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#553
13 minutes ago, millhouse said:

BYU is straight up soaking coach Prime

I thinking it’s now escalated to a full Provo push of a jump hump.

#554
How BYU doing Colorado in the Alamo Bowl

 

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#555

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

#557

also just had to listen to Lowell telling everyone that all the army players when they are exhausted.... stand up in team meetings on their own.

 

No you fucking idiot, they are standing up because if they fall asleep and fall over they dont get in trouble for falling asleep... and the punishment is meeted out by the pavement their face hits if they sleep. 

 

 

#558
4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

I was just coming to say, much less eloquently, the same thing.

#559

Down by 30, really I’d be trying to bleed clock. That guy that was celebrating that catch that got them inside the 5 needs his ass beat.

#561
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Down by 30, really I’d be trying to bleed clock. That guy that was celebrating that catch that got them inside the 5 needs his ass beat.

Zero self and/or situational awareness. Welcome to prime time. 

#562
7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

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#568

Announcers: "Sanders is such a selfless teammate"

yeah as if he didn't eat multiple huge sacks because he was so busy trying to statpad

#569
Starting tackle Connor Finucane and linebacker Hamilton Baker will play Independence Bowl as second lieutenantsFinucane will make his 51st straight start #ArmyFootball

 

#570
5 minutes ago, Mittens said:
Starting tackle Connor Finucane and linebacker Hamilton Baker will play Independence Bowl as second lieutenantsFinucane will make his 51st straight start #ArmyFootball

 

Half of the BYU team was older than Army's Finucane.

#571
Announcers: "Sanders is such a selfless teammate"
yeah as if he didn't eat multiple huge sacks because he was so busy trying to statpad

No kidding. They had like 5 yards rushing because of it.
#572

shadeur was exposed

his camp will throw the buff Oline under the bus

a shrewd nfl gm will ask him to convert to 'athlete' and see where he fits

vegas, the ginas or the jets make sense

#573
19 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


No kidding. They had like 5 yards rushing because of it.

It's not like they were lighting it up on the ground outside of him.

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#574
39 minutes ago, Mittens said:
Starting tackle Connor Finucane and linebacker Hamilton Baker will play Independence Bowl as second lieutenantsFinucane will make his 51st straight start #ArmyFootball

 

Jesus Christ.

I would not want to fuck around OR find out with that guy.

#575

Army intercepts in the end zone with 10:30 left in the game.  There’s a good chance La Tech won’t see the ball again on offense.

#576
38 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Half of the BYU team was older than Army's Finucane.

Finucane isn’t any older than a typical college player. He graduated after the fall semester which earned him his commission as a 2nd Lt.

#577
8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Army intercepts in the end zone with 10:30 left in the game.  There’s a good chance La Tech won’t see the ball again on offense.

Three plays before really looked like a LT touchdown.  Didn't seem like anyone else thought so.

LT coach looks like a guitarist in a Southern Rock cover band.

#580
4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Three plays before really looked like a LT touchdown.  Didn't seem like anyone else thought so.

LT coach looks like a guitarist in a Southern Rock cover band.

That’s Sonny Cumbie. 

#581

oh shit I knew I recognized that voice... it's Galindo covering the Independence Bowl (along with our own Fozzy Whittaker)

pain

#582

Army is asking for some cheap spots by throwing. Doesn't matter to Louisiana Tech that they're Army, La Tech stepped up last minute to play. 

#583

Is it just me? Or did anyone notice Deions eyes during closeups and interviews tonight? Looked like his eyes were bulging out of their sockets. I think he was high as a kite.

#585
9 hours ago, Mittens said:
Starting tackle Connor Finucane and linebacker Hamilton Baker will play Independence Bowl as second lieutenantsFinucane will make his 51st straight start #ArmyFootball

 

 

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#586
10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Holy fuck balls there is a lot of CU, CU player and CU coach cock sucking going on by the broadcast crew. Wow... 

"You know, I'm not really into BBC, but I'd make an exception for most of the CU team and staff.". 

"You bet. I'm not even gay and I'd like to have Deions cock in my mouth."

"Hope I don't sound racist but I understand it's an impressive unit. If you know what I mean."

"Sounds amazing. Any of the CU players into rimming? I'm fine with syrup or jelly so, flexible."

"He walked up out of [the production meeting] and said to us, 'Talk about BYU just a little bit, would you?' Well, we're talking about [Connor Pay], and we're talking about BYU now. I'm sure the fans in Provo would love us to talk about BYU the whole night..." - Dave Pasch.

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

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#587

OU, A&M, Tech, Miami, and Colorado all lose?  Pretty good 2 days of bowl games I must say.

#588
8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is it just me? Or did anyone notice Deions eyes during closeups and interviews tonight? Looked like his eyes were bulging out of their sockets. I think he was high as a kite.

How much shit did he confiscate and keep? 

Coach Prime on respecting the Hotel that the Team is staying in for the Alamo Bowl : “If I smell smoke on any floor…That will be your last puff” “I hope it was good because that’s going to be your last one” 😂🎥 : @theepregameshow

 

#589
42 minutes ago, satyanash said:
"He walked up out of [the production meeting] and said to us, 'Talk about BYU just a little bit, would you?' Well, we're talking about [Connor Pay], and we're talking about BYU now. I'm sure the fans in Provo would love us to talk about BYU the whole night..." - Dave Pasch.

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

@Chewbaccawill defend this 

#590
50 minutes ago, satyanash said:
"He walked up out of [the production meeting] and said to us, 'Talk about BYU just a little bit, would you?' Well, we're talking about [Connor Pay], and we're talking about BYU now. I'm sure the fans in Provo would love us to talk about BYU the whole night..." - Dave Pasch.

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

I definitely caught that part. 

"Well, I've now allocated 5% of my airtime to BYU, they should stop being attention whores. Now lets get back to the amazing CU, Deion and that fab cock of his!!" *That he basically called out a BYU player for being an attention whore is beyond wildly ironic.

At least the play by play was "Ya know, BYU seems like they fuck too and maybe better than CU there buddy."

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#591
9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Army is asking for some cheap spots by throwing. Doesn't matter to Louisiana Tech that they're Army, La Tech stepped up last minute to play. 

Meh, throwing the ball is Army's way of taking their foot off the gas.

#592
8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is it just me? Or did anyone notice Deions eyes during closeups and interviews tonight? Looked like his eyes were bulging out of their sockets. I think he was high as a kite.

During the sideline shots of the coaches, Sitake looked focused, and you could tell he was making decisions. Sanders looked like a slightly disgruntled fan. 

Giving Sanders the benefit of the doubt, there was a video before the start of the season, and he's had one of his toes amputated and said he takes a butt load of painkillers to get through being able to stand on the sidelines during an entire game. So, yeah, I think he may have been high as a kite. It was especially obvious during the interview before the game where the sideline chick was asking him about coaching his son for his last game. Someone else on the board called it fake crying, but I think he was having trouble formulating words. 

#593
1 hour ago, satyanash said:
"He walked up out of [the production meeting] and said to us, 'Talk about BYU just a little bit, would you?' Well, we're talking about [Connor Pay], and we're talking about BYU now. I'm sure the fans in Provo would love us to talk about BYU the whole night..." - Dave Pasch.

What a petty idiot of an announcer. Sorry you made a fool of yourself by relentlessly dry-humping Colorado only for them to get slaughtered.

ESPN's story on the BYU win:

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#594
12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Prime coaching about as well as his hotdog cooker did in sales. 

The shit you can learn on Surly..

 

#595
13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

ESPN's story on the BYU win:

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"There is a pic of a BYU player scoring a TD in the video freeze frame!!!"

-ESPN probably 

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#596
24 minutes ago, Mittens said:

ESPN's story on the BYU win:

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ESPN's front-page headlines tracker is hilarious. No mention of Iowa State winning 11 games for the first time in program history, or of BYU's resounding victory. All the attention is focused on Cam Ward, Sanders and Travis Hunter instead.

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#599
2 hours ago, satyanash said:

ESPN's front-page headlines tracker is hilarious. No mention of Iowa State winning 11 games for the first time in program history, or of BYU's resounding victory. All the attention is focused on Cam Ward, Sanders and Travis Hunter instead.

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The Espin nickname is there for a reason.

#600
Military Bowl got wild

 

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