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    Was running late and had heaps of luggage (to sound Australian), but I stopped by the Wimbledon grounds yesterday to check out their Museum & Gift Shop. (The qualifying is taking place across

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    Yes.  Bought a ticket today for the day session. Side section with a bit of Lounge access, but not the VIP lounge access. Ticket was $15 + $16 taxes and fees. ($31) The mother/daughter

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Iga v. Alexandrova for the Seoul 500 title is underway, but TC isn’t showing it.

BJK Cup final in an hour, I won’t make that. Should be Emma v. Cocciaretto & JPeg v. Paolini.

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Amanda v. Muchova at 6 am. 

Amanda survives in 3 after she broke Muchova at 4-4 and then served it out. Good shit

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If she’s handing out hugs, I’ll get in line. 

I’m a big hugger. 

And I love a big jugg(s) hug.

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Digging my girl’s kit this week. 

Outdoor play was suspended about 4 hours today because it’s 96 there. 

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Siegemund has had a strong second half of the year. Lots of upsets.

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Iga got waxed by Jasmine. Shit don't start 'til 4a Saturday. 

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Adoro Jasmine Paolini.

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To be good at tennis, you have to have a strong core. To build a strong core, you lose your waist. 

Sabalenka is a proper Slavic whore. I fully appreciate that and the lack of hour glass figure would slip your mind as she is performing tricks that would make a middle-aged boyfriend jump off his balcony after losing access to those moves.

The New York-born Spaniard, however…

B+ for attitude.

C  for feminine shape.

Of course I would be interested, but tennis has given her a slightly feminine male body. Kind of like a sculpture of a woman from antiquity that is really a sculpture of a man’s body with boobs and a female’s head on it.

I will watch it again to make sure that I’m not missing something.

PS- Both women are  larger than I am. (5’9” vs 5’11”-ish) 

 

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Sofia had a 21-minute bagel over Alexandrova, got smoked in the 2nd, was down 2-5 in the decider, saved 4 MPs, won in a breaker. Good shit from her. 

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And in typical Elena fashion, she quits the tourney as soon as possible. 

Belinda v. Sofia in an opening breaker now, winner gets Noskova in the final. 

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Belinda won the 500, Ann Li won a 250.

Got my DVR set for this banger in Chennai…

Maaya Rajeshwaran Revathi v. Shrivalli Rashmikaa Bhamidipaty 

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17-year old Lilli Tagger of Austria playing a 250 final in China now against Blinkova. She’s got a fun OHBH, not all slices like most of the others. 

Iga is a whiny bitch.

Or she injured herself. 

One or both could be true. 
 

 

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Keys quit with whatever her fake reason was, Mirra declined as first alternate due to playing doubles & feeling a bit ill, so Alexandrova got to play. Now Paolini, who is already eliminated, is hinting she won't play tomorrow due to this mystery 'illness', so they may have to fly some emergency player in to avoid a complete walkover against JPeg. 

Good times. 

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