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How can Reed see anything through his visor?

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This feels like a good time for a fumble or pick....

I hear so many commentators talk about how explosive Bussey is… Have we ever seen any evidence of it on the field in college?

22 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Stormy

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Nothing to add, just should be reposted.

10 minutes ago, TOR said:

Are these fuckers really using this game to shit on Texas?

no comments about any other quarterfinal, just a sidebar to shit on us

All this talk about Bussey... and he accounted for less that 240 yards coming into this game..

In contrast, Wingo, over 500. Gibson over 300... When he is all they have to talk about..

QB looks about as lost as a qb can look. Just flailing around ....

Good Lord USC pretty much sucks.  

Can still beat aggy, tho.

I turned it back on just now to see that INT.

I'm turning it back off again.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no comments about any other quarterfinal, just a sidebar to shit on us

Missed it. What they said?

Did anyone else notice on last kickoff to USC the returner caught the ball in the endzone, dropped it and ran to sideline..  ref just stood there while another USC player ran back and picked it up and knelt the ball down before ref blew the play dead????   Im guessing it was still live ball???

Just now, TOR said:

Good Lord USC pretty much sucks.  

Can still beat aggy, tho.

Ya think so? I have my doubts.

USC is just a bad football team...

Could they actually fire Riley this offseason? Would Riley accept a "buyout" to leave to the NFL?

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Someone please tell me at what point Reed has been 'as good as anyone in America'.

that was strike 2 and an aggy TD here = signing off

6 of 19 with 2 picks why is SC throwing the ball at all?

Just now, Mo Horn said:

And we're done here

yeah I think so

"The quarterback made the tackle"

They don't even know who the USC quarterback is

Just now, Mo Horn said:

And we're done here

Gonna have to agree with ya'.  SC needs much better QB play going forward.

This was the USC QB that took ND to the brink at the end of the season?

Just now, Rimbo said:

Ya think so? I have my doubts.

Hahaha!  We're the Negative Fortune Cookies!

Just now, Mo Horn said:

And we're done here

Yep-that carriage just turned into a pumpkin and the clock struck midnight here in the CST for USC.

1 minute ago, wood said:

Missed it. What they said?

Essentially: “Don’t be surprised if ASU beats Texas.”

1 minute ago, TheAuditor said:

Good God.   That USC QB is a coach Killer

Dude doesn't look like he's ever taken a snap as a qb, even in practice.

I'm pretty sure we want USC to win more than USC wants to win.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

USC is just a bad football team...

Could they actually fire Riley this offseason? Would Riley accept a "buyout" to leave to the NFL?

It belongs in the other thread, but who do they hire?  

Mack Brown?

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

6 of 19 with 2 picks why is SC throwing the ball at all?

Debatable whether any of those should count as "throws"

2 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Did anyone else notice on last kickoff to USC the returner caught the ball in the endzone, dropped it and ran to sideline..  ref just stood there while another USC player ran back and picked it up and knelt the ball down before ref blew the play dead????   Im guessing it was still live ball???

Yes! Dumb play…

2 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Did anyone else notice on last kickoff to USC the returner caught the ball in the endzone, dropped it and ran to sideline..  ref just stood there while another USC player ran back and picked it up and knelt the ball down before ref blew the play dead????   Im guessing it was still live ball???

The ref certainly thought so.

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Essentially: “Don’t be surprised if ASU beats Texas.”

Hehehehhee. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, if we see Ewwwwers show up instead of Ewers, we cough up the ball a ton, etc.

If that doesn't happen? We are going to assfuck ASU.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

It belongs in the other thread, but who do they hire?  

Mack Brown?

Go money whip Franklin from PSU would be so on brand for USC

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

USC is just a bad football team...

Could they actually fire Riley this offseason? Would Riley accept a "buyout" to leave to the NFL?

They should. They're just delaying the inevitable. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

Hehehehhee. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, if we see Ewwwwers show up instead of Ewers, we cough up the ball a ton, etc.

If that doesn't happen? We are going to assfuck ASU.

Can we just regular fuck them. Why we gotta go for the ass?  Nice warm cooch will do. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

This was the USC QB that took ND to the brink at the end of the season?

He's not good but USC is also down 3 starting OL and like their top 2 RBs. 

It's why the 3.5 line made no sense. 

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

This was the USC QB that took ND to the brink at the end of the season?

I had to go look it up... 360 yards 3 TD and 2 INT... 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Can we just regular fuck them. Why we gotta go for the ass?  Nice warm cooch will do. 

no cooch

they're dudes

ass and mouth are the only available orifices

I mean...

 

well. We could fuck 'em in their dickholes.

 

 

 

 

ouch.

Hey…as the famous saying goes: what happens in the SRS Distribution Bowl stays in the SRS Distribution Bowl…

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm pretty sure we want USC to win more than USC wants to win.

I'm pretty sure Dr Pepper wants me to drink Dr Pepper more than I want to drink Dr Pepper

 

whatever happens in this game just remember … Navy beat ou today!!!   lmao

I need to go to bed, or pour another drink. My liver probably appreciates that I'm choosing bed. 

It would be great if USC fired Lincoln to hire his brother Garrett. Has something like that ever happened before?

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