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5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Never heard her before today,  she's horrible. 

I agree. I was not impressed, and I am indifferent about the gender of the folks in the booth. She was lost multiple times during the game. Like a female Joe Buck at times. 

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24 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Sounds like his member isn’t well known by his wife, just Mother Palm and Her Five Sisters.

26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Hit the weed pen 30 minutes ago and it just kicked in. I'm crying. 

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ll give you Vandy but Florida?

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, the previous correction tipped me off LOL.

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You see, Beaver, if you make a mistake on a message board, you'll hear about it for years.

9 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Listening to Zack Sanchez on there bitching is so tasty

They think "rotating captains" will save them.  Lulz.

36 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Star Trek Kirk GIF

never has this gif fit better

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I agree. I was not impressed, and I am indifferent about the gender of the folks in the booth. She was lost multiple times during the game. Like a female Joe Buck at times. 

I overheard her talking about a big play against the Oklahoma defense... when OU had the ball.

I don't give a shit about commentators' gender - male, female, other, don't care. I give a shit about them at least knowing which team has the fuckin ball.

Here's what I want

You name the play by play guy. Me, perhaps. Then we get Helo doing color commentary. Huck does the analysis, and Nicole gets a bag of gummies and does sideline reporting.

It would be epic

6 hours ago, ajax said:

This play by play girl's radio dj voice is annoying af.

Mowins does the same shit(she sounds like 1940's US wartime "update/video" narrator).  I'm OK with Burke for basketball but Mowins is a fucking beating.

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1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

ZERO reason to go for two there, by the way. This was not some meaningless exhibition, they actually needed to win that for a lot of reasons.

So, blew a two TD lead to a service academy and essentially lost in the end to an extremely poor coaching decision by a coach who's future is certainly decided now. Fucking glorious. Now let's hope they hire Mike Stoops.

 

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Here's what I want

You name the play by play guy. Me, perhaps. Then we get Helo doing color commentary. Huck does the analysis, and Nicole gets a bag of gummies and does sideline reporting.

It would be epic

And the interviewees wind up in Town Lake.

20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I overheard her talking about a big play against the Oklahoma defense... when OU had the ball.

I don't give a shit about commentators' gender - male, female, other, don't care. I give a shit about them at least knowing which team has the fuckin ball.

She also said Mike Hawk was awesome right after a wad went straight into the pay dirt 

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I agree. I was not impressed, and I am indifferent about the gender of the folks in the booth. She was lost multiple times during the game. Like a female Joe Buck at times. 

Told you. She sucks

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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this guy should put a condom over his head......then 3 or 4 garbage bags taped shut over it

51 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I agree. I was not impressed, and I am indifferent about the gender of the folks in the booth. She was lost multiple times during the game. Like a female Joe Buck at times. 

At one pint early in the game she declared after a big gain "they are just ripping Oklahomas defense apart now". Only problem was it was Oklahoma who had the ball.

Seriously this would be great

@Rimbo Welcome to Memphis, where two shit teams from two shitholes are going to play each other in the Liberty Bowl! If it wasn't for football, nobody would care about either of these teams, and I'm not even sure about that.

@Helobious Boy, you said it Rimbo, and...

Rimbo: Wait... are you actually agreeing with me?

Helobious: No, you dipshit, I'm distancing myself from you. You said it, not me. Anyway, this is a critical bowl for each team's playoff hopes.

 

stunned silence

 

Helobious: For next year! Developing their teams for--

Rimbo: Anyway, let's ask @Huckleberry for his analysis. Huck?

Huckleberry: Vegas has the line at -8.5 for Texas Tech with the over set at 37. My own statistical analysis gives the Red Raiders a 97.34% chance of winning.

Rimbo: Fascinating! Uh... where did you get those numbers?

Huckleberry: I just made it all up.

Helobious: Let's switch to the field where our own @Nicole44 has had a minute with Joey McGuire. Nicole?

Nicole: Uhm... yeah, so I was just sharing a roach with Joey, and I was asking him if he thought Mike Leach was, like, ... the best Tech head coach ever. And well... he left after saying some shit about "Focusing on 2024," you know? Anyway, then I was doing some lines with Tech's head trainer, and he said that DL Sam Carrell was, and I quote, "Like doped up on more horse narcotics than a Clydesdale," so we should expect him to see the field. snif

Rimbo: Anyway, it sounds like Vegas is expecting Tech to pound Arkansas asshole worse than I got the last time I bent over in --

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11 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

At one pint early in the game she declared after a big gain "they are just ripping Oklahomas defense apart now". Only problem was it was Oklahoma who had the ball.

that's the same play I referenced above, lol

Here's what I want
You name the play by play guy. Me, perhaps. Then we get Helo doing color commentary. Huck does the analysis, and Nicole gets a bag of gummies and does sideline reporting.
It would be epic

This would be great but helo needs to do the advanced stats and video review as well. Also have him pregame doing betting analysis for all games
39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

ill-fucking-do-it-again-ill-do-it-again.

venby plz

Am I a bad person for kind of wanting pig to wreck tech?

No pig rooting in my house! Even though it’s Sand aggy, they’re at least from Texas, so they have that going for them.

Hook’em!!!
11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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if only.  But 247 composite talent level?

Memphis is a cool town, as long as you don’t leave the touristy areas. My company has a refinery there, so my semi-annual visit is usually for a fly in/out, sometimes a one night stay.

Hook’em!!!

Apparently McGuire grew up an Arky fan.  That explains a lot.

I hate to agree with Andre Ware but yeah, how was that ruled incomplete?

Game is off to a roaring start and 15 minute delay to review one play.  

 i mean... the player took 2 steps in bounds, 2 steps OOB and then the ball came out.... how teh fuck is that not a catch?

STD bowl underway....

Rooting for Tech because I want the SEC mouthbreathers angry

12 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


No pig rooting in my house! Even though it’s Sand aggy, they’re at least from Texas, so they have that going for them.

Hook’em!!!

Are you cheering for aggy tonight too? 

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Huge run for Arky. TTU looks outclassed 

Makes me sick, but I’m rooting for piggy. I hope Tech’s trashy ass fanbase experiences nothing but misery and pain. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oof  that was bad defense tech

Pretty sure most, if not all, of Arky's starting OL has portaled out to.

We really put Arky in the title over Tech?

Fuck the rash-raiders. Rooting for transitive scoreboard over those douches.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fuck the rash-raiders.

I prefer to call them Texas Tick 

Did not take long for Raider Rash to give up the ass very on brand.

Y'all cheering for Walmart Aggie need to find Jesus.

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Apparently McGuire grew up an Arky fan.  That explains a lot.

From what I've seen of Pittman he comes off as a decent guy and someone you'd want to play for.  

That tortilla looked like a shitty diaper. 

Hammond doesn't exactly look like a dual threat

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Hammond doesn't exactly look like a dual threat

Or even a single threat 

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