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How.in.the.fuck. Did we only score 20 on piggy?

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Is it required to have a huge beard and bald head to be an assistant coach at Texh?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

LOL the announcer just went through all three possibilities

The announcer sounds like a kentucky fried version of Harry Carry.

So we can have game now, yes?

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

How.in.the.fuck. Did we only score 20 on piggy?

Who gives a shit.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL the announcer just went through all three possibilities

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12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No we dont

Ballgame?

OK I might have been wrong on that FG for 3 earlier in the game for Tech

Just now, ztejas said:

Who gives a shit.

No kidding. We played for the SEC title, went 12-2 so far, won an opening round playoff game, and have a chance to win and advance to the semi-finals in 4 days. Who cares how little we scored against other SEC teams. 

Just now, mdmost said:

So we can have game now, yes?

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3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


There's a thread

Super bowl, post Q injury jitters, playing with our food, Sark, the usual surly suspects

the Tech fans' guns are flaccid

Did Crabtree come back to Tech? That #5 is a baller for them! Same story though, the defense will come back to earth, and Tech will make one too many mistakes. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

No kidding. We played for the SEC title, went 12-2 so far, won an opening round playoff game, and have a chance to win and advance to the semi-finals in 4 days. Who cares how little we scored against other SEC teams. 

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these "fellas" care

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

“Picked off! … incomplete! … no, he caught it!”

Lol

Like Dave South…but faster. 

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Is it required to have a huge beard and bald head to be an assistant coach at Texh?

You forgot that being an asshole is what gets your foot in the door at Tech 

26 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Did Andre Ware happen to mention in that little self-serving story about setting the single game yards record, that it was against an SMU team in its first year after the death penalty.

 A team full of walk-ons who were playing bad tight-ends at tackle and guys you would see on an intramural field as defensive backs.

Fuck Andre Ware. He's lucky guys like Manziel and JaMarcus came along so people forget what a colossal bust he was. Andre just fucking sucked, he didn't have the excuse of being an addict. 

Is Andre already as drunk as I am?  Try to score here, pigs.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

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4 things...you can get a DPI these days.

it should be a rule if the coach tries the "line up and see if we can get them to jump offsides" play and it does not work then the coach gets kicked in the balls

Looked short when he went down...guess not

Just now, WBT said:

Looked short when he went down...guess not

I thought so too should have been a measure

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

4 things...you can get a DPI these days.

Or roughing the passer

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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You just have to chuckle at all the years of mediocrity those sad eyes have seen. I guess the high points were beating Texas and that one year they almost made it to the SEC Championship Game. 

Said it in the pig thread, but their little band ditty they play sounds like the Saturday Tv FunHouse theme from 90s SNL

Edited by BurgleBro

Terrible clock management there. Let 7 seconds run off after the first down. 

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Pig going to put up 3 here, unless k's man.

Where is the meteor?

Tech should only be down 2 but coach was a moron.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Looks like Colonel Reb has dementia and is cheering for the wrong team 

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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that pretty much covers it...we can end the thread.

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You just have to chuckle at all the years of mediocrity those sad eyes have seen. I guess the high points were beating Texas and that one year they almost made it to the SEC Championship Game. 

they actually made it twice in the 90's and got throttled both times. but hey, 2 more times than aggy!

26 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Joey collects the undesirables and throwaways of Texas HS football

 

Um, Joey is the undesirable and throwaway.

With this one at halftime, how about a preview for our nightcap...feel the excitement!

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After careful consideration over a glass of very old Scotch, I have come to the important conclusion that for today, I hate Tech more than I hate the piggies.

 

 

 

 

26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who gives a shit.

but wait...how did we only give up 10?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

With this one at halftime, how about a preview for our nightcap...feel the excitement!

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Yeah a prime time Jabroni Bowl featuring the fighting texum aggy is exactly what the country is demanding 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

but wait...how did we only give up 10?

Because you touch yourself.

9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they actually made it twice in the 90's and got throttled both times. but hey, 2 more times than aggy!

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