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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Andre, you dumb motherfucker.  That is inexcusable for someone that follows college football, but especially for a Texan.

To be fair, it's one of the brighter comments Andre has made in his commentating career.

Arkansas is such a weird team. At times, they look like a top 25 team and other times they look like a dumpster fire.

I guess that's pretty much been who Pittman has been his entire career though. 

Hearing “dickey almost broke one” made me squirm.

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Did you ask them to turn on the TV sound closest to you?
Most sports bars will do that for ya.

Most of these games are better without sound.

Or sight, tbh.

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Should put Tech Qb at safety no lie 

College Football Dancing GIF by Wisconsin Sportscenter

Gary Gnu

What was the Good GNEWS?
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

College Football Dancing GIF by Wisconsin Sportscenter

fuck I already forgot about him he is retired damn it

Please drop 50 on Tech. I want to remember how that feels. 

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Arkansas is such a weird team. At times, they look like a top 25 team and other times they look like a dumpster fire.

I guess that's pretty much been who Pittman has been his entire career though. 

I mean, it is tceh they are facing.

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

I mean, it is tceh they are facing.

Yeah, my big takeaway from this bowl season so far is I now see how Skateboo went off in this conference.

These Big 12 defenses are flat out awful. 

I finally watched that Depends commercial through the end (wasn't ready to get out of my seat yet).
Always assumed they were saying "No" to a pizza or donut shop but nope, it was to a tattoo parlor.  

ha ha.  "attention to detail" Joey

Sounds like aggy is missing a bunch of players too.

Daniels (RB) and Lee (corner) are both out not including the other opt-outs. 

Fair catch on the 2.

If you can't get your grades up, get your guns up.

That was special all right

Why would anyone ever, ever catch that punt instead of letting it bounced???

Lol that punter jacked that he called a fair catch. Dickenson is not impressed 

Been watching football since the '70s and don't recall ever seeing two safeties in a game.

Hahahaha how awesome does the punt returner feel right now? 

 The cattle lots aren’t the only thing that stinks in Lubbock.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tech is middle school level dumb. 

their head coach is a high school coach.  that's the ceiling of course.

I guess that 9th win in a season will have to wait.

Just now, dcar00 said:

their head coach is a high school coach.  that's the ceiling of course.

He really seems to think he can wristband and slogan his way to winning something at the college level.  At least his friends are getting their retirement accounts filled.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You now see why Tech is trying to buy a completely different roster in the portal. 

they need to hit the coaches portal.....they hit the coordinator portal hard on O and D, but they missed out on special teams and the HC is still there

8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Tit for tit

Two tits.

Nice.

 

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

their head coach is a high school coach.  that's the ceiling of course.

'Member when that dumbass at the Ft Worth Startlegram wrote about how awesome Joey is?

Underware broke his microphone and it took them 20 minutes to fix it.  Lulz.

Joey McGuire grew up a huge Arkansas fan...just when you thought he wasn't hateable enough already 

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Joey McGuire grew up a huge Arkansas fan...just when you thought he wasn't hateable enough already 

Yeah, I think I heard his Mom was an Arkasas alumn, or a fan, something like that.

 

Me, I'm actually rooting for Arkansas to win.

That way, two of the four teams playing today (who we have played this season) will end up with a winning record.
I didn't root for Oklahoma/won't root for A&M to have winning records, because fug'em.  

Sherlock Holmes reference. I'm sure Andre appreciated that.

SECSECSEC! And fuck those inbred hillbillies from Arkansas. I know I'm conflicted.

Them having winning records makes us look that much better.

Not really necessary but i'll help to end a few Internet arguments a paragraph or two sooner quicker.  hahah

god dammit Tech can y'all do nothing right

1 minute ago, sdm said:

SECSECSEC! And fuck those inbred hillbillies from Arkansas. I know I'm conflicted.

Stop it 

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