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SC coming out of the locker room and looking totally lost

USC 'defense' says hold my Zima.

A patented Lincoln Riley defense

Jesus. 8T4 is gonna win this game and then we will have to hear about how they’re the top of the class in the SEC

"One of the most dynamic players in the SEC conference."

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Deaprtment.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

SC coming out of the locker room and looking totally lost

Same as it ever was. David Byrne

 

This game is the unholy trinity of suck. Shitty teams and somehow equally shitty commentators.

There is no D in Lincoln Riley.  

Did I just see that the the 10th best career receiver in TDs (tied) has 15 TDs at A&M? That can’t be right, can it?

Just now, TOR said:

There is no D in Lincoln Riley.  

are you sure about that?

Just now, tequila said:

Did I just see that the the 10th best career receiver in TDs (tied) has 15 TDs at A&M? That can’t be right, can it?

He's like a dwarf among midgets. 

15 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

Of course there is an “official short term lender” of the Las Vegas Bowl.

Elko's gambling ain't gonna pay for itself.

I have more than 30 bottles of various liquors in my home bar, and I'm not sure it's enough for this game. 

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

are you sure about that?

Checking my own grammar and spelling, I figure there was whiskey involved.  

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I have more than 30 bottles of various liquors in my home bar, and I'm not sure it's enough for this game. 

Fear not-only 20 more minutes until Basketball Wives comes on VH1.

USC is down by 7 with almost half the game left. Why is this dumbass saying they have to get the passing game going?

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Elko's double bypass ain't gonna pay for itself.

FIFY

20 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

"Kristen Vaganos"

I don't even have to look at Wikipedia or look up a Greek dictionary to know that A) she's Greek and B) "Vaganos" is Greek for "vagina".

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Checking my own grammar and spelling, I figure there was whiskey involved.  

Well, I took a short cut myself.  I couldn't find my Captain Obvious meme. 

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

USC is down by 7 with almost half the game left. Why is this dumbass saying they have to get the passing game going?

They gotta get the passing game going. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I have more than 30 bottles of various liquors in my home bar, and I'm not sure it's enough for this game. 

Well not with that attitude.

Lol they're trying to hype up ASU during this game.

Good luck. 

Are these fuckers really using this game to shit on Texas?

About what I expect from Fleming 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Are these fuckers really using this game to shit on Texas?

Well, they know their audience is mostly aggys at this point so why not play to your retarded market..

USC clearly thinks the fatass A&M TE is an illegal OL downfield and are ignoring him

Lulz, there are no circumstances where Marcel Reed is as good as anyone in America

Someone please tell me at what point Reed has been 'as good as anyone in America'.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Are these fuckers really using this game to shit on Texas?

It's working-all of us noticed in between yawns while trying to stay awake in this game.  Sneaky bastards those announcers are.

JFC I knew USC was bad, but didn't realize they were this bad. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Well, they know their audience is mostly aggys at this point so why not play to your retarded market..

YES.

We're kind of their audience, tho.

Apparently there's no such thing as an uncatchable pass.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol they're trying to hype up ASU during this game.

Good luck. 

As clueless as they've been calling this game, I would say this is great news for us. 

I imagine this game with the announcers resemble what a Diddy party was like 

1 minute ago, wood said:

Someone please tell me at what point Reed has been 'as good as anyone in America'.

Week -1

Elko looks like Elkaren when he bitches at the refs. 

2 minutes ago, pch said:

It's working-all of us noticed in between yawns while trying to stay awake in this game.  Sneaky bastards those announcers are.

I was yawning when they said it so I missed it. What was said?

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Someone please tell me at what point Reed has been 'as good as anyone in America'.

Bye week?

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