lame.

Back when John Thompson III took over at Georgetown their student section, or pep band I can’t remember but, they wore shirts that had JTIII on the front and on the back it read:

JTIII, Respect Our Past, Fear Your Future.

Needless to say that shirt was mocked incessantly in the old Big East.

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

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The judges would have also accepted "blou 6-7" on the tombstone.

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Holy shit... FYI you cannot polish a turd

Well, now how do you know for sure? Have you ever tried?

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

Well, now how do you know for sure? Have you ever tried?

No I leave that to aggy and we know they are not good at success.

19 minutes ago, pacman said:

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cocksuckers....

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Exactly 10-10 since that picture was taken.

15 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

As much as I dislike Piggy, I really would prefer them over mouthy Tech idiots

Agree

25 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I'll pull for Vandy, not because they're SEC, but because a Vandy win makes the Texas victory over the Commodores earlier this season look even better.

That shit has ceased to matter.

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

I believe they are 3-8 in their last 11 bowl games.

What does OU and Rice Krispies not have in common?

Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl...

This Vandy uniform is sharp

 

EDIT: oops, wrong thread

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ZERO reason to go for two there, by the way. This was not some meaningless exhibition, they actually needed to win that for a lot of reasons.

So, blew a two TD lead to a service academy and essentially lost in the end to an extremely poor coaching decision by a coach who's future is certainly decided now. Fucking glorious. Now let's hope they hire Mike Stoops.

1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

The pat is an untimed down whether it’s for 1 or 2

Yeah, the previous correction tipped me off LOL.

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Where do y'all find this stuff, haha? 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Where do y'all find this stuff, haha? 

Someone posted it during game week and I figured it needed to be here too

46 minutes ago, pacman said:

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cocksuckers....

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That BV extension is so glorious now.  They can't afford to get rid of him but he's a dead man walking. Going to absolutely hit their program and set them back for years. 

new rallying cry...

Go Navy, Beat Burglar!

49 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Holy shit... FYI you cannot polish a turd

You're thinking of the win over klan aggy.

46 minutes ago, BERT said:

Well, now how do you know for sure? Have you ever tried?

Page 6 of the aggy corps manual...... In order to polish a turd you must learn to pick it up by the clean end....

 

sounded authoritative to me....

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That shit has ceased to matter.

Understood that it doesn't factor in now that the CFP is in place, but from a general perception standpoint it's still useful to shut down moronic aggy fans who still chirp about Texas' supposedly weak schedule. 

That said, I won't mind if Haynes King plays well, simply because it'll piss off aggy. 

20 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That BV extension is so glorious now.  They can't afford to get rid of him but he's a dead man walking. Going to absolutely hit their program and set them back for years. 

He's their Charlie Strong 

13 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Understood that it doesn't factor in now that the CFP is in place, but from a general perception standpoint it's still useful to shut down moronic aggy fans who still chirp about Texas' supposedly weak schedule. 

That said, I won't mind if Haynes King plays well, simply because it'll piss off aggy. 

If logic could deter a sheep humper they wouldn't be aggies 

3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

He's their Charlie Strong 

BV is even worse. At least Charlie Strong had some guys who made it to the NFL. I don’t see anyone on this OU team making a career out of playing football. 

40 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

ZERO reason to go for two there, by the way. This was not some meaningless exhibition, they actually needed to win that for a lot of reasons.

So, blew a two TD lead to a service academy and essentially lost in the end to an extremely poor coaching decision by a coach who's future is certainly decided now. Fucking glorious. Now let's hope they hire Mike Stoops.

Don’t forget that Navy’s first TD came after being gifted a short field when BV went for it on 4th down on his own side of the field with a 14-pt lead.  

Maybe already posted, but this is aggy's furthest game west since the 2017 UCLA "pimp cane" game.

USC, this is your chance to embarrass them as much, or more, as your arch rival.

We're all counting on you.

15 minutes ago, MrBig said:

BV is even worse. At least Charlie Strong had some guys who made it to the NFL. I don’t see anyone on this OU team making a career out of playing football. 

Isn't there some pro flag football league out there?

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard her call a game. Is she bad? Doesn’t look particularly bad, at least. 

Now, the sideline reporter appears to be wearing some sort of Howdy Doody mask and looks terrifying. 

Never heard her before today,  she's horrible. 

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

See picture of said dirt burglar wife 

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That should be illegal and not in a good way.

1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

 

Damn I always thought your username was Pawg 

1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

 

Frank Broyles was asked about the time Ken Hatfield asked if Frank would still love him if he went 3-8.  Broyles said, "I'd still love him.  I'd miss him, too."

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