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  • So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today?  That’s a shame!    

  • I can only speak for myself but I’m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. It’s more than a football conference. It’s a shared cult

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On a related note, does anyone else think it’s really stupid when the SEC uses vintage Texas highlights, like Earl Campbell running the ball, in their promos? Makes me think I’m watching North Korean Ministry of Information-level shite. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Deion is not their type, and we all know what this means.

Transfers leave Aggies thin at QB for bowl vs. Louisville – San Diego  Union-Tribune

52 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I’ve made the drive from LA to Vegas in 3 hours.  I idea how I managed that.

OTOH, we drove home from Vegas to LA yesterday afternoon. Traffic in the other direction was miserable. Would not be surprised it took them 6+ hours.  (My record is 9 hours). 

Can confirm. Drove from LA to Vegas yesterday. Got a late start due to a sick family member, left La Habra around 12:30, ETA said 3:45, but just kept getting later.

Didn’t check-in to our hotel room until like 8:30. We did have an hour or stop in Barstow, but the traffic throughout the trip was brutal.

Just now, Pancho said:

Deion is not their type, and we all know what this means.

They loved Rumlin before he ruined their QB room.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:


No, there’s a difference between Deion and sumlin.

that’s a whole other thread topic, though 

Sumlin had the swagcopter I see little difference.  They'd hire Neon in a heartbeat if they thought he could beat Texas and win SEC.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Some awareness, clearly soon to be given a break sip plants I'm sure:

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Oh the the old gaurd is there:

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And the revisionist historians that never actually acknowledge reality are wating to talk former glory:

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Had never heard of the Rudder Association. Checks all the boxes of everything aggy - the medication comment is priceless 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤘🏻

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To sum up their rating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Deion is not their type, and we all know what this means.

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Every texags post is a chef’s kiss of misery and self loathing 🤣🤣

Elko burping into the mic at the post-game presser seems to be the back-breaker in a day FILLED with humiliation.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Deion is not their type, and we all know what this means.

Their fan base calls Loreal “that thing.”

Their world views and their biggest football successes are still stuck in the 1930s.

 

 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:
jaxisback said:
Some of you need to spend some time walking through the MSC and reflect a bit on what really matters.

Any Aggie that would trade what Texas A&M is for anything else really isn't an Aggie at all.

This is minor league pro football. Someday we might reach the top of the mountain or maybe not. Enjoy it for what it is, in the end it's of little importance.

The notion that our university should somehow morph its culture and traditions because that would lead to football success, I reject out of hand.

 

after you stroll the msc, stroll through our hall of champions which has more Ford Trucks in it than trophies

 

Choking on the loss cock, is an Aggie tradition. Please never change.

4 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Their fan base calls Loreal “that thing.”

Their world views and their biggest football successes are still stuck in the 1930s.

 

 

The people with money hate losing, being considered lesser, and being made fun of.

They would hire Lo, Deion, Pancho, or whomever they believed could elevate them. 

The sheeps would keep sleeping.

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Reporter: Coach, after being up 24-7 late in the 3rd quarter, your team got outscored 28-7 to lose the game. Do you think you and the team choked under pressure?

Elko:

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5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The people with money hate losing, being considered lesser, and being made fun of.

They would hire Lo, Deion, Pancho, or whomever they believed could elevate them. 

The sheeps would keep sleeping.

If aggie could get Deion they absolutely fucking would. Yes, the "Old Guard" and Redass aggies would quietly howl their dislike for Deion with thinly veiled racist comments like "Hiring thugs to coach", "Gangster Head Coach", and tons of comments about rap music in the locker room. However, those same racists would fall in line once "Luccidore the magnificent" fills their feeble racist minds with hopes and dreams of Glory and world, I mean college football domination.

To be clear, as soon as the roller-coaster invariably went off the tracks the same racist, I mean good old aggies, would jump right back to hired thug and rap slamming. Cause, clearly that would be the issue. 

Yes sir, the same train they've always rode would be on the tracks for the fall. Just the amount of coverage and Deion's reaction to the racist bullshit would put them in the spot light of the nation.

Glorious! Absolutely Gorgeous and stunning.

A man can dream.

6 hours ago, Minute Bull said:

I wouldn’t disrupt my sleep schedule to watch Aggy, but ESPN says the attendance was 26k?  Wow Aggies, this was Las Vegas, not Shreveport.

 

5 hours ago, texastroubadour said:

was attendance really just 26k?

It looked much worse ...  like maybe half that much.

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count me in the group that peaced out around 1 am when aggy went up by 2 scores and looked like they were running away with it. 

 

beyond shocked to see the score a few hours ago

 

but in a grinch stole christmas kind of shocked

 

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46 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

On a related note, does anyone else think it’s really stupid when the SEC uses vintage Texas highlights, like Earl Campbell running the ball, in their promos? Makes me think I’m watching North Korean Ministry of Information-level shite. 

Big XII did the same thing, to SWC

But I was told aggy had an incredible defense, the best that money could buy. 

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7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Elko does not have enough skins on the wall or personality to talk about his team like this in front of the media. I understand the frustration, but it's amateurish and I doubt it will be helpful in the long run. You love to see it. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Digging into his wallet for another hundo so that he can split a pair of jacks against a seven. 

the guy has fuck-you money and he's playing at a $25 table in public

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Digging into his wallet for another hundo so that he can split a pair of jacks against a seven. 

Doubling down holding an 8 and 4 imo

Who the fuck uses the term “forward pass?” Yeah, maybe when Pop Warner was on the opposite sideline? What a fucking dufus.

8 & 5

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Doubling down holding an 8 and 4 imo

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

8 & 5

8 - 5

If it was pre-game that wasn't what he was holding. 

just about every post in this thread needs rep

the content from this game and the fallout will take weeks to consume

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I can only speak for myself but I’m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. It’s more than a football conference. It’s a shared culture and belief system, that fills us with pride and purpose. We cried with joy when Vanderbilt beat Georgia Tech, and we cried tears of shame and sorrow when Aggy fell. We may be rivals on the field, but at the end of the day, they are our brethren and while we’re not there yet, with hard work, we can be truly SEC-ready.

Next time you feel a need to write something unpleasant on your TexAgs troll account, think about how you are ultimately hurting your family. It just means more. Hope this helps.

Excuse me good sir.   I am from an opposing fan base.  Pray tell, how do I get to the stadium from here?

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Who the fuck uses the term “forward pass?” Yeah, maybe when Pop Warner was on the opposite sideline? What a fucking dufus.

He is being specific because no one does a good job with covering the backward pass you stupid Sip 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we don't hate aggy

we fear and loathe them

there is a difference

Fear?

Nope.

 

46 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Big XII did the same thing, to SWC

Different situation. The B12 didn't exist before we joined.

with OU Nebraska-ing hard, aggy looking more helpless game after game, and Texas still with a shot for a national title, it almost feels worth that awful decade in the lonely, forsaken desert.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

On a related note, does anyone else think it’s really stupid when the SEC uses vintage Texas highlights, like Earl Campbell running the ball, in their promos? Makes me think I’m watching North Korean Ministry of Information-level shite. 

Texas has always played in the SEC, comrade 

26 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Who the fuck uses the term “forward pass?” Yeah, maybe when Pop Warner was on the opposite sideline? What a fucking dufus.

I took that to be him emphasizing that it is a very basic function of the defense they can’t perform.  That his players react as if it’s a new-fangled innovation to them. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Deion is not their type, and we all know what this means.

Successful?

I took that to be him emphasizing that it is a very basic function of the defense they can’t perform.  That his players react as if it’s a new-fangled innovation to them. 

I took it to be he watched dumbass Brian Kelly’s post USC histrionics and thought “yea I’ll try that”
33 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

just about every post in this thread needs rep

the content from this game and the fallout will take weeks to consume

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31 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I took that to be him emphasizing that it is a very basic function of the defense they can’t perform.  That his players react as if it’s a new-fangled innovation to them. 

This. He was poking his defensive coaches in the eye. Defensive staff is on alert.

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently they don't follow track & field (9 national titles under Pat Henry), men's golf (2009), women's basketball (2011), women's tennis (2024), or meat judging (too many to count, total dynasty).

I’m just spit balling here but I’d seriously consider Meat PimP for the HC position. Guy has proven that he not only knows how to win but keeps his stable locked the fuck down. 
 

MEAT PIMP 2025!!!!!

51 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fear? Nope.

"fear" is not in the context we are scared of them or afraid of them

"fear" as in their existence is a threat to human civilization

uncontained aggy would end human life

The best part of the belch is that it means that fat fuck couldn't wait until after the presser to eat. After an embarrassing loss and a quick locker room talk to tell his players and coaches they sucked, it was more important for him to immediately stuff his face than it was to prepare for the media.

And I'm giving him a ridiculous benefit of the doubt that the face stuffing happened after the locker room talk. 

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2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Oh Graham

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it'll be interesting to see how he polishes the bowl turd. 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Oh Graham

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I mean, he was kinda right. The aggys did pull away in the second half. They just also showed their ass on TV again and aggy'd away the lead

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Fire Elko and hire Prime.. have $35m per year in coaching. 

That actually sound like the perfect fit and my god, the aggie reaction to Coach Prime alone would be so fucking amazing!!

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

it'll be interesting to see how he polishes the bowl turd. 

Scanning what he was written, he hasn’t touched that with a 50 foot pool. I have Google alerts set up because either I’m insane or I’m waiting for him to reveal himself as Randolf. 

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