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11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This game is like a slow motion trainwreck

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Like when a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

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More impressive QB play: this game or FSU vs Louisville last year?

She's been passed for some time now; you can get arrested for that.

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Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Does Lincoln Riley survive the offseason? I sure hope so.

He has millions of dollars. I don't think he will kill himself over watching his QB. But there is a chance. 

1 minute ago, pch said:

The clock management in the 6-man UIL championship game was better than the first half of this abortion.

So is the playcalling.

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Does Lincoln Riley survive the offseason? I sure hope so.

No one can afford buyouts anymore. Contract restructure and a portion goes to NIL

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

How long are people going to keep talking about what a great job Elko did at Duke?  Fucking Manny won more games there this year with Maalik.

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Does Lincoln Riley survive the offseason? I sure hope so.

When do the Chip Kelly to USC supporters start chiming in? 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

Elko is waking the sleeping giant!

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

He means like looking out for a rock falling from the overpass. 

Just now, BarthHollamew said:

These announcers . . . then Sam Acho . . . why am I subjecting myself to this?  

I think I'm done watching.  This game will last until 2am in God's Central Time Zone, and nothing will surprise me in regard to the outcome of this game.

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

Always next year.
Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I think I'm done watching.  This game will last until 2am in God's Central Time Zone, and nothing will surprise me in regard to the outcome of this game.

Competent QB play would be very fucking surprising. 

1 minute ago, Tonesky said:

Elko is waking the sleeping giant!

Is that what he calls his stomach?

Iowa coaching staff is impressed.

One offensive TD for the gomers in the last 6 quarters. Is that good?

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

For wagering purposes obviously knowing whoever they play will win.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

They do have a dogshit schedule again so they are very likely to roll into Austin with some hope at a playoff berth/SEC title game berth. And then we will fuck their shit up again. 

Y’all are doing this game wrong. I’ve taken 2 legit naps already.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Y’all are doing this game wrong. I’ve taken 2 legit naps already.

I'm drinking, but it's not helping

All this game needs is some commercials with people talking about "grounding" their fucking sheets to the wall with a cord that plugs into the ground socket so that they are then grounded to Mother Earth and there's no voltage in their sheets or blankets, and it gets rid of cancer, PMS, halitosis, and whatever else ails you.  Plus some cheap-ass Apple Airpod knockoffs masquerading as hearing aids (the real deal Apple AirPod Pros work).

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No one can afford buyouts anymore. Contract restructure and a portion goes to NIL

Whether or not he is any good as coach doesn't matter, but he can keep going to the stadium and trying.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

They do have a dogshit schedule again so they are very likely to roll into Austin with some hope at a playoff berth/SEC title game berth. And then we will fuck their shit up again. 

At ND

At LSU

SoCar

aggy it up at Mizzou or something 

We will likely hand them their 4th or 5th loss 

I have to admit, I google searched the Opzelura chick.

Turns out, she's a General Hospital alumn.

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She's also a bit of a prude. Doesn't really have very many sexy photos out there.
Mentioned on her Instagram that her Boss told her to put some "racier" pics out.

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Id ground that opzelura bitch right in her crumb chute.


Edit: fuk you ATXbronco

7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

First team to 14 or so wins?

This post isn't getting nearly enough love.

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Y’all are doing this game wrong. I’ve taken 2 legit naps already.

I'll see your two naps and raise you an earth moving bm.  In other news, beach volleyball is now on the Fanduel Sports Network.

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

Every.

Fucking.

Year.

Of course there is an “official short term lender” of the Las Vegas Bowl.

Just now, pch said:

I'll see your two naps and raise you an earth moving bm.  In other news, beach volleyball is now on the Fanduel Sports Network.

That explains it. I thought it was a disturbance in The Force.

24 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This game is like a slow motion trainwreck

More like this but I’m here for it. Fuck both teams. 
 

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aggy is the team to watch next year just for the lulz not because of good football.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I have to admit, I google searched the Opzelura chick.

Turns out, she's a General Hospital alumn.

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She's also a bit of a prude. Doesn't really have very many sexy photos out there.
Mentioned on her Instagram that her Boss told her to put some "racier" pics out.

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Why is her right arm so red around her wrist, kinda weird

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, what are these fucking dudes talking about, aggy a team to watch for next year.

Every year…

Wait ... there are bowl games at Fenway and fuck the Yankees Stadium?

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